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Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Ruin your salvation
The key to looking youthful is Swamp Thing semen. Also, it makes you delusional. "Do you know what it is like to hate? When it goes deep down inside?" The press junket for Wicked is just Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo having some sort of weird lesbian...
The Love Heard Round the Twix
Poasting.
Wednesday Morning Links
Three days to go. So first…the links!
I Thought I was Buying a Car, Not Joining a Cult! Part II
My Saab story continues.
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
Just so you know, you don’t need to follow illegal orders.
I Thought I was Buying a Car, Not Joining a Cult!
My Saab Story
It’s a Cruel, Cruel Web
Get off my lawn! This is going to be one of those articles where I rant about...
Another Fair Shake
I have made no secret of growing up poor, so it was a big deal when the house...
Judge Part 1 – Unfortunate Intersection
EDITOR'S NOTE: This is a new series, it will alternate with the Unwatched...
IFLA: The “Graybeard” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of October 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAHig2tFeLw Graybeard, immaculately dressed,...
Happy Diwali
*buzz buzz*. My phone rattled off the nightstand. “Scam Likely”. I set it down...
Cheerio! Time Zone Confusions Afternoon(?) Links
After spending more than 30+ hours awake and most of it being in airport...
Stoic Friday Open Post of Pain
Sorry folks, I am traveling this week and I have a BUMPING headache. Flying...
Winston’s Mom does the Links
Its funny, it used to be you just had to shake it. Now all these broads have...
Teenage Exorcist
Eddie Deezen gets billing over Michael Berryman, even though Berryman is on...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun 72
I really don't get how when Ron DeSantis was in the race for the Republican...
A Visit to the DFW Cryptid Museum
The Dark Hour Haunted House has opened up for the season! This is one of my...
To Get a Haircut or Take a Haircut?
I must say that I've gotten many haircuts but don't recall having taken a...
Save the books pt. 10
Z Then the door opened. There was an actual green lit pathway directing us...
IFLA: The “Finally, Something!” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of September 28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSO0QzDCTvI We actually have TWO things...
Saturday Evening (open) Post
We heard your complaints. Now we’re delivering. This post is open, now so your...
Colonization is an Empty Metaphor
Once again, if there is hope in the future of Earth it lies only in leaving...
Final September Friday Afternoon Links
Well, outside of an absolute shite week at work, the Indians are working on...
Mystery Box
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Blowing The Whistle
THIS TRANSMISSION IS CLASSIFIED. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT TELL ALEX JONES. …BUT DO TELL STEVE BANNON. September 27, 2021. 0338 PDT, Menlo Park, CA ”I need your name for the record.” Special Agent Jackson said flatly. “Francis Haugen” ”Please speak up, we are recording, dear.” ”Francis Haugen”. The whistleblower said...
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The Crider Chronicles: Confederacy – Part IV
Part 4.
Judge Part 2 – Star of Azanjin
Wherein Jasper Browne tries to solve the murder of the last man to hold his job.
Dunham – 44
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Save the books the end
This is the end …..
THE RESISTANCE: Episode 2
“Bwa-ha-ha-ha,” Dark Cracky laughed, “Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.”...
The Hat and The Hair -Animated Episode 82 – Return of the King
https://youtu.be/A9nnMNpvc88?si=jkJF04347Fl41-FP Patreon Shill Cafepress Shill...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: ReRun ep 39
I started to get a bit more meta with the writing, not being constrained by...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: ReRun ep 37 & 38
From this point on the show focused on The Hat and The Hair's schemes to get...
THE RESISTANCE: Episode 1
“Where will we go?” Hunter asked his only friend. “My father’s huge mansion?...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: ReRun ep 36
I am not some Mystic or Mathematician, I did not plan for this re-run to be...
The Hat And The Hair Halloween Special
It's that time of year again when we, like the networks, can run an old...
The Hat and The Hair -Animated Episode 81 – Donald McDonald
https://youtu.be/DkotvIkjaRY Patreon Shill Cafepress Shill Redbubble Shill...
Kamala, First of Her Name: Episode 8
“Fucking Joe Biden” Kamala said with withering disgust. “We had fucking Puerto...
The Hat and The Hat: Episode 206
“Maybe just meet her, maybe she’s a really nice girl,” Donald said. “Father,...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: ReRun ep 35
This is the one that has become our annual Christmas Special. The Hat prays to...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 205
“I still smell like french fries,” the hair muttered. “I like how you smell,”...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 34
We are nearing the end of Trump's first term, or as Historians will mark it,...
Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
Romanian food: ciorbă
Ciorbă is rather a staple of Romanian cuisine.
Martinis – Stirred, never shaken.
The poor, pretentious, pretty drink. The Martini. Let’s talk about a classic, no tuxedos required.
No Love for Beowulf
Fact-checking Beowulf, because you ALL still have Beowulf.
“We Gotta Dooooo Something.”
At first I thought it was Canada descending the fastest into totalitarian madness, but then I saw the UK declared war on pizza. This is my review of Bitburger Dry Hopped Zwyckl: Pizza related arguments aside, British pizza isn’t anything to write home about. Believe...
Who’s hungry?
Find some seedy looking Yakiniku joint in a side alley somewhere.
Finally, an Explanation!
I’m going to link something here I came across on TwiX that I thought was...
Final Friday of May Afternoon Links
Well that's it. End of the week, and end of the month. This is a level of...
Are You Army Strong?
There’s a fellow at my gym that seems to come in at the same time I do on...
Cold and Rainy Memorial Weekend Kickoff Links.
I don't know about you all, but here, it's been the coldest and wettest spring...
This week’s Signs of the Apocalypse
Its been a while since I went over the signs of impending doom… This is my...
Saturday morning fill in links.
The Old Man is otherwise occupied, so you're stuck with me this morning. I...
Mid-May Friday Afternoon Links.
Another week, another concert. Psychostick was a fun time, and they even had...
The Great Debate – Ketchup packets
This is a subject near and dear to my heart. Fast food fries, most...
Drawing El Borracho
I was ten and it was the week between Xmas and New Years. My aunt and...
Don’t Forget Mother’s Day Friday Afternoon Links
FCBD was a success, although the younger nephew slept in and didn't come...
Low Key, Mid Buzz
Sometimes I am reminded of the gulf between me and “normies.” This is my...
Pre-FCBD Friday Afternoon Links
First of all, if you have any young ones in your life who may be interested in...
Faustian Bargains
In case you lived under a rock, the newest “magic pill” for weight loss is via...