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Sunday Morning I’m Gonna Kill Someone Links
So much fun being on our village Planning Board. To put it into context, they basically act as an HOA for the village, and like most HOAs, they're populated by old biddies with deep busybody instincts. I am the youngest person on the board. Anyway, we had our monthly...
Saturday evening Links
Spring has fully sprung here in Spudville. I have three eight cup bird feeders just off the patio, under a tree canopy. At times it's like a free food giveaway in the Bronx. The American Gold Finch above is one of the predominant species. Watching a dozen bright...
Taking Vitamin T
No, not tequila.
Saturday Morning Bad Taste Links
It's been an illuminating experience running a food establishment in the Gulch. Despite the highly educated population who style themselves as worldly and sophisticated, the general food tastes here run close to that of an eight year old boy raised on junk food....
Dunham – 69
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Last Friday of May Afternoon Links
Here at the end of May, it appears Cleveland has decided it's time for spring. I expect a week or two of that before the summer temperatures roll in and I have to show I'm better than most of Europe by turning on the central air. FAFO. We'll need to remember this when...
How North Florida Boys Become Men
Sorry, guys, work and family precluded an original story in this slot, but I...
IFLA: The “Very Brief” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of February 15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkoXxbBElOc The stellar doldrums continue. The...
A Shit Excuse for a Beer Article
Fun mornings at Peterson Space Air Force tended to include driving to the...
Pre-Valentine’s Day Friday Afternoon Links
Hope you've already got any Valentine's Day stuff planned, because it's...
Stoic Friday CXLIII
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
The Dictator
The Dictator Last week just was not up to my standards, and I apologize. Work...
Valentine’s Day, &cet
It was likely an accident of scheduling, but I’ll be accompanying the better...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 86
The conclusion of Tha Hat and Space Hat B-plot https://youtu.be/kdSFMj-A-Uw
Fitness – Random Thoughts
This is just an unstructured post with a bunch of final things than went...
Judge Part 10 – Fin
Nothing. Ardo wanted me to say I could prove nothing. And he was probably...
IFLA: The “I Think I Figured Out the Difference Between Fantasy and SciFi” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of February 8
Sufficiently advanced technology may be indistinguishable from magic, but...
Where Have all the Cowboys Gone?
Relax, I’m not going to link Paula Cole, but I will link KT Tunstall. There ya...
First February Friday ‘Fternoon Links
We've made it to February, not just February, but the perfect February! I...
Stoic Friday CXLII
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Kung Fu Rascals
Kung Fu Rascals There has been entirely too much of everything else, including...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 85
https://youtu.be/lefR40a7Pxc
Florida Man and Nature’s Bounty
Author's Note: SugarFree is out for a little while dealing with real-life...
Mystery Box
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Grizzly II
I am not at my usual viewing spot tonight, but I assure you I am eating popcorn. Grizzly II Ted S specifically asked for Grizzly II, and here we are. Did I make my family watch this while we were in a Tennessee cabin surrounded by black bears? You bet. I made Ted proud. You will have to forgive me for cutting this short, as I am...
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The Crider Chronicles: Confederacy – Part XVI
Part 16
Judge Part 8 – One-Eyed Man
Wherein Jasper Browne tries to solve the murder of the last man to hold his job.
Dunham – 54
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Crider Chronicles: Confederacy – Part XV
Part 15
Joemala: Episode 214
“I love the elegant ruin of your asshole,” Hunter whispered into the...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun: Ep 15
This is it! The Pizza De Resistance with extra pineapple and jalapeño! In the...
Cracky!: Episode 5
“Cracky isn’t real!” Dr. Biden screamed. Hunter, suspended from the ceiling,...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun: Ep 13 & Ep 14
This is another one with weird audio because I recorded it at the radio...
Joemala: Episode 213
“W-w-why are everyone mad at me, is mad at me about Easter? I love...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 74: Bloodbath
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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 195
“The God Bless the USA Bibles are selling well,” the hair said as he...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun: Ep 12
Last time we reran episode 10, so you'd think this time would be episode 11. ...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 194
“I’m Donald Trump and I am your President,” Donald said directly into...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun: Ep 10
When we last saw The Hat, he was in a Russian prison. Let's see how he got out...
Joemala: Episode 212
“Nikki Haley is out,” Dr. Biden fumed. “Of course she is. Dumb little...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 73: Viva La Libertad
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Into The Sugarverse!
“I don’t know why I’m driving,” Donald said. “I never drive myself. And why am...
Food & Drink
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Saturday Morning Hot Dog Day Links
The biggest day of the year in Glibs Gulch is not Christmas or Thanksgiving or July 4th. Nope, it's Hot Dog Day, a celebration that has caught on elsewhere. Typically, we piss off the organizers by going our own way on branding, merch, and not paying them a fee for...
Saturday Morning Long Whine Links
It's a minor thing but I need to kvetch. In all of its bureaucratic efficiency, the NY State Liquor Commission, after draining my bank account of some thousands of dollars, has taken over a year to approve our permit to serve wine and beer. Putting aside the indignity...
Germans Aren’t All Smiles and Sunshine
Oooooooooh the Germans!
Saturday Morning Wino Links
With our wine license in hand and a deep stock of delicious bottles behind the bar, we're ready for old ladies getting sloshed and starting bar fights. My list has stereotypical female pleasers like Prosecco and pink Champagne. Prime remains a steadfast dry red wine...
First February Friday ‘Fternoon Links
We've made it to February, not just February, but the perfect February! I blame AI LLMs. This does not surprise me. If you use Notepad++, I'd get a new version and make sure to check your hashes. I think Tabasco has a solid case here. Slate choosing the wrong side of...
Don’t Call it a Comeback
The problem with Michael Crichton, is too many of his books were turned into...
Final Fish Fry-Day Afternoon Links
I'm sure Swiss will be happy at the end of Fish Fries, but I'm sure I can find...
Price Gouging Sugar Water
I got a text from my wife yesterday shortly after asking if she needed me to...
Fifth Fish Fry-Day Afternoon Links
The girlfriend and I got to attend a Michael Symon talk Sunday. It was a...
Fourth Fish Fry-Day Afternoon Links
This is turning into a big spring for concerts, the girlfriend is off to hear...
Finally the Truth About Kennedy
Yeah sorry, I am not referring to the Fox News host, but can you really blame...
Third Fish Fry-Day of Lent
With spring (ostensibly) here, the weather is supposed to be improving, and...
Provincial Trade War
In light of the latest trade war news now starting to affect me...
Second Fish Fry-Day of Lent Afternoon Links
The girlfriend and I survived our first tiki weekender (as many people...
The Return of Sear it and Beer it
Just in time for St. Patrick's Day! My friends Tom and Alan bring back Sear It...
Augusto Did Nothing Wrong
We’re in one of those odd circumstances where somewhere in the government,...
First Fish Fry-day of Lent.
It's that time of year, every VFW, American Legion, Rotary, Kiwanis, church,...
Food Fight: Pure Bread Jellyism – The Right Way to PB&J
Recently, I learned that what I thought was a harmless but wrong thing my wife...





