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Dunham – 76
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
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Dunham – 41A
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
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Dunham – 40
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
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How has nobody used this photo to meme, “big ol titties…not just the kind that make your teeth bleed”?
Snack food nostalgia
So Fox ran an article talking about 10 snacks from the '80s and '90s that people miss and want to come back. Personally, I found the list a little dubious, with the exception of Butterfinger BBs and Doritos Salsa Rio. You can find the article here. So what say you,...
First Friday of June Afternoon Links
Yep, still me. Sorry guys, you're stuck with my lackluster links yet again. For my fellow Ohioans, there's a new trail to hit up. Sometimes a single vote does matter. I would say that Paradox's entire line would count. I have enjoyed the resurgence of turn based RPGs...
First Friday Afternoon Links of March
At the time this posts, I should be several cocktails in at a Tiki weekender, so please forgive any duplicate links. Well, BrewDog is being parted out. Full disclosure, I own two shares. From the "hit series"! What could possibly go wrong? Kentucky man one ups God. I...
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Non-institutional Injury, Not Otherwise Specified
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