Since you’re probably at least ten years removed from what is arguably the best show on television since Seinfeld stopped being funny, I’m going to post this link here so you get the reference. This is my review of Pizza Port Brewing Next Horizon IPA: Culturally...
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”So how are we doing today.” I asked. STEVE SMITH was shouting on camera, pointing at it directly. Still shouting. ”STEVE, I think you might be on mute.” I said. ”STEVE, you need to take yourself off mute, we can’t hear you.” Sugarfree agreed. STEVE SMITH was on mute....
Thankfully they’re also too dumb to try and reinvent the 80’s, right?
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Look at this thing. The only thing more deserving of extinction are Pandas.
Busy here, but nothing to bore you with. Lets go straight to what you came here for: news beyond the wall. Can I say something controversial about Batman? Fuck Batman. Don’t go to Mexico, you might get robbed by the Federales catch COVID. You sure you...
The bill that everyone was waiting on was released to the public on Wednesday. Okay, maybe not everyone… This is my review of Interboro Battleset Apple Brandy Barrel Aged Barleywine: The bill in question is the Responsible Financial Innovation Act, aka “the crypto...
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If you have a more effective way to discipline a child, I want to hear it.
Victory slap
Update: I still can’t afford it
My LG washing machine attempted to do whatever the Korean equivalent to Sepuku is called. If there is one. So I spent my Saturday morning diagnosing the problem, then ordering the part on Amazon prime for shipping the next day. Sadly, it didn’t arrive until Sunday...
Get a load of these assholes
One of my favorite things to do these days is going to Trader Joe’s. I like to put on SiriusXM Octane (Channel 37), roll down my windows, turn up the stereo on my Grand Cherokee to full blast. The looks of “what an asshole” from the Subaru and Tesla crowd of...
Perhaps now it is time for a “shitpost” category.
Had a fun weekend. I was up in Flagstaff on account of my sister graduating from college. I went to the same school so I was feeling a bit sentimental. The parking predictably sucked, but I figured I’d just hoof it with my sons and give them a bit of a tour of south...
Alright. I have to hat tip Brett for finding something neither Elon Musk or pussy hat related.
Is it safe to go on the internet yet?
It was an inevitability, there is nothing else out there this week…
Didn’t think you’d see me?
Its high time to break this one out.
This is just a draft, we’ll work on coming up with a better title.
¡Buenos tardes! Hopefully everyone had an enjoyable holiday weekend in which there were neither traffic fatalities or arrest warrants signed…in multiple states. What? You mean to tell me you don’t party like its New Years on Easter? Okay… Here are a few...
Part One