This cannot stand. An unprovoked attack on America and its most treasured institutions cannot be left without response. Costco is a national treasure. A business model based upon on a simple premise: allow people to save money buying in bulk via a paid membership. Its...
About damn time they did!
Had a nice weekend this time around. The unseasonable warmth subsided for a bit and I got to watch my son play ball in 68° weather. His tournament was a mixed bag. He’s still the smallest kid on the team and his peers appear to suddenly begin taking steroids. So...
I did something dumb: I tried to cut a piece of bread nearly a century after the invention of sliced bread. This is my review of Almaza: Obviously, I cut more than bread, I cut my finger. I am avoiding typing with that finger as I write this. What happened? I...
I’m just waiting. Waiting for word from the semi-closed elementary school my son’s Little League plays to determine if the third possible outcome for baseball is in play. You know its either: You win You lose It rains So until then, I’ll look up a few Mexican links....
*phone buzzes on the nightstand.* ”0142. No, I don’t care. I am not answering.” I mumbled. I waited for the telltale tone the call went to voicemail. No tone. *phone buzzes on the nightstand* ”0148. No.” Still no tone. *phone buzzes on the nightstand* “Screw...
Meh
In 1987, Texas Red returned and lost again.
They’re practically giving them away!
Raspberries are Red, NASA is Blue…
I just found out the Man vs. Food guy was still alive. I seriously thought he was dead this entire time. The bad internet rumors suggesting he died of a heart attack obviously didn’t help. Whatever, even if he had the best traveling food show on television, he’s...
Divine right? My ass.
The world is fucked, so I’ll pull this one from the bullpen
Its always the people with the simplest solution
I blew a flat yesterday during my lunch hour while picking up some groceries. Tried to patch it, but the side wall was pretty much fucked once I re-inflated it. I have new tires now. The worst part was the nearest tire place was Big-O tires, and they were out of...
How high quality is your hedonism?
This time, its on time.
I hate plumbing jobs
Goddamnit. ¡Enlaces mexicanos!
Then why do you bed him thus?
We can’t just let Canada have all the fun!
I’m making an alternative reference before the drugs falls out of his ass.
Put me in coach!
Its like a circle jerk, except they’re all jerks
Seems like a Carl’s Jr .gif type of day.