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Thursday Afternoon Links

Thursday Afternoon Links

Topical music, added after publication. Perky astrobiologist Ligia Coelho holding a silicone menstrual cup. SCIENTISTS TEST SILICONE MENSTRUAL CUP ON ROCKET FLIGHT: Did not explode, implode, melt, catch fire, or experience structural failure; also retained simulated...

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On Fitness: the gym basics

On Fitness: the gym basics

TRIGGER WARNING: Going to the gym or interest in fitness has been linked by such luminary publications of note as Salon, The New York Times and the BBC to racism, white supremacy and far right ideology. Proceed at own risk. HEALTH WARNING: Gyms are known to the State...

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Just Vice President Stuff: Episode 1

Just Vice President Stuff: Episode 1

“Y’all stop teasing them chickens,” Usha hollered to her children, letting the screen door shut behind her. She turned back to the stove, her bare feet slapping on the checkered linoleum. “Usha!” JDcalled, “I’m home.” He set down his knapsack and kissed her on her...

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Glibcrostic 5

Okay, that was a little harsh, I probably should have said "ninnies" instead...

Imagine

Imagine   Imagine driving 90 minutes to travel 30 miles, Imagine driving...

Ninja Terminator

Ninja Terminator I am on the road for the next two Thursdays as I drive to and...

Glibcrostic 4

To be perfectly honest I was a tad disappoint in you people, seemed like only...

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Firing Murdock

Firing Murdock

I know we rag on Murdock, but did anyone really complain when he managed to everyone safely on the LZ? This is my review of New Belgium VooDoo Ranger G-Force: Our friend Murdock, aka Glibertarian.com Inside Joke #78: the meta helicopter joke, is out of a job. This will actually be triggering for those of you that actually did...

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Finally, an Explanation!

Finally, an Explanation!

I’m going to link something here I came across on TwiX that I thought was crazy, then I began looking it up. (TW: Twitter) This is my review of Abomination Brewing Company Fogsickle Double India Pale Ale: So for those of you that chose not to click the link, the post...

Price Gouging Sugar Water

Price Gouging Sugar Water

I got a text from my wife yesterday shortly after asking if she needed me to grab anything from the store, as I was going there. She responded back “soda”. This is my review of Alesmith Speedway Grand Prix Maple Bar Edition: For context, my wife gets caffeine from...

Friday the 13th Links – Part 2

Friday the 13th Links – Part 2

Yep, I'm back. I'm not sure what bias this is, but my experience (and that of those I know) does not match this. This. This is being a role model. The local clown show continues. I was approached by some people looking for signatures on the recall petition last...

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