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The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 59
President Stacy Abrams.
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – The More I Die
Habiba Soliman wanted to be a doctor. Then, her father firebombed Jewish marchers in Boulder She moved to the United States with a dream of studying medicine. She had stepped off her high school graduation stage in May. Then her father, Mohamed Soliman, drove from...
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 19
“Father, where is Uncle Elon?” Barron asked, in the baboon-hot Oval Office. Donald looked up from the book he was reading, and said, “I’m sure he’s somewhere, son.” “But I looked, Father. The DOGE office is empty, and he hasn’t invited me to play Dungeons and Dragons...
Wednesday Morning Links
Good morning one and all to another glorious day!
Plausible Reasoning 8
Part 8.
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
Apparently, a tropical depression ran up through the Gulf of California and delivered the first rain in recorded history on June 1st to the Phoenix area. I guess they can say that with a straight face because the records only go back to the 1800’s. Either way, the...
HAT HARD: A Hat and Hair Christmas Special, Pt. 4
It was cold on the White House roof and Donald began to shiver. The hat...
HAT HARD: A Hat and Hair Christmas Special, Pt. 3
Half-dressed, thirsty, asleep, the hair had Donald staggering down a...
HAT HARD: A Hat and Hair Christmas Special, Pt. 2
“What the fuck it that?” the hair asked loudly. “Gunfire,” Hope said as...
HAT HARD: A Hat and Hair Christmas Special, Pt. 1
Pulling away from Andrews Air Force Base, Donald pawed at the intercom...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 63
“Franken fingered my bill once,” the hat says, almost dreamily, in the...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 62
“Do ya think she will like it?” the USA hat asked anxiously. “Uh, yeah....
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 61
“It was really terrible to go through, but I have to admit that I feel...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 60
(Please note that this is all Brett L's fault.) “Luther! Luther! Pay attention...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 59
“He’s not going to take me to the UN?!?” the hat screeched. “You’ve got...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 58
“C’mon, man. Help me out,” the hat croaked. “No, this is for you own...
The Hat and the Hair: Episode 57
“We can’t get rid of Steve!’ the hat wailed. “No, he’s got to go. He’s the...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 56
“Can’t you just play golf, Donald?” the hair asked quietly. “Oh, shut up,” the...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: What Happened and The Shape of Things to Come
What Happened by Hillary Rodham Clinton, unpublished draft I am the most...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 55
“I can’t have all this infighting among my staff,” Donald told the three men....
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 54
“Loyalty!” Donald howled. “Why are we outside?” the hat asked. “He...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 53
“Get out, Sean!” the hat screamed from under the desk. “Get out, get...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 52
“You released the emails?!?” Donald roared, beating on the door of the...
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Two Weeks to Thanksgiving Warning
Well, this Sunday is the CLE meeting of the Browns and the Ravens. I was tempted to steal Tonio's dumpster fire images for the links today, but didn't want to confuse and frighten people. Once again, I'll be taking OMWC down into the Dawg Pound to watch the game. Attempt number 2 (or 3, depending on how you count the deck). I...
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Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
I Say a Flip, Flop…
Flippy, Flippety, a Flip Flip Flop and you don’t stop
Floppin as they Flippin and they Flop on your feet
Counting Tiles
A favorite pastime of those that spend a lot of time puking
Driving Miss Daisy
Miss Daisy needs to go cyberpunk, or get off my lawn!
Friday afternoon pre-Christmas in July links
It’s the last weekend before Christmas in July.
There’s No Singing in the North Pole
*shudders*
Will Ferrel
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