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The Crider Chronicles: Confederacy – Part VI
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Monday Morning Links
Good morning one and all to another wonderful day! The government I shutdown and SNAP recipients are now cut off!
Judge Part 3 – Wannabe Wives of Wilcox
Wherein Jasper Browne tries to solve the murder of the last man to hold his job.
IFLA: The “Post-Halloween” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of November 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI8q_bJe4iE More KISS than Metallica, but good inclusion of Talking Heads. This week is dominated by two, not-particularly-auspicious readings. It starts off with Venus and Saturn retrograde hanging out on opposite sides of the sun....
Sunday Morning Aglow Links
Everything is coming up OMWC. The Ravens seem to have miraculously revived. My latest home improvements have turned out spectacularly well. I had a terrific day of beer and pizza with Prime, who I think is going to be a pretty much permanent fixture. Spud and I shared...
Saturday evening Links
So for the second year in a row, I had no trick or treaters here in the Gulch. I assumed it's because I live on a hill, and also have a steep driveway. Turn off the porch light and voila, no kids. Well, I forgot where I am. Alfred actually has a ordinance on what...
Condifence of ac owboy fighter pilot. believe me, I know cowboys. They’re the best.
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The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Uncle Joe
“Pussies are bullshit,” Uncle Joe whispered into the child’s hair. Her...
‘Twas the Night Before Glib-Mas
‘Twas the night before Glib-Mas, and, purged of endorphins,Not a creature was...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 141
Words appeared on the screen as Donald slowly typed: THE WHITE HOUSE...
Chapter 19: Working Behind the Scenes
Executive Order 13139, which implements 10 U.S.C. § 1107, clearly states that...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 140
“Impeachment!” Donald bellowed from the Presidential Shitter. He flushed the...
Chapter 18: The Walking Wounded
One year ago today, I was stationed in Dhahran, Saudi Arabia. I received my...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Hillary and Huma
Huma lay across Hillary and sighed as her lover rippled and writhed...
Chapter 17: Science Intervenes and Project Badger Surfaces
A study was conducted on 8,195 British Gulf War-era veterans. The British,...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 139
“Mr. President! Mr. President!” the reporter called. “You’ll have to...
Chapter 16: Guard Pilots Quit
While many factors can influence an individual’s decision to leave the...
The Hat and The Hair Expanded Universe: Bernie and Sandy
“Your breasts are a common good,” Bernie said, never breaking eye...
Chapter 15 – The Stay
“Well, if they’re going to issue the stay at all, now would be a good time! I...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 138
“Beto is out! He’s out of the primary race!” the hat crowed. He farted...
Chapter 14 – Secretary Cohen’s “Four Points”
In December of 1997, the anthrax vaccine manufacturer was shut down and could...
Subaru Horror Theater, Vol. 11: Old Friends
One Week “Backyard,” I bark. “Backyard, backyard.” The gate bangs...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 22: The Gay Blade
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All-Star Cryptid Advice Time!
The Cryptids were getting restless, so rather than risk any...uh, work action, we have given them tonight's column. Enjoy the wisdom of their advice! ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. YOU HAVE PLEASED ZARDOZ BY SNARKING AT THE BRUTLS WHO PLAGUE THE EARTH. THEREFORE, YOU WILL RECIEVE THE GIFT OF ADVICE! GO FORTH, AND READ. Q:...
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I Hope He’s Housebroken
“You say you hate Christmas and people treat you like you’re a leper”
Penultimate Pre-Thanksgiving Friday Afternoon Links
Wasn’t someone asking about finding exotic meats? Unfortunately the girlfriend and I had taken the Rapid up there, so these did not come home with us.
The Ultimate October Surprise
You knew it was him the entire time.
Final Friday of 2024 Afternoon Links
The Christmas pop up bars are still going, but same as Halloween decorations should be down by Thanksgiving, the time for lights is over once Christmas has passed.
Friday Holiday Weekend Kick Off Links
You should have one of a handful of songs going through your head at this point. If not, I recommend grabbing a beer and reading the links.
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