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Judge Part 2 – Star of Azanjin
Wherein Jasper Browne tries to solve the murder of the last man to hold his job.
IFLA: “The Good and the Bad” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of October 19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9EZGHcu3E8 Surely you didn't expect anything different? This week has some stuff going on up there! The first one (the good part) is on the 20th and 21st Mercury combines with Jupiter to bring happiness and good luck. There's a new...
Sunday Morning Shithole Links
I'm on a mission this weekend- in the Jewish tradition, a ceremony is held in a graveyard about a year after the death of a parent or spouse. In my case, it was my mom, who died last year at the ripe old age of 92 and a life well led. This ceremony, called...
Saturday evening Links
The girlfriends daughter and boyfriend carved me a couple of pumpkins as a thank you...two weeks ago. They looked like the dude above when I shoveled them into a bag yesterday. Oh, well. It was a nice gesture. For those of you with even a passing interest in baseball,...
Suggestions for a Well-Dressed Orphan VIII
That’s 8 for those that can’t read in Roman
Saturday Morning Oberlin East Links
In celebration of International Pronouns Day (I kid you not) If I didn't have a business here, the trolling opportunities would be epic. Sigh. As the rest of the world moves on, the burghers of Glibs Gulch are doubling down on stupidity. Today's fun is, of course, a...
The Adventures of a Man Driving a Truck with 370,000 Miles Part VII (Modern Day Antique) —
When I left off, I had all the parts to install a Pioneer double din stereo in...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 43
The thing I hate most about American politics is how effortlessly the parties...
Open
Open are the clouds of grey, as sunlight, breaks, in blue, windswept...
On Romanian power struggles, sovereignty and elections
This is my second post on Romanian politics, the first being more historical,...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 29
I didn't like the thought of wearing a dead man's armor, but mine had several...
IFLA: The “New Year, New Friends” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of December 29
I haven't quite figured out how much stuff will get grabbed for the front...
The Chance of a Lifetime
The final installment to this year’s holiday movie lineup may be a bit of a...
Final Friday of 2024 Afternoon Links
Christmas day was a good time, the nephews are in the withdrawn, moody,...
Stoic Friday XCIV
Last Week Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Die Hard
Silly people. The question isn't "Is Die Hard is a Christmas movie?" It's "Is...
ZARDOZ LINKS OF SUBSTITUTING
ZARDOZ HOPES YOU ALL GOT THE GIFT OF THE GUN. ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN...
The Adventures of a Man Driving a Truck with 370,000 Miles Part VI (Modern Day Antique)
Part V The old No Good White Trash Ho was running and looking very nice after...
The Hat and The Hair -Animated Episode 83 – Christmas Boogaloo
It's The Best Most Classy Christmas Special! https://youtu.be/K_1CfoZIpvs...
MERRY SMITHMAS OPEN POST
STEVE SMITH AND COUSIN SEA SMITH WISH ALL FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS HAVE...
A Very Special Jewsday Rerun: The Story of Chanukkah
It's not often that Pagan Christmas and Taliban Chanukkah coincide- and even...
Peanuts Christmas
I am just about finished and just in time. I began cutting out characters a...
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
You guys are lucky I needed to drop a deuce before I ran to the gym. I may...
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You guys are the best. Really, now fuck off, Tulpa. This is my review of Pipeworks Brewing Hey, Careful Man, There’s a Beverage Here!: It has been argued by people that want to exterminate multiple oil and gas producing nations by direct and indirect military action, that internet anonymity is the devil. While Nimrata the...
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The state fair had come once more to the dusty fairgrounds of a podunk town. Crowds of curious rubes and yokels from miles around came for the circus and other festivities. As exciting as seeing an elephant was for people, who in most cases were people who'd never...
The Weavers VI
Part 6.
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 36
Prince Kord preferred the book to the blade, but studied both diligently. When what looked like a minor incursion of goblins into his family’s lands turned out to be more serious, he was sent to fetch aid. Frustrated playing messenger, Kord is tempted by the opportunity to leave his obligations behind and study magic. When his uncle and foster father are caught in a trap, Kord needs an army to rescue them – only everyone else is busy fighting their own wars.
Dunham – 12
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
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“Kyle,” President Trump says, laying a heavy hand on your shoulder, “Your...
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Hillary staggers to the crying girl, stabs the dagger into her stomach under...
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You walk quickly back down the hallway and slip into the breakroom. To look...
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“You look good. I always did like myself a skinny white boy,” she says walking...
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The tunnels are dank and the smell vacillates between putrid and rank. The...
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The security for the 2nd floor consists of a guard on a stool at the foot of...
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A very taciturn Secret Service agent drives you to the abandoned Postal...
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“No?” she screams. “You’re turning me down?!?” “I just, the President is just,...
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You open the door a crack and peer in. The office is dim, just the mellow...
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You skulk around the edges of the intern and press pods swarming around each...
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“I knew we could count on you, Kyle.” The President gets up and begins pacing...
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A very taciturn Secret Service agent drives you to the Democratic National...
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“Come back, young man, come back!” Kamala calls after you but you are running,...
Food & Drink
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Your not Gonna Shit Right for a Week
Week two the first time I went through some old movies reviewed a “new classic” so, we’ll do it again this time. This is my review of XII West Brewing Zona Pilsner: Bad Santa begins the way every Billy Bob Thornton movie should begin: with Billy Bob at a bar...
What Your Talking About is Called, “a Coup”
– Gen. Mark Milley
Second Friday of December Afternoon Links
The Christmas season is coming hard, as temperatures drop as fast as approval ratings. But we care not for such things, let's get to some links. I hope they never learn about Deus Ex. I can't be the only one who keeps a rough estimate of the total as I put things in...
Fermented Hot Sauce
Tulip explains how to ferment your own hot sauce
A Crack in the Casting
Where I bitch about art
I Hated Meatloaf
I hated meatloaf for the first 25 years of my life. Just the thought of it...
Now here’s something we hope you really like
I know how much you all love it when I review a seltzer. So lets go ahead and...
Bauhaus Furniture
They made more than just coffee table books and brutalist architecture, they...
The Hero’s Journey
Its funny how quickly the MSN homepage figures out what links to toss at you...
The Black Death Brings Beer to London
People have been turning grain, honey, and fruit into alcohol for thousands of...
Allamakee County Chronicles XXVII – Booze
Note: A prologue from my upcoming autobiography, Life’s Too Short to Smoke...
Post Autistic Public Health
More and more things are returning to normal. Some commercial for something a...
Coping with Rising Grocery Prices
Grocery prices are way up, at least in my local stores, and I expect them to...
Sacred Headgear
Another story that might be considered too local? Nah, there is nothing too...
Summer cocktails – Frozen drinks in an ice cream maker
Today we’re finally talking about frozen drinks. Now, the traditional method...
Another Trip to the Range
I took the combat shotgun to Front Sight (TW: website still crap) for their...
Nothing is Over
Last year for Memorial Day I had a special theme of the worst war movies to...
Flaming Hot Garbage
Long gas lines. Runaway inflation. The never ending Israeli-Arab conflict....