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The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 91
Don’t blame me, I voted for SMOD.
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – brand new dances
DeCarlos Brown Jr. found incompetent to proceed in Charlotte light rail killing "I got that White girl." Thing that everyone should have known was going to happen happened. He'll be "cured" and released in under 10 years. (The federal case will go absolutely nowhere.)...
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 45
“Pussy,” the hat said. “You goddamn coward.” Donald had his head down on his desk and Barron was holding a cold compress to the back of the neck. “You’ll never be the King of Persia now,” a defeated Donald told his giant son. “I wish I had never become your hat,” the...
Wednesday Morning Links
Running off to find another quality edition of…the links!
Snack food nostalgia
So Fox ran an article talking about 10 snacks from the '80s and '90s that people miss and want to come back. Personally, I found the list a little dubious, with the exception of Butterfinger BBs and Doritos Salsa Rio. You can find the article here. So what say you,...
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
It just keeps coming
Operation: Kick Ass
Operation Kick Ass You'll never actually find anything on this if you look up...
Americans Unsure If CEO Murder Bad
NEW YORK - "I've never any seen anything quite like it, not even during the...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 46
To quote the prophet Mike Judge, "... And there was a time in this country, a...
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – I thought about you while the radio played
Trump Brings Back 'Diet Coke Button' At The Oval Office. As Donald Trump...
The Death of the Family
It will shock no one for me to say that the modern American family is an...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 32
Buying support from a skrael family was not difficult given the amount of...
IFLA: The “Fatass” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of January 19
The particular fatass in question is Jupiter retrograde who manages to get his...
All We Got is One Goddamn Hit?
I told my youngest the heartbreaking news from earlier this week and he...
Pre-Inauguration Friday Afternoon Links
The year is officially here now, as I adjust to getting MLK Jr. day off of...
Stoic Friday XCVI
Last Week Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Lesbian Vampire Killers
Lesbian Vampire Killers I am in the short-term rental, waiting for stately RJ...
Thursday Afternoon Space-Heavy Links
EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT BLACK MARKET MOON ROCKS: Our journey...
How To Download Video From The Internet
In one easy lesson and two hard lessons. My video watching habit is highly...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 45
This is one of my favorite episodes. I got to use a joke I thought up in High...
AMST 12
Not Today, Satan! Shortly after Squire’s crash, our squadron got tasked...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 31
The bleeding tear started at Lothar's right hip and ran partway down the...
IFLA: The “Rush Job” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of January 12
Obvious choice is obvious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4Q6n8yPzmw A...
Mystery Box
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Dispatches from Flyover Country: The Heritage Museum of Big Spring
It’s been said that a friend will help you move, and a real friend will help you move a body. Somewhere between those two points is the friend who will take the day off work and get up at the crack of dawn despite not being a morning person, in order to drive you from Sweetwater, Texas to the Howard College campus in Big Spring,...
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Dunham – 13
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Liftoff, Dogs in Space
Part Woof.
Genie Tonic
The state fair had come once more to the dusty fairgrounds of a podunk town. Crowds of curious rubes and yokels from miles around came for the circus and other festivities. As exciting as seeing an elephant was for people, who in most cases were people who'd never...
The Weavers VI
Part 6.
Friday Afternoon Links – The Hat and The Hair: Episode 66
“HOPE!” the hat moaned, misery rampant through his stitched structure and...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 65
“I want doubles,” Donald said. “Rocketman has doubles, Vlad has doubles. I...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 64
“The State of our Union is STRONG!” Donald said into his bedroom...
Hat and Hair Comics: Looks ‘shopp’d!
Hat and Hair Comics: The Chicken Cometh
And from CPRM, source of all that is good... HOUSE PAR-TAY!
Hat and Hair Comics: ANTS ANTS ANTS
Hat and Hair Comics: Relationships
And since there was some measure of confusion yesterday...
Hat and Hair Comics: Buttons
HAT HARD: A Hat and Hair Christmas Special, Pt. 4
It was cold on the White House roof and Donald began to shiver. The hat...
HAT HARD: A Hat and Hair Christmas Special, Pt. 3
Half-dressed, thirsty, asleep, the hair had Donald staggering down a...
HAT HARD: A Hat and Hair Christmas Special, Pt. 2
“What the fuck it that?” the hair asked loudly. “Gunfire,” Hope said as...
HAT HARD: A Hat and Hair Christmas Special, Pt. 1
Pulling away from Andrews Air Force Base, Donald pawed at the intercom...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 63
“Franken fingered my bill once,” the hat says, almost dreamily, in the...
Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
Final January Friday Afternoon Links – Still Frigid
Yeah, it's still cold here. We're supposed to reach 20 on Monday. So what can we do to cool the planet? Yeah... I'll probably watch it. Oh, you're a parent group? Fuck off. I doubt anyone is surprised by this. Weaponized! The decisive rhetoric is coming from inside...
I’ll Have What She’s Having
Oh YAAAAAAS!
I’m in the Dark, Here!
Hooaaaaaaaaaaah
Third Friday of February Afternoon Links
Well, we're almost done with February. This weekend, the girlfriend and I are going to a brunch event, which last year was unlimited food, Bloody Mary samples (too bad neither of us like Bloody Maries), and two drink tickets for the bar (which did have a decent...
Suggestions for a Well-Dressed Orphan VIII
That’s 8 for those that can’t read in Roman
Beware of imitators, because its not the real thing.
I will go ahead and say I will require something a bit stronger in these...
Tulip’s Prize-Winning Chili
No, really, I got a trophy and a gift card and bragging rights. Every year, my...
Robocops
Day 13 of house arrest...quarantine...whatever. Finding things to occupy my...
A Ranking of Ryes, Round Three
Tonight's tasting will be undertaken as the world ends around us. Which means...
A Thought Experiment
Before I throw this at everyone here, I wanted to point out there is a bit of...
The Beer Wars: An Incomplete History of the American Beer Industry (pt 3)
Part 1 Part 2 This is part 3, of at least 6, articles on the Beer Wars,...
Poll: How Much Ya Got?
As the coronapanic shows no signs of slowing down, I think it's a good time to...
Why are We So Afraid?
In light of multiple states declaring states of emergency, the NCAA cancelling...
Spontaneous Meal Planning
Spontaneous....meal planning? Well, yes. I'm not going to talk about menu...
Saturday evening PSA and links!
So if you live in the Chicago area, or have a satellite location...
An infortunate circumstance
Ever see Better Call Saul? Its probably best described as Breaking Bad if it...
The Beer Wars: An Incomplete History of the American Beer Industry (pt 2)
Section 1. The eighteenth article of amendment to the Constitution of the...
Stanky Pork Jerky
So I was cruising through the deep freeze to see what was in there when...





