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Wednesday Afternoon Sugarlinks – insanity, corruption and decay
COPE, The Musical Who Could Replace Graham Platner? Democrats’ brief experiment in letting their hair down and nominating a Senate candidate who makes them feel edgy has all but concluded. After a well-corroborated Politico story in which an ex claimed that Graham...
Fetterlump: The Revenge
"Whoa, there, tough guy... Are you planning to rape me with your shuckin' dick?" "It’s hard to not be smug,” Lump purred. “I wanted Platner as my plaything in the Senate, but this will do nicely.” “I can excuse the Nazi tattoo, and the stalking, and the jacking off in...
Wednesday Morning Links
Firing off a fresh edition of…the links!
Droning On – Trying to Get off the Ground
As I may have blathered on about in the comments, I recently bought a drone. I specifically got a supposedly beginner friendly device under the 250 gram threshold for FAA registration. I also did a lot of reading on rules and regulations. I've spent more time reading...
¡Martes por la tarde, enalces mexicanos!
Huh. All of my links media is soccer related.
No Lull in Lithocodes
"School spirit is people worshipping the school or something like that." Quickly and confidently, I scored that student’s written submission a 1/1/2 and moved on to the next. Most aren’t that short, but it’s part of scoring English essays for standardized tests. While...
Midday Open Post
Unfortunately, things have conspired to prevent Sugarfree from releasing his...
Plausible Reasoning 2
What Is Science and What Isn't It? I. #TheScience Is Not Well. I’m going to...
¡Martes por la tarde, enalces mexicanos!
Ove the weekend everyone in my house came down with a stomach virus. I didn’t...
EPA Declares California Celebrities an Endangered Species
LOS ANGELES - "Now that much of their already small habitat has been destroyed...
IFLA: The “Is It Over Yet?” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 6
Well this week we finally get a break from that double-inner planet retrograde...
Price Gouging Sugar Water
I got a text from my wife yesterday shortly after asking if she needed me to...
Fifth Fish Fry-Day Afternoon Links
The girlfriend and I got to attend a Michael Symon talk Sunday. It was a...
Stoic Friday CVI
Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Part VI Part VII Part VIII Part IX...
Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls
Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls Ladies, Gentlemen and Lurkers,...
New afternoon R linker links of rando
• • • Regarding Thursday: When I was getting ready to head out to BYU for my...
GOD AND STATE
by cavalier973 “Ghetto-trained, low-church fundamentalist” “That image of the...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 52
Abortion. It always comes back to abortion. This episode was from when the...
SUBSTITUTE CRYPTID ADVICE DAY
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. THE CHOSEN ONE KNOWN AS "SUGARFREE" HAS...
Otters star was a hit (and took one) with youngsters
While playing ball, I put a professional baseball player in the ER. I was 10....
Hunt for the Maneater Manatee
Out on the bayou, way down south There's a tale the old fishermen tell Of the...
Cryptid Crossword
Across1- FREE4 - The Gulf where SEA SMITH lives6 - The major river flowing...
IFLA: The “Not As Bad as Last Week” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 30
I had almost three months of her with a clean coat. Like the title said, it's...
Mystery Box
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Saabs @ Carlisle 2026
Every May there is an import car show at the fairgrounds in Carlisle PA. The Pennsylvania Saab club has their own show within the show. Since I like Saab cars and daily drive one, I decided to go check it out this year. I paid for a parking spot in the non-judged area (which meant the Saab club would do their own judging), two...
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The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part VI
Part 6
Dunham – 17
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part V
Part 5
Prince of the North Tower – Epilogue
Prince Kord preferred the book to the blade, but studied both diligently. When what looked like a minor incursion of goblins into his family’s lands turned out to be more serious, he was sent to fetch aid. Frustrated playing messenger, Kord is tempted by the opportunity to leave his obligations behind and study magic. When his uncle and foster father are caught in a trap, Kord needs an army to rescue them – only everyone else is busy fighting their own wars.
HAT HARD: A Hat and Hair Christmas Special, Pt. 2
“What the fuck it that?” the hair asked loudly. “Gunfire,” Hope said as...
HAT HARD: A Hat and Hair Christmas Special, Pt. 1
Pulling away from Andrews Air Force Base, Donald pawed at the intercom...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 63
“Franken fingered my bill once,” the hat says, almost dreamily, in the...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 62
“Do ya think she will like it?” the USA hat asked anxiously. “Uh, yeah....
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 61
“It was really terrible to go through, but I have to admit that I feel...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 60
(Please note that this is all Brett L's fault.) “Luther! Luther! Pay attention...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 59
“He’s not going to take me to the UN?!?” the hat screeched. “You’ve got...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 58
“C’mon, man. Help me out,” the hat croaked. “No, this is for you own...
The Hat and the Hair: Episode 57
“We can’t get rid of Steve!’ the hat wailed. “No, he’s got to go. He’s the...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 56
“Can’t you just play golf, Donald?” the hair asked quietly. “Oh, shut up,” the...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: What Happened and The Shape of Things to Come
What Happened by Hillary Rodham Clinton, unpublished draft I am the most...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 55
“I can’t have all this infighting among my staff,” Donald told the three men....
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 54
“Loyalty!” Donald howled. “Why are we outside?” the hat asked. “He...
Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
RTD (Ready To Drink) Cocktails
SugarFree was busy, so you've got stuck with my filler piece today from the Substack. As craft beer declines, wine sales slump, and spirit sales collapse, there’s one sector of the drink industry that is experiencing growth. That’s the RTD (Ready To Drink) cocktail...
Final March Friday Afternoon Links
First, I give a gift. I've been using this as my response to spam texts/messages recently, and it has amused me. I leave it here for you. But let's get going with the links. First, let's go back to the halcyon days of the 00s. I hope this dies when Search for Gollum...
Final February Friday ‘Fternoon Finks
The perfect month comes to a close. With that, we get ready to move into March. Going after loot boxes seems a much better complaint than bitching about their cut. The important thing from the Epstein Files: what were they drinking? Pretty sure there's more than one...
Saturday Morning Hot Dog Day Links
The biggest day of the year in Glibs Gulch is not Christmas or Thanksgiving or July 4th. Nope, it's Hot Dog Day, a celebration that has caught on elsewhere. Typically, we piss off the organizers by going our own way on branding, merch, and not paying them a fee for...
Frigid Friday Afternoon Links
The POLAR VORTEX cold weather has moved back in, and we've been blanketed in snow. I have one perfect NFL playoff bracket so far, which has the Broncos, Patriots, Seahawks, and Bears winning this weekend. I'm pretty confident in the Broncos and Seahawks pick at this...
Its a fine day to be nude.
Amidst the craziness we’ve seen in the past few weeks, a small town in...
LET THE GAMES BEGIN
In the links yesterday we found out Bundy was back. No, not one of the fun...
Allamakee County Chronicles XIV – Lumpy Gravy
Note: A preview from my upcoming autobiography, Life’s Too Short to Smoke...
Beware of imitators, because its not the real thing.
I will go ahead and say I will require something a bit stronger in these...
Tulip’s Prize-Winning Chili
No, really, I got a trophy and a gift card and bragging rights. Every year, my...
Robocops
Day 13 of house arrest...quarantine...whatever. Finding things to occupy my...
A Ranking of Ryes, Round Three
Tonight's tasting will be undertaken as the world ends around us. Which means...
A Thought Experiment
Before I throw this at everyone here, I wanted to point out there is a bit of...
The Beer Wars: An Incomplete History of the American Beer Industry (pt 3)
Part 1 Part 2 This is part 3, of at least 6, articles on the Beer Wars,...
Poll: How Much Ya Got?
As the coronapanic shows no signs of slowing down, I think it's a good time to...
Why are We So Afraid?
In light of multiple states declaring states of emergency, the NCAA cancelling...
Spontaneous Meal Planning
Spontaneous....meal planning? Well, yes. I'm not going to talk about menu...
Saturday evening PSA and links!
So if you live in the Chicago area, or have a satellite location...