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Christmas Morning Links from the Token Hebe
All the little goy kids are running downstairs to see what that white-bearded Hebe brought them. But it wasn't me, I have an alibi. Anyway, this year the phony pseudo-pagan holiday (Christmas) and the celebration of the Jewish Taliban (Chanukkah) almost aligned; we...
The Hat and The Hair Animated 2020 Christmas Special Rerun
Merry Christmas you filthy animals!
Christmas Eve Post
Christmas Eve.
Man Overboard
On a moonless night some years ago, my friend Carlton Proulx jumped without warning from a speeding boat into a dark saltwater bay–outrageous behavior that I might have applauded had it not been my boat, my liability insurance, and my Coast Guard captain’s license...
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
I got these in on time.
Winter Grow
So I decided to grow some plants again, indoor of course, I want a...
Twitter Brings Fact Checking Feature To Non-political Content
SAN JOSE - After analyzing their successes from the 2020 election season, Jack...
KKK, Antifa Merge to Form Klantifa
PORTLAND - "We've decided to join forces to achieve our common goals", said...
IFLA: The “Somewhat Esoteric” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of November 22
Just one alignment, but it's an interesting one. Mars - Moon - Venus. This...
Artist’s Rendering
I came across this fellow on the internet, an artist of some sort. I don’t...
All Star Cryptid Thanksgiving Preview
I am still fighting off a cough and such ('vid test Sunday, even though I know...
A Small Rant on Randomness and Futility
It all started a few days ago when I made the mistake of commenting on a...
Are You Doing Better Than Your Parents? A GlibFin Tangent
Shirtsleeves to shirtsleeves in three generations. That’s the cliché and it...
4th Annual Glibertarians Thanksgiving Recipe RoundUp!
A note about the format for this post: I’ve added the recipes accordion style...
Human Error Corrected in 2020 Election, Flipping All Remaining Trump States to Biden
SACRAMENTO, CA -- Election monitors in California discovered a massive error...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Joe and Kamala
“I gots the COVIDs,” Joe said, sweating under a pile of blankets, in...
The drive
Dawn approaches, trickles of pink, mix with grey dawn, In the east, Ice fog...
The Care and Feeding Of Your New Wood Chipper
Disclaimer: This article is satire, so fuck off any piece-of-shit state...
Borg Announce New Motto: We’re All in This Together
DELTA QUADRANT - "Mistakes were made; races were assimilated improperly", said...
North to Alaska III – Decisions
North to Alaska III – Decisions Mrs. Animal and I have been planning this for...
IFLA: The “Watch Out for Dirty Needles” Edition of the Horoscope for the week of November 15
Once again, the planetaty positions are just meaningless movement making them...
Consulting the Prophecy
I have concluded we presently live in what I can only describe as...
Mystery Box
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Stoic Friday CLIV
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor Seneca’s Letters from a Stoic If you have anger issues, this one is a great tool (h/t mindyourbusiness) This week’s book: Discourses and Selected Writings Disclaimer: I’m not your Supervisor. These are my opinions after reading through...
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The Spark: Prologue
The prologue to a new serial feature set in a grim, dystopian future that may be far too real.
Pirate Lessons, part 2
What’s that you were saying about doin’ it rong?
Pirate Lessons, part 1
Yer doin’ it rong.
And Now For Something Completely Different – Dimorphic
Consider this.
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Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
Good Friday Afternoon Links
They opened for the Koffin Kats on Sunday, playing at a venue I love. I’ll be seeing the Slackers play there tomorrow.
Provincial Trade War
When Canadians squeeze blood from a turnip
Then There’s This Asshole
These people are making me quote Penn. I want to quote Teller, but they’re making me quote Penn. Assholes.
Low Key, Mid Buzz
Sometimes I am reminded of the gulf between me and “normies.” This is my review of 903 Brewers Barley King: While I was at one of my son’s ballgames another parent brought up SNL. I know, I also stopped watching it after Chris Farley killed himself, likely as gag....
Happy Halloween!
*shudders*
Tim Burton
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