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IFLA: The “Overproduced Ear Candy” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 29
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8KQmps-Sog Blame the music on TedS posting Roxette. This led me down a nostalgic rabbithole of good times I had with various women who were deeply into this type of music. This week the skies are more laid-back. Most of the action is...
Sunday Morning Crazy Guy Links
Warning: long one today. You'll recall the little incident at our shop a few weeks back where a crazy guy who had been trespassed for stealing came back in, and when told to leave by 10b0t, blew a gasket and started screaming and throwing stuff pulled off the counter....
Saturday evening Links
It's a standard issue March here in Manly Time. Cool nights, days are starting to warm, everything is coming into bloom, and my face is killing me from pollen. As beautiful is spring is here, it's physically painful. Zyrtec is a wonder drug. Links? Oh hey, look who's...
Killing Caesar
This freaking guy!
Saturday Morning No Kings Links
Our little village is having a No Kings protest today at our traffic light. As usual, I will show up with drinks and snacks to hand out. And as usual, I will be painfully aware that these people are actually just fine with kings, they just want King Obama back in one...
Unwatched S02 E09 And S02 E10
Wherein UnCivil reviews content he’s owned but ignored. Episode 31 and 32
August Friday Afternoon Links the Second
August continues along, as locally, everyone and their churches is getting...
Stoic Friday CXX
Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Part VI Part VII Part VIII Part IX...
Lion Girl
Uh... heheheh... Lion Girl You all made it through Abruptio, so now we are on...
JAPAN’S BIRTHRATE PART 5
AN ANIME EXPLANATION Finally! We are home free, or are we? XXIV. ...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 66
There was a writers strike and an actors strike at the same time. One of the...
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 27
“BIG BALLS!” Elon sang, Elon sprang. “BIG BALLS!” Donald cried, waving the...
Confessions of a Middle Age Man in Lycra – Freestonin’
On a cold, foggy San Francisco morning 35 riders set off from San Francisco on...
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
See that? Its motherfucking Starlink, bitches. For decades, libertarians and...
A Little Culture – 1
The Royal Palace of Caserta Even though I first saw it in January – may have...
Hey Buddy Stop Doing That! Part 2 5 year Anniversary Directors Cut Edition
EDITOR'S NOTE: I am recovering from vacation, fortunately The Hyperbole has...
IFLA: The “It’s Back” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Aug 3
Yup, It's MERCURY RETROGRADE time again. It's not as bad as it was earlier...
Into the Void
I got nothin’, so here’s an open post. With music.
Saturday Bottom of the Morning Links.
So, instead of listening to me, and going out and finding something fun to do,...
First Friday of August Afternoon Links – Sales Tax Holiday edition.
First, apologies as I will not be around for the comments. So feel free to...
Abruptio
You get actual film footage tonight, instead of a poster. Abruptio This is it....
Antipodean Updates – the Last Frontier
Birthdays: July 18: Australia's original golden girl; a woman who's...
JAPAN’S BIRTHRATE PART 4
AN ANIME EXPLANATION Oh, the sadness poor communication brings! Our...
Mystery Box
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Sunday Morning Last Chance To Drink Links
Well, the State of New York finally disgorged a temporary permit for us to sell the Demon rum in lower alcohol forms. So beer and wine incoming. It also means that my small amount of remaining free time is now accounted for, so my personal drinking will soon slow to something resembling the trickled stream of a man with a...
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The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part XXVII
Part 27.
Dunham – 37
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part XXVI
Part 26.
Dunham – 36
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Joemala: Episode 51
“So this is Kentucky?” Joe asked Finnegan as she maneuvered him through...
Joemala: Episode 50
“Who is leaking information out of this office?” Kamala demanded,...
Joemala: Episode 49
“Hold still!” Finnegan said sharply. “I don’t wanna ‘nother shot!’ Joe...
Joemala: Episode 48
“I can feel it! I CAN FEEL THE POWER!” Kamala screamed, as the skies...
Joemala: Episode 47
“I p-p-p-pass an infrastructure bill and still no one likes me,” Hunter...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 46: Low Hanging Fruit
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The Pants and The Teeth: Episode One
“Why do you shit in me, Joe?” Joe’s pants asked. “Haven’t I always been...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 44: Save The Whales
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Joemala: Episode 46
Jen’s fingers slithered through Ukpi’s labia, seeking, seeking, seeking...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 187
“Subpeona me, motherfuckers!” the hat drunkenly yelled at the...
Joemala: Episode 45
“I am being made fun of!” Kamala screamed into the phone. “No one makes...
Joemala: Episode 44
“Occupied!” Jen said again from inside the stall. “Ma’am?” the Korean...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 44: Jab
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Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
Where Have all the Cowboys Gone?
That song is now stuck in your head? Good.
People Love Their Dry January
Freaking weirdos
Yet Another Friday Afternoon Links Post
Here we are, less than two weeks until Christmas. At least here, it's been colder and snowier than it has been for the past several years. This of course means it's a crisis. In local news, there's a state Supreme Court case that could have some big implications for...
Where’s the Beef?
She really was the Donna Summer of this trio.
Samhain Afternoon Links
It's Halloween, candy has been purchased, costumes have picked out, and movies have been watched. DON'T DATE ROBOTS! In local news. Gabe has been the one rock among tech companies. Steam has been pretty amazing about avoiding enshittification. On the other hand......
Glib Glub: Onion Wine
In this article I continue to copy the work of M.A. Jagendorf, who wrote "Folk...
My Favorite: Peanut Butter and Crack, eh?
It occurred to me I had admin access and was allowed to add a new category....
DIY: Building a Cigar Lounge Pt 1
I've discussed some of my vices here on occasion. I won't reiterate them all,...
Zoomers Discover Gordon Gekko
In a one on one with my supervisor a few months back, I asked him directly if...
A Crack in the Casting
These people cannot be satiated. I suppose we knew this, but this is a bit...
BLC’s Encounters with Police – Part 6 – So this is Jail? Part 2
Quick Recap from Part 1: Got a fake ID. Went to get beer for a party. Got...
BLC’s Encounters with Police – Part 6 – So this is Jail? Part 1
What a fun night. It was college. We needed beer. I could help with...
Ein Volk! Ein Reich! Ein Rep Max!
Another New Years will inevitably come and go. Which means a few things...
FRÖHLICHES WEINACHTEN. DURCH FRÖLICHES, GEMEIN’ GEWALTIGUNG.
Twas a few days before Christmas and all through the site …Not a thing was...
Orange Man Trading Cards
Let it be known this was written on the first day I took a sick day in four...
Fat George Washington
My youngest needed money for something at school this week and it required I...
This Week’s Signs of the Apocalypse
Lots of odd stories popped up this week that I alluded to in the Mexican links...
Despite All My Rage
Sometimes its fun when another successful Saturday without any effort on my...





