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The Crider Chronicles: The Orleans Incident – Part V
July 2251 Tarbos, six weeks later “Gawd almighty, would you look at that?” Horace Hamilton gaped at the sight. The Mountain View’s Pilot Lounge offered a good view of space to the starboard side of the ship, and it was there that the newest ship in the Fleet was...
Monday Morning Links
Good morning one and all to another wondrous day!
Unwatched S02 E15 – The People Vs George Lucas
Wherein UnCivil reviews content he’s owned but ignored. Episode 36
IFLA: The “Full Swing” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acb-js00c40 Shooting season is weird here. It starts later than most because of the whole "winter and NYers are pussies" thing, then can be delayed because of the legendary "April Showers" and then BAM! It's time for the major matches....
Sunday Morning Hallmark Holiday Links
Everyone is going to restaurants on one of the two very worst days to go to a restaurant (the other being Valentine's Day) Kitchens are slammed, lines are long, the food is rubberized from sitting under heat lamps. Coincidentally these are both Hallmark holidays....
Saturday Evening Non-Spudular Links
I'm making up for last week by doing three Links in a row. I had one more hilarious reminder of my kavorka in the form of a local crazy lady who buttonholed me, kept trying to invite herself over, and wouldn't let me politely exit. Fortunately, one of our baristas...
Colonization is an Empty Metaphor
Once again, if there is hope in the future of Earth it lies only in leaving...
Final September Friday Afternoon Links
Well, outside of an absolute shite week at work, the Indians are working on...
Stoic Friday CXXVI
Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Part VI Part VII Part VIII Part IX Part...
Fortress
This movie suffers from "crappy posteritis." So I am posting a still. Even the...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Ep 92 – Everyone’s a Captain Kirk
https://youtu.be/lAsjKaErudo Patreon Shill Cafepress Shill Redbubble Shill...
Life After Sled Hockey?
One of Mrs. TOK's current passions is Spartan races. These are outdoor...
Technical Difficulties Open Post
Appears there were some technical difficulties this morning, we blame...
IFLA: The “Well is Dry” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of September 21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEgYxDehs7k You want to know what the skies...
…But I Did Not Speak Out
First they came for the stodgy comedians... …but I did not speak out because...
Retro Gaming Friday Afternoon Links
This weekend will hopefully go well, as I'll be spending most of it at the...
Stoic Friday CXXV
Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Part VI Part VII Part VIII Part IX Part...
Bruce Double Feature
This has nothing to do with tonight's movies, I just find it hilarious and I...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 71
I don't know about you all, but my dreams are weird and transition from one to...
Must Consume Content
Content to be consumed is low. You must consume content. Content must be...
What is the official Glibertarian position on individualism?
I will start by saying I do no plan to fully answer this question, just give...
Late Links
Sorry. Disaster in New Zealand Barn-burner in Oz Eighties music Knock...
IFLA: The “A Bit of a Shakeup” Edition for the Horoscope for Week of September 14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVie2K-mMtc The Week in general is good for...
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Vermont Vignettes V
When I moved to my small Vermont town in the late 1980’s practically the first thing I did was ask my apartment landlord, who was a real estate agent, about small lots (a few acres) of undeveloped land within walking distance (a few miles) of the town’s central village. He invited me into his car, drove 10 miles to an adjacent...
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Save the books pt. 10
Z Then the door opened. There was an actual green lit pathway directing us straight towards it.We decided to send the heads of our strongest groups, I was to lead them, yay. We walked calmly as we could not know if we were friends or meat, they chose the...
The Crider Chronicles: Confederacy – Part I
Part 1 of a new story.
Dunham – 41B
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
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The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 47: Synergy
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Classy Christmas to All
The Classiest! The Best! Christmas Wishes from Donald, the Hat, the Hair and...
Joemala: Episode 52
She comes in and I swallow a growl. I want to shit in her shoes. But I have a...
Joemala: Episode 51
“So this is Kentucky?” Joe asked Finnegan as she maneuvered him through...
Joemala: Episode 50
“Who is leaking information out of this office?” Kamala demanded,...
Joemala: Episode 49
“Hold still!” Finnegan said sharply. “I don’t wanna ‘nother shot!’ Joe...
Joemala: Episode 48
“I can feel it! I CAN FEEL THE POWER!” Kamala screamed, as the skies...
Joemala: Episode 47
“I p-p-p-pass an infrastructure bill and still no one likes me,” Hunter...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 46: Low Hanging Fruit
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The Pants and The Teeth: Episode One
“Why do you shit in me, Joe?” Joe’s pants asked. “Haven’t I always been...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 44: Save The Whales
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Joemala: Episode 46
Jen’s fingers slithered through Ukpi’s labia, seeking, seeking, seeking...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 187
“Subpeona me, motherfuckers!” the hat drunkenly yelled at the...
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First Friday of April Afternoon Links
While it's the home opener for the Guardians Indians today, the girlfriend is both upset and happy. Upset because there's no Bananaball for her to watch this weekend, happy because her name got pulled in the ticket lottery, so it appears we're going to a game in...
Friday the 13th Afternoon Links (Part Two for 2026)
We're right back to Friday the 13th, for those who celebrate. In (relatively) local news, STEVE SMITH is being reported in Ohio. I'll guess it's a rogue hippy or melonhead. Won't someone please think of the teachers and administrators? This week I learned there was a...
First February Friday ‘Fternoon Links
We've made it to February, not just February, but the perfect February! I blame AI LLMs. This does not surprise me. If you use Notepad++, I'd get a new version and make sure to check your hashes. I think Tabasco has a solid case here. Slate choosing the wrong side of...
RTD (Ready To Drink) Cocktails
SugarFree was busy, so you've got stuck with my filler piece today from the Substack. As craft beer declines, wine sales slump, and spirit sales collapse, there’s one sector of the drink industry that is experiencing growth. That’s the RTD (Ready To Drink) cocktail...
There’s No Easy Way Out
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Victorians on the Internet
Finally! My self-imposed beer embargo is over. Finally, I can evaluate the...
El Oso Cocaína
“¿Por qué perseguiste una camioneta llena de cocaína?“ the Venezuelan asked....
Poll/Brag/Open Post: “What’s in Your Collection?”
This isn't a collection for the sake of collecting, but I have wound up...
What are we reading – March
Fourscore This month's book is "Empire of the Summer Moon" the history of...
Guest Beer Review – BrewDog Strength In Numbers – The Strongest Beer in the World
Well, here it is. The most recent claim to the strongest beer in the...
More Range Time
Time to tune up those mad shotgunning skillz! I spent a couple of days at...
The Local Craic
Funny, it wasn’t long ago I was complaining they took this one away from us....
St. Practice Day Morning links
The regulars are off doing non-regular things, which leaves the morning links...
Unranked Ryes
A few new tipples. One from memory since I didn't find all of these at...
Giving us Goosebumps
Ever find a story and ask yourself, “Huh. I thought that guy was dead?” This...
GlibFit – Fast, Cheap, Easy, and Healthy Meals
I think the Glibertariat’s weekly engagement with fitness has shown? resulted...
Cuddling a Hooker
The year was 2008. I walked into the chow hall at Talil AB. Grabbed my food,...
Rationed Shark Meat
Remember when playing moral equivalency games with World War 2 was an open...