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Final pre-Halloween Friday Afternoon Links
Just a week before Halloween, and then to fight for Thanksgiving in the face of Christmas being everywhere. *sigh* Why? At this point, who is it for? And I'll even defend the most recent reboot as not terrible (unnecessary, but not terrible). If you had any interest...
Stoic Friday CXXIX
To those who have set their hearts upon living in peace Part I
Friday Morning Links
Good morning one and all to another fantastic October! Yes, the government is still shutdown.
Sifu Vs. Vampire
The Halloween fun continues with Sifu vs. Vampire!
Thursday Afternoon Links
FAT BEAR WEEK 2025: Congratulations to Chunk 32 who is Fat Bear 2025. Not only is he big and furry, but has an impressive scar. Grrr! WHEN THE MEANS BECOME ENDS UNTO THEMSELVES: Eugyppius defines and explains the phenomenon of endification, and how it applies to both...
The LA Riots – A Modest Proposal
I have been thinking of how the federal government should handle the response to the situation in Los Angeles. I believe that it goes without saying that the mostly peaceful protestors are spoiling for a fight, publicly proclaiming that the feds should stop ICE raids,...
Sunday Morning Florida Man Links
Hey there friends. Happy Sunday. I took my oldest two to see the Dogman Movie....
Confessions of a Former Bureaucrat
The first thing I will say I discovered when I went to work for the private...
Last Dry January Friday Afternoon Links
Man... January is a long shitty month, isn't it? It just keeps going and...
Stoic Friday XCVIII
Last Week (Part I) Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman...
Big Tits Zombie
Big Tits Zombie It's time to thank Common Tater for all the good he brings to...
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Why you gotta be so undemanding?
White House walks back claim $50 million worth of condoms were being sent to...
Mishap Story Time 13
The venerable CH-46 Sea Knight, the mighty Battle Phrog, now replaced by the...
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
One of those Tuesdays where I damn the intro. And jump right into ¡enlaces! So...
Military Struggles to Recruit People With Normal Testosterone Levels
WASHINGTON DC - "While the Blue-to-Pink program has been a resounding success...
Report from the Derp Mines
On the Inauguration Day afternoon links, it was remarked that it seemed like...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 33
I didn't want to go to Stirnberg, but it seemed like I was out of options. I...
IFLA: The “Upcoming Birthday” Edition ofthe Horoscope for the Week of Jan 26
For those of you wondering where the Lily vids are, he're a couple things...
Frozen Dick Storm
I swear everyone at work just wanted to talk about the weather this week,...
Burns Night Friday Links
The girlfriend was interested in going to the Burns Night festivities, until...
Stoic Friday XCVII
Last Week Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Operation: Kick Ass
Operation Kick Ass You'll never actually find anything on this if you look up...
Americans Unsure If CEO Murder Bad
NEW YORK - "I've never any seen anything quite like it, not even during the...
Mystery Box
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Wednesday Morning Links
The first CFP polls are out. I know there's some butthurt, but I think they got it mostly right. The NFL trade deadline came and went with a few teams making some moves, namely the Steelers and Redskins. And Checo still has a job, surprisingly. Now, on to...the links! It's nothing but wonderful photos of stupid people overdosing...
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Dunham – 15
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Outlaw of the Jungle
In a distant land, there were never any people, and so the animals developed differently. The country, called the Animal Kingdom, was divided into two nations: the Carnivore Dictatorship and the Herbivore Republic. Each side chose leaders once a year. The carnivores...
The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part III
Two Armstrong City, Luna “Andrea, don’t just stand there. The checked bags have gone on ahead. There’s no turning back now. Jenny, have you got your stuff? Let’s go!” Paul Aggruder was more than ready to leave the Moon’s gypsum mining colony. Three years they had...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 39
Prince Kord preferred the book to the blade, but studied both diligently. When what looked like a minor incursion of goblins into his family’s lands turned out to be more serious, he was sent to fetch aid. Frustrated playing messenger, Kord is tempted by the opportunity to leave his obligations behind and study magic. When his uncle and foster father are caught in a trap, Kord needs an army to rescue them – only everyone else is busy fighting their own wars.
Joemala: Episode 16
“I miss my dogs,” Joe said, slumped down in his office chair. He held back a...
Joemala: Episode 15
Finnegan jabbed Joe in the slack skin of his upper arm. “What’s this one for,...
The Hat and The Hair Animated Feb Announcement!
HEY, it's new and it's content! AND, it's longer than some of the other...
Joemala: Episode 14
Joe hunched over his oatmeal, a working breakfast in the Oval Office, one arm...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 185
"Not guilty, muthafuckas!” the hat said, strolling into the...
Joemala: Episode 13
“It’s time to go, Grandpa,” Finnegan said. “Go? Go where? I want to...
Joemala: Episode 12
“Where-wh-where are the vaccine numbers?” Joe asked. “I need more...
Joemala: Episode 11
Welcome to our new semi-regular feature documenting the Harris-Biden...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 36: Concession
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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 184
“Do it,” the hat whispered from Donald’s suit pocket, quiet yet insistent. “Do...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 182
“Hang Mike Pence! Hang Mike Pence!” the hat chanted as it inched across...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 181
“The Georgia Senate races!” the hat squealed, flying across the Oval...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 180
“Twenty-two days left,” the hair said. “The Kraken,” the hat groaned...
Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
Friday Night Sear It & Beer IT – Impossible!
Impossible you say?
St. Ambrose Meadery
Disc golf and Mead? I’m in heaven
Poison Juice
Or how I learned to stop worrying and love the Tri-tip
Rising Food Prices
Tulip lists the three strategies she uses to combat rising food prices.
Rationed Shark Meat
Its not the shark, its YOU being rationed.
The X-Mas Special Delivery
Relax its really not. If you are anything like me you’re probably somewhere...
No Laughing Matter
To think I was having trouble choosing between making fun of another “rednecks...
A Ranking of Ryes: Final Round
It has taken me an awfully long time to get around to doing this. Part of...
The Greatest Debate
The greatest debate of our time has nothing to do with guns, abortion,...
Flight of the Valkyries
Everyone complains about these but sometimes it can be fun. This is my review...
Ode to Cabbage
I love cabbage, but recently I had groceries delivered. I failed to specify...
Le Grande Crock Pot
Why do these people have to do this? Make me defend this broad. That’s...
5th Annual Glibertarians Thanksgiving Recipe Round-Up
A note about the format for this post: I’ve added the recipes accordion style...
A Joke that Fell Flat
i made a joke about the Dodge Challenger last week that didn’t quite work out...
Honey Harvest
The harvest is a very small part of raising bees, the best part or the...
Your a Cow. MOO.
It would appear they finally copped to what we already knew. We’re reliving...
What Are You Making for Thanksgiving?
Every year, we do a special recipe round-up for (American) Thanksgiving. Just...
Improve your toilet with Mi[Ball]Caucs
This one has been a long time coming so we’ll get right to it. This is my...





