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ANTIFA DISCOVERS FIGHT CLUB: "Minneapolis Spring, a leftist X account, posted a picture of the flyer on Wednesday claiming residents 'have no excuses' and 'will get away with it,' referring to injuring or inconveniencing federal law enforcement." This is troubling...
Cocktail of the Month – February 2026
For those who haven't clicked on my handle recently, I've started a Substack. It'll just be focusing on cocktails, avoiding politics. As I've used some of my old posts there as a starting place, it seemed only fair to bring some of my posts from there back over to...
Thursday Morning Links
Good morning one and all to another spectacular day!
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 85
The short time The Hair was in charge.
Wednesday Afternoon Links
That look I know you all are giving your computer screens.
Florida Man and Nature’s Bounty
SugarFree is out for a while, you get 3rd rate in his place.
Faustian Bargains
In case you lived under a rock, the newest “magic pill” for weight loss is via...
Spring has Sprung Friday Afternoon Links
Last week, got to see the Slackers on day 2 of Slackfest (two days of shows...
The Asphyx
The Asphyx This was a film I saw on broadcast TV, maybe in the 1980s. I...
Chocolate Snobbery
I’ve mentioned a couple times that my wife is a pretty serious chocolate...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 55
This episode is another one of my favorites. Anytime I have an idea that...
Jewsday Wednesday: A Matter of Sacrifice
MOSES WANTS MACARONI PICTURES! SugarFree has some family business to attend...
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
At my son’s ballgame last week he leads off, like normal for this team. This...
Ballad of King Frumtingle
The land of Gadzookshagen was fair and fertileRuled by King Frumtingle, so...
IFLA: The “When Things Align” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 20″
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Pa9x9fZBtY This is what happens when genius...
Let the Fools Have their Tar Tar Sauce.
Most of the time we can look at AI slop and cringe but what about the other...
Good Friday Afternoon Links
Well, it's Good Friday, for some people, this is a very important and holy...
Stoic Friday CVIII
Last Week Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman...
Paul
Paul I saw some commentators on IMDB complaining that Paul was a "mainstream...
Random Thought, Part IV
This started as a Random Thoughts contribution, but my verbosity got the best...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 54
Like last week, this episode takes aim at pop culture podcasts, but in a...
Emergency Open Post
We don’t always see these things coming but well… Open post. Need something to...
Houthis Counter US Strikes with Sarcasm
SANA'A - In a statement broadcast on the Houthi-controlled Al-Masirah network,...
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The bluff pt.1
As part of our property we own the bluff behind us, complete with game trails, fossils and now small mudslides. After cutting down an old 50 foot ficus tree we now have a bare wall that needs terraforming, otherwise my hill will end up in the backyard, so we plan. Terracing I decided that I was going to do terracing at least 3...
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Save the books pt. 2 Havasupii
Seeking the sun,
The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part XVI
Part 16.
Dunham – 27
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Save the Books
At first it was Save the Books, until we needed kindling and then fire itself. No fuel, no engines, the running gear was too heavy to be useful as a wagon, and bicycles fared worse so travois was used. No drugs, alcohol gone, too many mouths and not enough food, and...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 182
“Hang Mike Pence! Hang Mike Pence!” the hat chanted as it inched across...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 181
“The Georgia Senate races!” the hat squealed, flying across the Oval...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 180
“Twenty-two days left,” the hair said. “The Kraken,” the hat groaned...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 35: All Ye Faithful
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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 179
We find the hat on the Resolute desk looking glum. Outside, the wind is...
The Hat and The Hair Expanded Universe: Kamala’s transition office
Astra looked over Kamala’s schedule for the day and sighed. The three sports...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 178
“Look what they did to my boy,” Donald wailed. “Look what they did to my...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 177
“You should be packing, Donald,” the hair said, flipped over on his...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 34: Dominion
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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 176
“It’s starting,” the hat said grimly. “What’s starting?” the hair asked. He...
Artist’s Rendering
I came across this fellow on the internet, an artist of some sort. I don’t...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Joe and Kamala
“I gots the COVIDs,” Joe said, sweating under a pile of blankets, in...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 175
“I will never concede,” Donald said from under his desk. “I will never...
Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
I Get Allergies When I Travel
No, not really
What’s The Symbology Here?
I’m getting tired of defending the Nazis
…But I Did Not Speak Out
Because I had scheduling conflict.
Why? Because I Have a Gun
Santa is now lactose intolerant, you want Santa farting down the chimney?
Random Thoughts IX – Catholic School Edition
Wherein Putrid recounts tales of the early years surrounded by lithe young lasses clad in Catholic School girl uniforms.
UnCivil Marinade (And Brine)
Back in 2016, I bought a home vacuum sealer during my experiment with sous...
Illumination
Coloring for Adults A few months back I was looking for a specific...
The Arizona Autism Convention
You probably noticed I was gone last week, or you were especially moved by my...
Rubbing one out
You all disgust me. I can feel your angry emotions from here. January friggin'...
Too Local: Pizza Party
Too Local: Pizza Party I know many of you here are pizza snobs that wouldn't...
Sucking Dick for Coke
So when I was growing up, I would hang out with my cousins. That shouldn’t be...
Chai Boy
My roommate in college walked in to our apartment with a shit eating grin he...
The Glibbest Year in Review
I got all the primo slots this holiday season. Ha ha! Take that Sugarfree!...
Batter based hot beverages
Well, it’s been a while since I’ve graced the unruly lot of you with some...
The X-Mas Special Delivery
Relax its really not. If you are anything like me you’re probably somewhere...
No Laughing Matter
To think I was having trouble choosing between making fun of another “rednecks...
A Ranking of Ryes: Final Round
It has taken me an awfully long time to get around to doing this. Part of...
The Greatest Debate
The greatest debate of our time has nothing to do with guns, abortion,...