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Friday Morning Links
Good morning one and all! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and the bureaucrats are crying as the government is still shutdown!
Godzilla vs. Destoroyah
GlibFlick: Your Best Choice in Entertainment
Thursday Afternoon Links
ANOTHER NAIL IN THE COFFIN OF EXPERTISM AND CREDENTIALISM: More broadly, the justices revealed their distrust of mental health authorities in this area of the law, reinforced the Trump administration’s suspicion of medical expertise and demonstrated how polarized gay...
Book Review: The Cocktail Codex
The Art of Raising the Wrist.
Thursday Morning Links
Coming in hot with…the links!
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun 73
I don’t speak Spanish nor German.
Stoic Friday LXXXVI
Last Week Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Cryptic
Cryptic I stumbled across this movie just a few weeks ago. The wife and I...
More Bits and Bobs
Life in the Desert Update Turns out I did have a picture of Saguaro flowers. ...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: ReRun ep 35
This is the one that has become our annual Christmas Special. The Hat prays to...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 205
“I still smell like french fries,” the hair muttered. “I like how you smell,”...
A tale of transport in interbellum Romania
I am, as you know, openly Romanian. I claim to have been from these here parts...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 19
I was surrounded. Everywhere I looked, I saw men at arms in plate armor with...
IFLA: The “LIES!” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of October 20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNeVjVu9O6w Being different was important in...
Suggestions for the Well Dressed Orphan Part VII
This may be the seventh (!) installment of this annual feature, but the first...
Friday links of double checking luggage
What a baseball game last night. Big Christmas getting a two run homer in the...
Stoic Friday LXXXV
Last Week Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Blackenstein
Blackenstein I shall open with a quote from Movies and Mania, which doesn't...
Yet Another Storm of the Century – Survived
Living in Pinellas County, Florida, I've "survived" two major hurricanes in...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 34
We are nearing the end of Trump's first term, or as Historians will mark it,...
Confessions of a Middle Aged Man in Lycra – WYO131
Wyo131 is an annual gravel race in Lander, WY, a town of about 7500 people at...
IFLA: The “Frisky!” Edition of the Horoscope for the week of October 13
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Due to editorial slackness, IFLA was not scheduled for its...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 18
We had ample time to compose a letter to Jost Castor and arrange for its...
Mystery Box
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To think I nearly wrote an article about Dwayne Wade today. Really, you don’t know him? He used to be a basketball player. Still doesn’t ring a bell? See what I mean? This is my review of Campanology Coffee Peanut Butter Cup Porter (Trader Joe’s): As we enter this brave new world where everyone can hook up their Metaverse...
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Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 29
Prince Kord preferred the book to the blade, but studied both diligently. When what looked like a minor incursion of goblins into his family’s lands turned out to be more serious, he was sent to fetch aid. Frustrated playing messenger, Kord is tempted by the opportunity to leave his obligations behind and study magic. When his uncle and foster father are caught in a trap, Kord needs an army to rescue them – only everyone else is busy fighting their own wars.
Dunham – 5
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
I, Soldier – part 37
Once, Quint was sleepless. So I held him in my lap, and we watched TV together until the sign-off message came. The national anthem played, the Iwo Jima flag raising statue was shown, and Quint drifted off to sleep not long after. I did the same thing with Cathy a few...
Preview: The Spider
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The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 21: Enemies
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The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Impeachment
“Impeachment,” Hillary said, gently drawing a shaking claw down his...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Cory and Beto
“Oh, God, I’m taking your AR-57!” Beto cried out as Cory rammed into...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 134
“IM-PEACH-MENT?!?” Donald yelled from the Presidential Shitter. “Oh,...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 133
"I learned a lot. And I learned that it makes a difference. This was...
The Hair and The Hair: Episode 132
“You can’t fire me!” John Bolton’s mustache roared. “You’re out, Bolton!” the...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: The Squad
whispers bubble up from nothingness “Straight pride parade? Like,...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 20: The Brand
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The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Bernie and Liz
What's So 'Off-Putting' About Elizabeth Warren? “From each according to...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 131
Trump wants to buy Greenland. Only one-third of Americans would be willing to...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Kamala
“We all enjoyed your work in California,” Hillary said, a wheeze in her voice....
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 130
“They can have my gun when they pry it from my cold dead fingers,” the...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 19: Dream On
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Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
A Conjugate Visit
Fools! REPENT
All that occurs now has been foretold by the prophet. REPENT
They will take your livelihood, your property, your churches, probably your wife. REPENT
Its all here written years ago by the prophet, simply open your mind to the TRUTH.
Search the Truck, but Not the Can
The squirrels always win.
I Get Allergies When I Travel
No, not really
Friday Night Post o’ Fun
We have already used up our Cryptid for the week, and all the cool kids are Zoomin’… so enjoy food and beer stuff!
At Least the Hipsters Left it Alone
Seriously, those cunts could’ve ruined it like Sriracha
¡Aye Que Lokos!
If there is anything we can be sure about based on the last four years, is the...
Manistee
Never mind the Beach, we always go there, let’s go see the town. ...
Chili Two Ways
pistoffnick's Deer Camp Chili Ingredients 2.5 lbs meat (either beef or...
A Conjugate Visit
Last week I my son was given an assignment at school that required I proofread...
Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy
Its been said here repeatedly, “they could never make that show again today”....
Pantry Meals Revisited
Some state government public health officials and the CDC are making noise...
North Channel Brewing
This is my local brewery, why I haven’t been sooner? IDK, but here we are. I...
Suggestions for the well-dressed Orphan IIII
This Halloween, instead of gathering up adult diapers from the dumpster...
Brass Tacks
After a long and (I’ll be nice) tiresome process in determining whether or not...
Smoked Carne Asada ala Sloper
A few weeks ago low and behold my local grocer had sirloin steaks on...
Saturday Evening Beer Review and Links
Spudalicious gets a night off, so you get my post instead. Mex... he did it to...
Das Schweitzer Oktoberfest
My phone buzzed and rattled on to the floor. “What? Why?” I asked. “Hello?”...
Poll: Disgusting Foodstuffs
What is the most vile food you have ever eaten and why is it cilantro? ...