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IFLA: The “Winter” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Jan 25
It only takes about three miles in the snow to tire her out now. She's no longer a pup. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtI1PKFasME The beginning of the week continues the happy making whoopie trends from last week, but with a warning when it comes to an end. Abruptly...
Sunday Morning Mouse That Roared Links
One effect of the frigid weather is that it's driven some of the local rodent population indoors. Couple that with the closure of the pharmacy next door who kept a semi-feral cat and we suddenly have mice paying us a visit. In our attempt to be a muroid Auschwitz, we...
Saturday evening Links
Much of the country looks like this, but not here. Every time we get one of these polar events, it seems to come down east of the Rockies. It's cold here, but bone dry. And we're headed into the danger zone with lack of snow. February and March usually save us, but...
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Saturday Morning Mildly Chilly Links
It's fucking cold out. Like -5 degrees with lost of wind for a wind chill low enough that it doesn't matter whether you specify it in Fahrenheit or Celsius. A couple feet of residual snow on the ground and another couple feet arriving tonight and tomorrow. Where the...
Dunham – 56A
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Stoic Friday XCIX
Part I Part II Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Shock Waves
All I asked for is one image of an underwater goose-stepping Nazi so I could...
Thursday Morning Links
I can't find anything to talk about on this side of the pond. Can one of you...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 47
To refresh you memories, there was some freak-out that Trumpenhitler's people...
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
I informed my youngest he needs to eat more protein. He tends to eat nothing...
What Are We Reading 2025 February
IT's Here! It Here! The long awaited return of What Are We Reading! RJ I have...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 34
I had expected things to go faster once I'd reached Stirnberg. Instead, it was...
IFLA: The “Dated Pop-Culture Reference” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Feb 2
I was so very, VERY tempted just to repost last week's column and take the...
Sunday Morning Florida Man Links
Hey there friends. Happy Sunday. I took my oldest two to see the Dogman Movie....
Confessions of a Former Bureaucrat
The first thing I will say I discovered when I went to work for the private...
Last Dry January Friday Afternoon Links
Man... January is a long shitty month, isn't it? It just keeps going and...
Stoic Friday XCVIII
Last Week (Part I) Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman...
Big Tits Zombie
Big Tits Zombie It's time to thank Common Tater for all the good he brings to...
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Why you gotta be so undemanding?
White House walks back claim $50 million worth of condoms were being sent to...
Mishap Story Time 13
The venerable CH-46 Sea Knight, the mighty Battle Phrog, now replaced by the...
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
One of those Tuesdays where I damn the intro. And jump right into ¡enlaces! So...
Military Struggles to Recruit People With Normal Testosterone Levels
WASHINGTON DC - "While the Blue-to-Pink program has been a resounding success...
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Psychomania
Tentative Movie Night graphics to save space. With luck it will become a GIF of eating popcorn. Psychomania Time for an evil biker gang classic! Only this time, it's a British biker gang, so they sound all polite and look clean cut. Still, they are up to no good. Specifically, they intend to off themselves and come back from the...
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Dunham – 16
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Space Tomato
Marinara anyone?
The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part IV
Three Two years later: Challis. A light snow was falling as Mike guided his aged Ford into Challis, the large flakes reflecting the lights of the growing town, striking stars where skimmer headlights struck through the tiny falling crystals. Sparkles of light...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 40
Prince Kord preferred the book to the blade, but studied both diligently. When what looked like a minor incursion of goblins into his family’s lands turned out to be more serious, he was sent to fetch aid. Frustrated playing messenger, Kord is tempted by the opportunity to leave his obligations behind and study magic. When his uncle and foster father are caught in a trap, Kord needs an army to rescue them – only everyone else is busy fighting their own wars.
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 144
“I can’t believe John Bolton’s Mustache would do this to us,” the hat...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 143
“I hate Switzerland,” the hat said, staring out the hotel window at...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Bernie and Liz
“I didn’t shake your hand because I knew where it had been,” Elizabeth...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 142
The hair heard a giggle tinged with mania and the soft rustle of the...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Uncle Joe
“Pussies are bullshit,” Uncle Joe whispered into the child’s hair. Her...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 141
Words appeared on the screen as Donald slowly typed: THE WHITE HOUSE...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 140
“Impeachment!” Donald bellowed from the Presidential Shitter. He flushed the...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Hillary and Huma
Huma lay across Hillary and sighed as her lover rippled and writhed...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 139
“Mr. President! Mr. President!” the reporter called. “You’ll have to...
The Hat and The Hair Expanded Universe: Bernie and Sandy
“Your breasts are a common good,” Bernie said, never breaking eye...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 138
“Beto is out! He’s out of the primary race!” the hat crowed. He farted...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 22: The Gay Blade
PATREON SHILL REDBUBBLE SHILL CAFEPRESS SHILL YOUTUBE SHILL ...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 137
“Nothing is ever good enough for these fuckers, you know?” the hat...
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Samhain Afternoon Links
It's Halloween, candy has been purchased, costumes have picked out, and movies have been watched. DON'T DATE ROBOTS! In local news. Gabe has been the one rock among tech companies. Steam has been pretty amazing about avoiding enshittification. On the other hand......
Book Review: The Cocktail Codex
The Art of Raising the Wrist.
First Football Friday Afternoon Links
It's official, At this point, the Browns are NOT the worst team in the league, that would be the Cowboys. The Browns haven't lost yet. I'll be there on Sunday, you can try to look for me. I'll be the guy in a Flacco jersey, to the right of the uprights in the Dawg...
Week Before Thanksgiving Friday Afternoon Links
Well, I hope travel and meal plans have been made, as next week is the feasting holiday of Thanksgiving (sorry non-US people, you really are second class). But no one cares about that, or your fantasy football team. *sigh* Adding insult to the performance this past...
Christmas in July Afternoon Links
One of the laziest excuses for drinking is here, Christmas in July. Local breweries brew up a batch or two of their Christmas ale, people put kegs they've held onto since December on tap, decorations come out, and Christmas music comes out for a couple of days. Last...
Friday Night Sear It & Beer It
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdqNARYetEg As always, please consider...
Its Theft All the Way Down
I guess I overpromised and under-delivered last week. Okay. This is my review...
Mixed Drinks 102 – Getting Fancy
Up to this point, most of the drinks I’ve provided have been pretty simple and...
The Mother Sauces: Espagnole (Brown) Sauce
I have a confession. I’ve never made espagnole- or brown- sauce before. So,...
No Love for Beowulf
I was planning to throw something together on Murray Rothbard but it turns out...
Friday Night Post o’ Fun
https://youtu.be/Ce1Bpzl9QC4 These are my guys. I hope to periodically...
Making Stock
The Espagnole sauce for the Mother Sauces project calls for brown stock. So,...
Realistic Libertarians Need Only Apply
On to week three of my libertarian/AnCap mini profile series. It occurred to...
Mixed Drinks 101 – Ratios
Previously, we’ve stuck to cocktails, which in the classic definition have...
Technically, your both Nazis
I am continuing my pledge to not talk about what happened this week and...
Cocktails 102 – Classic forgotten cocktails
Where do we go next? That would be citrus (for juice and zest) and liqueurs...
The Mother Sauces: Hollandaise
For our new video feature, KK and I decided to start with that star of...
I am The Law
In light of the open siege warfare on democracy, and the American way of life,...