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Swiss Back Home Monday Afternoon Links
I am NOT too old for this $hit.
The Crider Chronicles: The Orleans Incident – Part XV
FourteenJanuary 2253 New Albion Glengarry was now reduced to a smoking ruin; the Grugell had briefly withdrawn from the surface, and three days later bombarded the city with five fission bombs. The guerillas continued to operate in the Crow Ridge mountains,...
Monday Morning Links
Good morning one and all to another exhilarating day!
Unwatched S03 E03 – Robin Hood (2018)
Wherein UnCivil reviews content he’s owned but ignored. Episode 47
IFLA: The “P-Hacking” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of July 26
"P-Hacking" is the practice when you've collected a lot of data, and then try to correlate them in all possible ways, relying on random chance to prove something "statistically significant." The interface that my shooting sports uses to report out results...
Sunday Morning Ow My Liver! Links
These guys make some of the best Cabernet Franc and Riesling in the world. My job was to show Pie what we're doing locally for wine. He, being a Commie, brought me eight bottles of top examples of what's being made in Romania ("From each according to his grape, to...
IFLA: The “Shame” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Aug 31
Last time Lily had to wear a cone she was perfectly healthy and so as soon as...
No Zion Lion
I am not going to talk about dead kids. I am not going to talk about dead...
Long Weekend Friday Afternoon Links
The end of summer is fast approaching, on the plus side, that means football....
Stoic Friday CXXII
Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Part VI Part VII Part VIII Part IX Part...
For Your Height Only
For Your Height Only Holeee cow! How did I not know of this thing before now?...
Dispatches from Flyover Country: The National WASP WWII Museum
Located at Avenger Field in the sleepy little town of Sweetwater, Texas are...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Ep 91 – Dark City
Seriously, you should watch Dark City. (The Director's Cut)...
The Many Worlds of Quantum Mechanics
A selection of music to read by. Or not. No cookie monsters! But really bad...
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
Last weekend I penned an article on the Cracker Barrel saga, effectively hand...
The Bitch is Back, and She’s Got More Youtubes
Unemployment means watching a lot of Youtube. So I have some more for you....
IFLA: The “Cattywampus” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of August 24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8Xb_7YDroQ The Lion days of summer give way...
Cracking the Bottom of the Barrel
Its really easy for me to pile on. Why not be the natural contrarian that I...
Fall weather Friday Afternoon links
Weather finally broke here, and after a storm moved through, we're in...
Another Stoic Friday Clip Show
Last Week Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
How to Kill Monsters
This is better than the poster art for this film. Also it allows me to make...
Confessions of a Middle Aged Man in Lycra – RAGBRAI
The Register's Annual Great Bicycle Ride Across Iowa (RAGBRAI) is Iowa’s...
Thursday Morning Substitute Links
Sloopy and Banjos are off auctioning things. As far as I know, not the name of...
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[Insert Flock Pun Here]
I was going to rant about communists and cavemen, and use this as the basis of a stream of consciousness rant, but nah flock it. This is my review of Deftones Milk of the Madonna Horchata Blonde Ale: The number of headlines over these goddamn cameras keeps growing. Now I maintain that my opinion of Flock itself is mostly neutral,...
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Dunham – 36
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part XXV
Part 25.
Dunham – 35
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part XXIV
Part 24.
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 159
The hat let out a chuckle that filled the Oval Office with a miasma of...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 158
“They will not cancel my rally,” Donald said. “I will not allow them to cancel...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Chuck and Nancy
“I felsh powaful!” Nancy proclaimed through her lisp and frozen facial muscles...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 157
Scenes from Le charme discret du magnat de l'immobilier “And I thought...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 29: Blue Orgy
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The Hat and The Hair Expanded Universe: Confessions of a Mask
“I will keep you safe, Joe,” the mask whispered into Joe’s ear as they...
The Hat and The Hair Expanded Universe: Building a Better Biden
“We must do it and do it soon!” Hillary slammed her fist on the table,...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 156
“I’m not fat, I’m not fat, I’m the healthiest man alive,” Donald said,...
The Hat Check: May 2020
Fake News is the real plague sweeping the nation, and I'm the cure! ...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 28: Got Milk?
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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 155
Hope moved through the hallways of the White House sinuously, touching no one,...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 154
“You cannot tweet a recipe for Bleach Soufflé!” the hair yelled....
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: North Korea
“Honored Elder Doctor,” the young doctor said and bowed. “Knock that off,” the...
Food & Drink
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Saturday Morning Wino Links
With our wine license in hand and a deep stock of delicious bottles behind the bar, we're ready for old ladies getting sloshed and starting bar fights. My list has stereotypical female pleasers like Prosecco and pink Champagne. Prime remains a steadfast dry red wine...
Sunday Morning Last Chance To Drink Links
Well, the State of New York finally disgorged a temporary permit for us to sell the Demon rum in lower alcohol forms. So beer and wine incoming. It also means that my small amount of remaining free time is now accounted for, so my personal drinking will soon slow to...
Killing Caesar
This freaking guy!
Sunday Morning Exhaustion Links
The downside of us changing our business model from a coffee/breakfast café to a dinner/wine bar venue is that my working days are now extended to 12-13 hours. Mostly on my aging feet. Well, that's what the customers seem to want, and twenty bucks is twenty bucks. I'm...
Final February Friday ‘Fternoon Finks
The perfect month comes to a close. With that, we get ready to move into March. Going after loot boxes seems a much better complaint than bitching about their cut. The important thing from the Epstein Files: what were they drinking? Pretty sure there's more than one...
Suggestions for the Well-Dressed Orphan III
Its that time of year! The time where I will happily greet people and their...
What to do with Sauerkraut
Back in December 2020, I showed you how easy it is to make your own...
Muffin Tops
Okay Seinfeld fans. We’ll talk about an episode of Seinfeld, since society...
Hot Sauce Revisited
Last December I explained how to make a fermented hot sauce. I thought I...
A market in Romania
During the summer and autumn months, I do my vegetable shopping at a farmer's...
Local Shenanigans
A few things locally were occurring that came up recently. No, not just the...
More Stolen Signs
The hardest interview question I ever got was asking how the VA changed its...
Das Schweitzer Oktoberfest … Teil Zwei
My afternoon was filled with meaningless spreadsheets at work. Catching up on...
Peanut Butter Cookies
I’m not much for chocolate desserts. Given a choice, I always pick something...
I Don’t Get It
You’ve seen them. Smug, silent, ingrates completely convinced of their own...
I Wanna Rock
At first I found this David Frum article on gun control and thought David Frum...
Rocket Summer
In light of the space/rocket companies deciding to go public in the last...
A Straight Right
Does anyone else come across a phrase that becomes so clichè you just want to...





