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The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 93
“Gilbert Jesse Brown (born February 22, 1971) is an American former professional football player who was a nose tackle for the Green Bay Packers of the National Football League (NFL) from 1993 to 2003). Brown played in 125 Packers games (103 starts), recording 292 tackles (186 solo) and seven sacks. Nicknamed “The Gravedigger” in honor of his celebratory dance following a thunderous tackle…” Wikipedia
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Tell me now, how do I feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n7eNFj_9Vk "Grill me, broil me, sear me on a griddle. I have such sights to show you! MEAT SIGHTS!" "I don't care that it's black as long as it looks classy. It looks classy, right? I'm going to fuck Dick Cheney with it." My Dad Used...
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 46
“I really thought the Iran War would be more fun,” the hat said. Donald grumbled as he pissed in the ficus behind the Resolute desk. “How is that thing even still alive?” the hair asked the hat. “Iran? I dunno.” “The ficus, stupid,” the hair said. “I’m not stupid,...
Morning substitute Links
Yep. The moguls known as Sloopjo are expanding their empire today. So lowly Spud gets to fill in. Whatever. Links? Looks like the appeals court knows their history. Heh heh heh. "White Supremacist" Ready the wood chippers. What am I saying? No heads will roll. I want...
A Visit to Sherwood Forest
Dodge, spin, parry, thrust!
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
Again? I need a better yob.
Middle Aged Man in Lycra vs. the Pros
Spot the difference. One of the fun things about cycling is that normies like...
IFLA: The “Hole in my Head” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 4
Bone grafts: avoid. Though it's nowhere nearly as painful as I had expected it...
Low Key, Mid Buzz
Sometimes I am reminded of the gulf between me and “normies.” This is my...
Pre-FCBD Friday Afternoon Links
First of all, if you have any young ones in your life who may be interested in...
Stoic Friday CIX
Part I Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman...
Heavy Metal
"I told you not to leave your laptop with that Biden kid!" Heavy Metal This...
R links of rando – Music OCD edition
Every once in a while, I get a wild hair to organize my music library, do...
Random Thoughts, V
Item the 1st: I think this was posted recently in a comment as an excerpt from...
The Hat and The Hair Animated – Ep 87 – Draft Dodger
https://youtu.be/LW9VoSvCW50 Patreon Shill Cafepress Shill Redbubble Shill...
Stonecoat Countertops
My wife hated our sink when we bought this house. It is the only thing she...
IFLA: The “No Crutches” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 27
A couple of weeks old. The grass and honeysuckle have leafed out since this...
Faustian Bargains
In case you lived under a rock, the newest “magic pill” for weight loss is via...
Spring has Sprung Friday Afternoon Links
Last week, got to see the Slackers on day 2 of Slackfest (two days of shows...
The Asphyx
The Asphyx This was a film I saw on broadcast TV, maybe in the 1980s. I...
Chocolate Snobbery
I’ve mentioned a couple times that my wife is a pretty serious chocolate...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 55
This episode is another one of my favorites. Anytime I have an idea that...
Jewsday Wednesday: A Matter of Sacrifice
MOSES WANTS MACARONI PICTURES! SugarFree has some family business to attend...
Mystery Box
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Shuffle-Ev in Gen Pop Meijer
Previously on Evan’s Magical Mystery Vocational Tour: Where's Walgo?Lotteria’s Express Victim Pickup Dept ends at green barrier, black trashcan oversees ambient staging zone. The Meijer Express gas station closed for a remodel. Being the accommodating folk they are, it was easy to shift into Meijer’s Pickup Dept, where I’d be...
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The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part XIV
Part 14.
Dunham – 25
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part XIII
Part 13.
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Bernie and Liz
“I didn’t shake your hand because I knew where it had been,” Elizabeth...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 142
The hair heard a giggle tinged with mania and the soft rustle of the...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Uncle Joe
“Pussies are bullshit,” Uncle Joe whispered into the child’s hair. Her...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 141
Words appeared on the screen as Donald slowly typed: THE WHITE HOUSE...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 140
“Impeachment!” Donald bellowed from the Presidential Shitter. He flushed the...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Hillary and Huma
Huma lay across Hillary and sighed as her lover rippled and writhed...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 139
“Mr. President! Mr. President!” the reporter called. “You’ll have to...
The Hat and The Hair Expanded Universe: Bernie and Sandy
“Your breasts are a common good,” Bernie said, never breaking eye...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 138
“Beto is out! He’s out of the primary race!” the hat crowed. He farted...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 22: The Gay Blade
PATREON SHILL REDBUBBLE SHILL CAFEPRESS SHILL YOUTUBE SHILL ...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 137
“Nothing is ever good enough for these fuckers, you know?” the hat...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 136
“Facebook?” the hair asked. “Of course,” the hat replied. “CNN?” “Yes,...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Hillary and Chelsea
Hillary’s stomach rumbled and she growled, “I hunger,” in the dark...
Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
Where’s the Beef?
She really was the Donna Summer of this trio.
HR is the Worst
Worse than Nikki?
There’s No Easy Way Out
There’s no shortcut home
Midway through March Friday Afternoon Links
Well, that beer was definitely not an IPA. The talk of downtown on St. Patrick's Day was the alien action taken. "Iconic". All the comfort of Lego in the form of a Croc. Barrens chat hardest hit. Is it wrong of me to think that this is being celebrated through Korea?...
Week Before Thanksgiving Friday Afternoon Links
Well, I hope travel and meal plans have been made, as next week is the feasting holiday of Thanksgiving (sorry non-US people, you really are second class). But no one cares about that, or your fantasy football team. *sigh* Adding insult to the performance this past...
Just Boiling Me Tripe
Strange times are afoot. Between random people dropping dead due to being...
Cult Behavior
Due to circumstances involving a desire to travel out of the country in the...
Friday Night Sear It & Beer It – The Dread Pirate Avocado
https://youtu.be/gY-JD_4YZ60 Side dish time.
Inevitability
Yeah, I’m phoning it in. I requested a day off work during the one week at...
Friday Night Sear It & Beer It – Ribs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yVtHvr8uMM Only one word need be said......
Selling Vaporware
Because it came up in conversation multiple times over the past week or so it...
Cultural Appropriation in Cocktails – Tiki
As was briefly touched on previously, the glory (and blame) for tiki culture...
Friday Night Sear It & Beer IT – Impossible!
https://youtu.be/nt2zQMMt6qw I told you we would have occasional vegetarian...
On the Take
I am happier this morning my self-imposed beer hiatus is over tomorrow. Even...
A Primer on Cocktail History
While beer, wine, and mead have been around since ancient times, it took a...
Rusty Razors
I am running out of beer from Glibfest, but thankfully Easter approaches so I...
Sear It & Beer It – Salmon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExnBNIyJADk SEA SMITH'S FAVORITE! And the...
Jewsday Tuesday: Because Progressives Ruin Everything
For my earlier overview of this wonderful holiday and the beginning of my...