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Saturday evening Links
Howdy, folks! Much shenanigans here in the Gulch. Everyone is off gallivanting around, leaving poor Spud and wife to hold down the shop tonight. To answer a question, retarded waitress got canned because arguing with the people who pay your salary in front of other...
Greek Theatre
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Saturday Morning DIY Links
End of the Retarded Waitress saga- she got fired. Spud had the pleasure of doing the deed. Enjoying a visit from Pie while Spud is in town and a few other close friends are dropping by. We're heading to a set of winery appointments today, so I don't have time to do...
Dunham – 75
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Friday Out of Pocket Afternoon Links
I'm out of pocket, but the content mill demands grist. Apologies for any duplicated links. There was a reason they were sent off world. Fuck your "federal service". I assume there's shrinkage. The people who started the barrel aged beer trend continue it. Didn't Trump...
Stoic Friday CLXII
That man is born with an inclination towards virtue.
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun 68
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Random Thoughts IX – Catholic School Edition
Well, this is only partially random, but I'm sort of stuck with that...
Professional Shotguns and Lasers (And you?)
I never had a fantasy career as a kid. No dreams of being a ballplayer, an...
The Ancestor Question
This article is all about the infamous “Muddle in the Middle” of the human...
IFLA: The “Bad Habit” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of August 17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sPAtLgnsbE Everything good about The Doors,...
What Your Talking About is Called, “a Coup”
Quoted from the quotable(?) Gen. Mark Milley. They really need to set up...
Mid-August Friday Afternoon links.
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Stoic Friday CXXI
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AN ANIME EXPLANATION XXX. (No, not that xxx, we’re barely approaching PG) The...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun 67 THE BANNED EPISODE
This episode was banned by Youtube and removed for spreading conspiracy...
A Few Thoughts on History – and the Writing and Teaching Thereof II
(I provided a background to this series in the first part which you can find...
Trump to Bomb Agrabah
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IFLA: The “You Made it!” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of August 10
So the days of maximal nonsense are behind us. Tuesday and Wednesday are...
Phoning it In
I is the one weekend out of the year where everyone on the site phones it in...
August Friday Afternoon Links the Second
August continues along, as locally, everyone and their churches is getting...
Stoic Friday CXX
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Football Preseason Friday Afternoon Links
Making sure the clear bag is packed for the game tomorrow, hoping they still have some Dawg Pound 40 gear available in the Team Shop (I was hoping to score some at the locker room sale, but they didn't do one last year). I will be booing him. The joy of a market, Rogue is being parted out, and bids are being placed. OK, I need...
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Dunham – 34
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part XXIII
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Dunham – 33
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part XXII
Twenty-One Outskirts, at sunset Mary Lenell was just walking back from Outskirt’s tiny mercantile towards the cabin on the north end of town that she shared with her security officer husband when she heard the buzzing sound. She looked up from the red dust of the road...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 153
“Incompetent! They called me incompetent!” Donald fumed. “The entire...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 152
“Kayleigh,” Donald sighed. “You haven’t had a press secretary you’ve liked...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 27: China Syndrome
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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 151
“I don’t understand why we have to say inside,” the hat whined. “Donald must...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 150
“A miraculous recovery, Mr. President, just miraculous,” Steve said,...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 149
It began as an infinitesimal point of light in the perpetual gloom of...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 148
“Biden! It’s Biden!’ the hair sang as he rolled around the Oval Office...
The Hat and The Hair Expanded Universe: Bernie and Joe
A deserted aircraft hanger, somewhere in California “Concede,...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 26: Constitutional
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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 147
“Look at it,” the hair whispered to the hat. “It’s just a sea of white...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 146
“Blagonivich?” the hair asked angrily. “Forty-seven percent job...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Hillary and Huma
“Check it again,” Hillary rumbled. “One hundred and nineteen,” Huma...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 145
I have existed since the morning of the world and I shall exist until...
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Pre-Mother’s Day Friday Afternoon Links
Still waiting for spring to spring here, and Ohio On Tap week begins, but let's get to the links. For those who want to go full Midwestern drunk. The publishers are just taunting aren't they? Oh, I remember when this would be considered malicious. I preferred Might...
The Devil’s Haircut
Yeah, its a reference to the song.
Final March Friday Afternoon Links
First, I give a gift. I've been using this as my response to spam texts/messages recently, and it has amused me. I leave it here for you. But let's get going with the links. First, let's go back to the halcyon days of the 00s. I hope this dies when Search for Gollum...
There’s No Gabagool
Since you’re probably at least ten years removed from what is arguably the best show on television since Seinfeld stopped being funny, I’m going to post this link here so you get the reference. This is my review of Pizza Port Brewing Next Horizon IPA: Culturally...
Release the Files!
About damn time they did!
Risk Management
Since the arms race to employ the most Orwellian way to vaccinate scores of...
Mocktails – Drinks for Those who Don’t Drink
For a variety of reasons (health, religious, fitness, and probably some...
db’s DIY Corner with Your Host, db
Those who know me, know that I'm a bit of a DIYer. Not sure why, but I'm...
Prophetic Declarations
An interesting read that I vaguely remembered came up in my Twatter feed. It...
The Best Porn is Free Porn
Once upon a time I was 16 like everyone else here. That year was the first...
Must…Kill…Lincoln
In light of the townhall earlier this week, I decided to use my skills at...
Fast food in Romania
Long ago, in an area of the blog consigned to the archives, I was asked by...
Soap Poisoning
I don’t care. Given they keep stealing our jokes, I am going to fact check a...
Egg Cooking For Dummies
I don't recall in what side line of what link that was posted at this family...
The Sword of Power
Another re-boot to look forward to hatin? When I heard about it, I...
I Hated Meatloaf
I hated meatloaf for the first 25 years of my life. Just the thought of it...
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I know how much you all love it when I review a seltzer. So lets go ahead and...
Bauhaus Furniture
They made more than just coffee table books and brutalist architecture, they...