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RTD (Ready To Drink) Cocktails
SugarFree was busy, so you've got stuck with my filler piece today from the Substack. As craft beer declines, wine sales slump, and spirit sales collapse, there’s one sector of the drink industry that is experiencing growth. That’s the RTD (Ready To Drink) cocktail...
Wednesday Morning Links
Good morning one and all to another spectacular day!
A Strongly Worded Letter
I wrote a strongly worded letter. I have written two letters to the editor of my local daily fish-wrapper, once as a kid as a Jr High project and once as an actual letter. The actual letter got published, I would guess five or six of the local lefties that read the...
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
In a rush, don’t mind me.
The New Worktruck
Part 1 My work requires me to have a midrange truck capable of towing a smallish generator that weights about 6500 lb, a fixed load of two large 1000 amp DC welders, each around 800 lbs, a large air compressor, variable load between 2000 to 3000 lbs of welding wire...
Tuesday Morning Links
Rolling in to bring you…the links!
Augusto Did Nothing Wrong
We’re in one of those odd circumstances where somewhere in the government,...
First Fish Fry-day of Lent.
It's that time of year, every VFW, American Legion, Rotary, Kiwanis, church,...
Stoic Friday CIII
Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Part VI Meditations How to Be a Stoic...
Curse of the Queerwolf
No! Glib Flicks and sh*t post! Double Feature! Curse of the Queerwolf Queen...
Air conditioning and you
In the early 20th century, a man named Willis was tasked with a problem with...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun episode 50
This episode was kind of a meta peak into the writer's room that is my brain....
Homeless, Senile Man Mistaken for Senator
WASHINGTON DC - A shabby, disheveled vagrant was escorted from a closed...
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos?
As I mentioned on the Zoom last Friday I helped my FIL move and came across...
Food Fight: Pure Bread Jellyism – The Right Way to PB&J
Recently, I learned that what I thought was a harmless but wrong thing my wife...
What Are We Reading 2025 March
LCDR Fish Working through more naval history books recently - easier to read...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 38
"I do believe you have miscalculated," Verner Birke said. I turned to look at...
IFLA: The “She’s Got it” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4-1ASpdT1Y Yes I know it's not the original....
Defeathering Big Bird
*Buzzzzzzzzzzzzz* *Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* How long has it been? It couldn’t be...
Final February Friday Afternoon Links
Welcome to the last Friday links of the month, I'm sure you're all wondering...
Stoic Friday CII
Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to...
Raw Force
Raw Force What deep dark hole is this? Well, it's the same hole where I found:...
What Would You Say You Do Here?
THIS TRANSMISSION IS CLASSIFIED: TOP G’s ONLY. ARE YOU A TOP G? NO. YOU ARE...
Mystery Box
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There’s No Gabagool
Since you’re probably at least ten years removed from what is arguably the best show on television since Seinfeld stopped being funny, I’m going to post this link here so you get the reference. This is my review of Pizza Port Brewing Next Horizon IPA: Culturally speaking, The Sopranos is probably the most positive thing that...
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The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part V
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Prince of the North Tower – Epilogue
Prince Kord preferred the book to the blade, but studied both diligently. When what looked like a minor incursion of goblins into his family’s lands turned out to be more serious, he was sent to fetch aid. Frustrated playing messenger, Kord is tempted by the opportunity to leave his obligations behind and study magic. When his uncle and foster father are caught in a trap, Kord needs an army to rescue them – only everyone else is busy fighting their own wars.
Dunham – 16
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Space Tomato
Marinara anyone?
A Hat and Hair Special: A Christmas Donald, Part Four
Donald awoke to a cold bedroom, the dead light of the district...
A Hat and Hair Special: A Christmas Donald, Part Three
Awaking in the middle of a prodigiously tough snore, and sitting up in...
A Hat and Hair Special: A Christmas Donald, Part Two
Donald went to bed, and thought, and thought, and thought it over and...
A Hat and Hair Special: A Christmas Donald, Part One
McCAIN WAS DEAD: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that....
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Decision 2020 Special Report: A Preview of the Democratic Primary Field
“I’m the most qualified person ever to be President,” Joe whispered into the...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 12: Allies
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 104
“What do you mean, ‘I have to stay here?’” the hat asked. It was humid...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 103
“GM fucked us!’ the hat cried. “We bailed them out and they fucked us!...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 11: Pardon Me
Thankful for these episodes?
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 102
“More,” the hat said. “I want to fire more of them.” His voice became...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 101
Jeff Sessions Is Forced Out as Attorney General as Trump Installs...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 100
“RED WAVE! RED WAVE! RED WAVE!” The chanting died away as the party...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Hillary, The Becoming: Episode 23
“Bring me The Vessel!” Hillary called across the blasted plain. Two burly...
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Pre-Valentine’s Day Friday Afternoon Links
Hope you've already got any Valentine's Day stuff planned, because it's tomorrow. Why would you try to bring this back? Make sure to drink it all up by Ash Wednesday. [This link intentionally left blank] Well, at least we've got that straightened out. The things they...
Frigid Friday Afternoon Links
The POLAR VORTEX cold weather has moved back in, and we've been blanketed in snow. I have one perfect NFL playoff bracket so far, which has the Broncos, Patriots, Seahawks, and Bears winning this weekend. I'm pretty confident in the Broncos and Seahawks pick at this...
Why? Because I Have a Gun
Santa is now lactose intolerant, you want Santa farting down the chimney?
Sunday Morning Chores and Politics Links
With the sudden onset of tolerable weather (it's going to be up to 23° in Went To The Moon units), I will be outside finishing up my fence extensions for a better confinement of a dog who identifies as an antelope. Then down to the café to meet, greet, shake hands,...
Let Them Eat Cactus
I could say let them die, but the desert is its own ecosystem.
North Channel Brewing
This is my local brewery, why I haven’t been sooner? IDK, but here we are. I...
Suggestions for the well-dressed Orphan IIII
This Halloween, instead of gathering up adult diapers from the dumpster...
Brass Tacks
After a long and (I’ll be nice) tiresome process in determining whether or not...
Smoked Carne Asada ala Sloper
A few weeks ago low and behold my local grocer had sirloin steaks on...
Saturday Evening Beer Review and Links
Spudalicious gets a night off, so you get my post instead. Mex... he did it to...
Das Schweitzer Oktoberfest
My phone buzzed and rattled on to the floor. “What? Why?” I asked. “Hello?”...
Poll: Disgusting Foodstuffs
What is the most vile food you have ever eaten and why is it cilantro? ...
Medieval Hypoxic Shock
Last Tuesday I drank a Bang before I went to the gym. Studies suggest,...
Streaming Jailbait
I wanted to talk about this courageous act of free expression. Are we talking...
Compulsory Yiffing
This week Joe Arpaio, formerly the Maricopa County Sheriff, accepted a...
Somebody Poisoned the Water Hole!
Once upon a time at basic training. I was folding underwear with another guy...
Warp Speed Mr. Sulu
It is beginning to Look like if anything will come about this Epoch of...
So What’s the Real Image of Put-In-Bay?
As many have commented already, Put-In-Bay is known for heavy drinking,...