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Brief Reprieve Open Post
The illustrious SugarFree is... otherwise occupied... at present. Consider this a brief reprieve. Open post.
Wednesday Morning Links
Good morning one and all to another wonderful day!
What Are We Reading : Asleep at the wheel Edition
Man, you people read a lot!
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
Fun sports weekend for my family. My daughter managed to score two goals against a team of fat white girls, although she insists the third one she scored that was called offsides was bullshit. No big deal, they still won. My son in his second tournament of the year...
Cocktails That I Like Part 3
I like to drink.
Tuesday Morning Links
Just tossing around some ideas for…the links!
Thursday Links in the Afternoon
Happy Thursday, everybody. And for those of you who get Juneteenth off, happy...
Chocolate Snobbery der Dritte
The fat elf brought my wife a chocolate melanger for Christmas. “Melanger” is...
Totenkopf
“Juden raus!” Graham’s tattoo growled. “Would you just chill out?” Graham...
The Incredible Shrinking Man (Part 2)
I didn't have time to write a short post, so I wrote a long one instead. The...
IFLA: The “Make Your Plans” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week for June 14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eozkIGlrww One of the core functions of...
Cocktail Mixes – Part 1
A while back, I noticed some little mix packs in a gift shop in Vegas. They...
June Friday Afternoon Links
Welcome back to a sea on stability during the swells of summer weather. I've...
Stoic Friday CLVIII
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Grizzly II
I am not at my usual viewing spot tonight, but I assure you I am eating...
Thursday Afternoon Liiinnnkss
Just to be clear, I was not the pinch hitter this morning. I don't know who...
Random Thoughts – XX
Item the 1st - I suppose that, with entry XX, it's only appropriate I have a...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 96
Getting rid of illegal immigrants is what people wanted, but of course Trump...
Wōdnesdæg Morgendæġ Links
Turns out "links" is an old Anglo-Saxon word, so technically this is the old...
Old Man With Candy’s Most Excellent Jew Falafel
Falafel is one of those Middle Eastern dishes that everyone claims, everyone...
(mostly) Open Post
I find this hard to believe, but who the hell knows. Sometimes you do get a...
IFLA: The “Very Suspicious” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of June 7
Why would someone leave a wig and plain black hat on a fencepost, with an...
Bovine Parasites
My favorite thing to make is carne asada. My family likes it, and they ask me...
Mystery Box
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¡Martes por la tarde, enalces mexicanos!
A lot has happened over the weekend, so I'm going to skip the intro and just do what we do on Tuesdays around here... ¡Enlaces! Something I missed last week, a prison riot involving nine inmates and one visitor left dead in Sinaloa. Yeah, I don't think this will be anywhere near the long list of decisions Mexico gets wrong. I...
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Dunham – 64B
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Crider Chronicles: The Orleans Incident – Part II
January 2251 "Above all, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world are so formidable as the will and moral and courage of free men and women. It is a weapon adversaries in today's world do not have". - Ronald Reagan, President of...
Dunham – 64A
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Crider Chronicles: The Orleans Incident – Part I
The First Galactic War Rear Admiral Isaac Gauss, Commander, Task Group One, Confederate Navy, is overseeing a Fleet exercise near the Confederate world New Albion. The Confederate battle cruiser CSS Orleans, Gauss’ flagship, is under way at sublight speed when...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun: Ep 13 & Ep 14
This is another one with weird audio because I recorded it at the radio...
Joemala: Episode 213
“W-w-why are everyone mad at me, is mad at me about Easter? I love...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 74: Bloodbath
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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 195
“The God Bless the USA Bibles are selling well,” the hair said as he...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun: Ep 12
Last time we reran episode 10, so you'd think this time would be episode 11. ...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 194
“I’m Donald Trump and I am your President,” Donald said directly into...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun: Ep 10
When we last saw The Hat, he was in a Russian prison. Let's see how he got out...
Joemala: Episode 212
“Nikki Haley is out,” Dr. Biden fumed. “Of course she is. Dumb little...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 73: Viva La Libertad
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Into The Sugarverse!
“I don’t know why I’m driving,” Donald said. “I never drive myself. And why am...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun: Ep 9
This episode shows what a difference a microphone can make. I recorded the...
Joemala: Episode 211
“You’re sweeping the primaries, Mr. President,” Karine said excitedly,...
Joemala: Episode 210
“And I’m supposed to be Dark Brandon?” Joe asked, his eyes unshining...
Food & Drink
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First Fall Friday Afternoon Links
Fall is supposed to be here, but the weather hasn't been told yet. Thankfully, we're supposed to only be in the mid-70s this weekend, which is the local Oktoberfest. The girlfriend is practicing learning the songs again. But enough about that, let's get to some links....
As American as Breakfast Tacos
Lets roll with that one.
I should be in Mexico
Relax, this gets better
The Structural Limits of Booty Shorts
Yes. Yes.
Sports.
Taking Vitamin T
No, not tequila.
The Tale of Mr. Lettuce
Long ago I shared an apartment with a friend and his girlfriend. One of us...
Not the Monday Afternoon Links
Swiss' birthday was yesterday... he may still be recovering. So he sent in a...
New Hooterbots, Same Dead Eyes
Once again we encounter man made horrors beyond our comprehension. This is my...
First Friday in… really… June? Afternoon Links
It's officially summer, day camp children walking by my house twice a day (to...
Finally, an Explanation!
I’m going to link something here I came across on TwiX that I thought was...
Final Friday of May Afternoon Links
Well that's it. End of the week, and end of the month. This is a level of...
Are You Army Strong?
There’s a fellow at my gym that seems to come in at the same time I do on...
Cold and Rainy Memorial Weekend Kickoff Links.
I don't know about you all, but here, it's been the coldest and wettest spring...
This week’s Signs of the Apocalypse
Its been a while since I went over the signs of impending doom… This is my...
Saturday morning fill in links.
The Old Man is otherwise occupied, so you're stuck with me this morning. I...
Mid-May Friday Afternoon Links.
Another week, another concert. Psychostick was a fun time, and they even had...
The Great Debate – Ketchup packets
This is a subject near and dear to my heart. Fast food fries, most...
Drawing El Borracho
I was ten and it was the week between Xmas and New Years. My aunt and...