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Winston’s Mom does the Links
I just got the joke in the title.
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 91
Don’t blame me, I voted for SMOD.
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – brand new dances
DeCarlos Brown Jr. found incompetent to proceed in Charlotte light rail killing "I got that White girl." Thing that everyone should have known was going to happen happened. He'll be "cured" and released in under 10 years. (The federal case will go absolutely nowhere.)...
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 45
“Pussy,” the hat said. “You goddamn coward.” Donald had his head down on his desk and Barron was holding a cold compress to the back of the neck. “You’ll never be the King of Persia now,” a defeated Donald told his giant son. “I wish I had never become your hat,” the...
Wednesday Morning Links
Running off to find another quality edition of…the links!
Snack food nostalgia
So Fox ran an article talking about 10 snacks from the '80s and '90s that people miss and want to come back. Personally, I found the list a little dubious, with the exception of Butterfinger BBs and Doritos Salsa Rio. You can find the article here. So what say you,...
Thursday Morning Links
Good Thursday morning! First, speaking as the treasurer of the organization...
The Hat and the Hair Animated: Rerun ep 76
This is when I conceived my long running B Plot (a secondary story in a TV...
What is your most controversial opinion
Let’s play a commie game. The title of this post is a frequently asked circle...
21st century hillbillies
Hello. Let me tell you about a friend of mine named Jedediah, after his...
Judge Part 3 – Wannabe Wives of Wilcox
I was besieged by a great cacophony of protestations as the three women...
IFLA: The “Post-Halloween” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of November 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI8q_bJe4iE More KISS than Metallica, but good...
Let Them Eat Cactus
I realize I might be the one of the few here affected by this. I’ve had...
Samhain Afternoon Links
It's Halloween, candy has been purchased, costumes have picked out, and movies...
GlibFlick Halloween Double Feature!
Netflix can suck it. This chilly Halloween, GlibFlick is your best...
Concrete Counter – A Slight Return
Yes, here I am. Dicking around with concrete counter tops again. I can't help...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Ep 93 – The Grave Digger
https://youtu.be/EFJNioigINE For those wondering why this episode is named The...
The Reason for Pro Sports – Tribalism in the USA
Quite frequently, those who do not follow a team, or follow sports will...
Random Thoughts XII
Or Awake? Item the 1st - On weird dreams and connection to the real world. The...
Nuggets of Thought
These are all too small for their own article, so I'm collecting out of...
IFLA: The “Pushing my Limits” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of October 26
When this drops I'll be at Hurricane UT performing the drama-free, well-paid...
What’s The Symbology Here?
I’m sure you are all about to deliver the reply. So I’m just going to post it...
Final pre-Halloween Friday Afternoon Links
Just a week before Halloween, and then to fight for Thanksgiving in the face...
Mystery Box
Refresh for a random post
Stoic Friday CLII
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor Seneca’s Letters from a Stoic If you have anger issues, this one is a great tool (h/t mindyourbusiness) This week’s book: Discourses and Selected Writings Disclaimer: I’m not your Supervisor. These are my opinions after reading through...
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Dunham – 45B
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Width of a Circle
She laid the osculum infame on him and his will drained away -- a tender kiss, nothing more, and he was lost. Her tail lashed him, cut him as they fucked, his soul forfeit. Without God all things are possible and all things permitted, she whispered. He went to her...
The Crider Chronicles: Confederacy – Part V
Four High Earth Orbit An enormous disk of a ship coasted slowly towards high Earth orbit. A slight glow of a Gellar drive under one-quarter power slowly edged the enormous disk into the parking orbit recently vacated by the passenger liner Star of Carolina, just...
Dunham – 45A
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Joemala: Episode 106
“I’m running for President!” Joe said, triumph rattling like phlegm in...
Joemala: Episode 105
“You look terrible, Dianne,” Joe said. “Realy, truly terrible.”...
Joemala: Episode 105
“Mr. President, please, your hand is shaking again,” the photographer...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 188
“It’s just nice to be back in the city again,” the hair yelled to the...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 62: Bailout
Patreon Shill Cafepress Shill Redbubble Shill Youtube Shill REMINDER: I...
Joemala: Episode 104
“The eers, they look all funny,” Gisele whined. “He had the biggie...
Joemala: Episode 103
“Do I look like me?” Joe asked suddenly. Finnegan thought he had fallen...
Joemala: Episode 102
“The Russians were supposed to shoot the drone down, Z,” Hunter purred...
Joemala: Episode 631
“Grandpa, were you in the war?” the small boy asked as he pulled...
Joemala Extended Universe: Lump
“C’mon, John,” Lump whispered, “You need to snap out of this.”...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 61: Balloon Animals
Patreon Shill Cafepress Shill Redbubble Shill Youtube Shill REMINDER: I...
Joemala: Episode 101
“Moist,” Joe muttered to himself. “Moist, moist, moist, moist.”...
Joemala: Episode 100
“UFOs!” Joe said, his hair mussed in frustration. “They’re back! The...
Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
Sunday Morning Chores and Politics Links
With the sudden onset of tolerable weather (it's going to be up to 23° in Went To The Moon units), I will be outside finishing up my fence extensions for a better confinement of a dog who identifies as an antelope. Then down to the café to meet, greet, shake hands,...
First February Friday ‘Fternoon Links
We've made it to February, not just February, but the perfect February! I blame AI LLMs. This does not surprise me. If you use Notepad++, I'd get a new version and make sure to check your hashes. I think Tabasco has a solid case here. Slate choosing the wrong side of...
First Friday of 2026 Afternoon Links
New year, same shit, right? Welcome to the Public Domain! I'd like to see more things enter the Public Domain. As an example all of those shows that were pulled from streaming and the rights "destroyed". Public Domain. All of them. It's been a dumpster fire as long as...
Selected by Nature for Extinction
This isn’t because someone built a highway through their habitat.
I Get Allergies When I Travel
No, not really
What an Absolute Shitshow
I would like to announce something for the group that might explain my...
Getting Ahead of the Times
I picked a poor topic to discuss when messing around with the new editor. If...
Cougars, Cows, but no Kittens
I am at the point in alcoholism where I can’t for the life of me recall if I...
This is Your Brain on Reddit
The internet is often a fascinating demonstration of humanity’s tendency to...
Hey You. Bear …Bear Fucker.
*Buzz* *Buzz* My phone vibrated on my desk. Wait. Its another Zoom....
She’s Lowkey, Kinda Mid, Freal Tho
As it turns out, I have never reviewed this beer—but I have made fun of...
The Kaczynski Quote
While I must vehemently disagree with his methods (hi NSA) I cannot help but...
Counting Tiles
My childhood growing up in Arizona often meant a lot of summer afternoons when...
Reverse Bud Light
We live in a society where anything related to the Oranj Man becomes toxic....
Sunk Cost Double Play
It occurred to me we don’t rag on The Federalist nearly as often as we should....
Brain Dump
I was going to throw this one out last week but the VA story would’ve gotten...
Deep State of Confusion
This brick was hurled at me hard enough I considered just writing a stand...
Daily Affirmation
So I followed a crazy chick on Twix and as it turns out, she followed me back....