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Friday Morning I’m Hooked Links

Friday Morning I’m Hooked Links

by | Jun 6, 2025 | | 236 Comments

Busy weekend coming up, what with Alumni Weekend and us catering a large event. Spud just left town so that he didn't have to be pressed into waiting tables. So Prime and I moved our usual weekend assignation to last night, when we had a wonderful dinner at a nice...

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Under the Southern Cross Links

Under the Southern Cross Links

by | Jun 5, 2025 | | 140 Comments

This assignment may be getting to me. A couple of nights ago I dreamed I made a last-minute change to the links which meant they were running late. Sloopy - whom I've never met - wanted to know if I was OK and could I please get my sh*t together. Anyhow, let's start,...

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Thursday morning Links of substitution

Thursday morning Links of substitution

by | Jun 5, 2025 | | 351 Comments

Yes, sloopjos are out hawking loosies in front of the convenience store this week. You get me and some other character tomorrow. No sports. No birthdays. Just the hard hitting Links that nobody is going to read. Shall we? Fear! Fear! Fear! By all means, do nothing and...

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Hunting Former Yugos

Hunting Former Yugos

by | Nov 15, 2025 | , , , , , , | 84 Comments

”WELCOME TO FOREST LAWYER PODCAST, FEATURING STEVE SMITH, esq. STEVE SMITH COME ON YOU ON RUMBLE LIVESTREAM.” ”I saw what you did there Steve.” I said. “Where is everyone else?” ”CHEESE MAN AND SUGAR MAN NEED TO LOG ON,” ”Oh. Um…okay. How you doing STEVE?” ”STEVE SMITH SPEND 90’s IN SARAJEVO. RAPE FORMER YUGOS. FLASHBACKS ON DUMB...

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by | February 6, 2026 | Cocktails, Daily Links, I Am Lame, Recipes | 134 Comments

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I Triple Dog Dare You.

I Triple Dog Dare You.

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In order for me to properly review this Xmas movie, I afraid I need to warn everyone here this review will be reposted every evening until New Year’s Day.* This is my review of San Tan Lumberjack Oatmeal Amber: Naturally, A Christmas Story takes place in that short...

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