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Friday Morning Links
Sure, I’m tired. But not too tired to bring you…the links!
The Legend of the Stardust Brothers
Tonight! Singing! Dancing! Potentially Pitchforks and Torches!
Last Thursday of the Month Afternoon Links
Happy Thursday
Cocktails That I Like Part 2
I like to drink.
Thursday Morning Links
Good morning one and all to another splendid day!
Hat and Hair Cartoon Rerun II: Ep 5
History rhymes. Like Vanilla ICE.
IFLA: The “I Think I Figured Out the Difference Between Fantasy and SciFi” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of February 8
Sufficiently advanced technology may be indistinguishable from magic, but...
Where Have all the Cowboys Gone?
Relax, I’m not going to link Paula Cole, but I will link KT Tunstall. There ya...
First February Friday ‘Fternoon Links
We've made it to February, not just February, but the perfect February! I...
Stoic Friday CXLII
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Kung Fu Rascals
Kung Fu Rascals There has been entirely too much of everything else, including...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 85
https://youtu.be/lefR40a7Pxc
Florida Man and Nature’s Bounty
Author's Note: SugarFree is out for a little while dealing with real-life...
R.J. Goes Outside / Emergency Post
An ongoing series where my family forces me to leave the house. The Tianyu...
Random Thoughts – XV
Item the 1st - Guns again. Well it would be "again" without the...
Chess, in pieces, Disaster
the project was coming along so well, everything was beautiful. I made the...
IFLA: The “Not Much” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Feb 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zGf7_YL70M Star status: boring. We get two...
HR is the Worst
Finding is job is hard enough. Why do they have to be like this? This is my...
Final January Friday Afternoon Links – Still Frigid
Yeah, it's still cold here. We're supposed to reach 20 on Monday. So what can...
Stoic Friday CXLI
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Uranus Attacks!
Good movie poster scans are hard to find for this one. Nice art though. Uranus...
Coffee Table
A while back my wife says, "make me a coffee table." The plot on which Schloss...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Ep 96 – ICE ICE Baby
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Mystery Box
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Further Profiles in Toxic Masculinity — Douglas Munro
Douglas Munro was born in Vancouver to an American father and a British mother, and his family moved to the United States when he was a child. Under the naturalization laws of the time, his mother had automatically gained U.S. citizenship when she married his father, so Munro was American, even though he was born in Canada. He...
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Dunham – 49
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
dogs in space pt. 4
Like all good dogs, they chase because, chase?
The Crider Chronicles: Confederacy – Part X
Part 10
Judge Part 5 – Uptown
Wherein Jasper Browne tries to solve the murder of the last man to hold his job.
Joemala: Episode 51
“So this is Kentucky?” Joe asked Finnegan as she maneuvered him through...
Joemala: Episode 50
“Who is leaking information out of this office?” Kamala demanded,...
Joemala: Episode 49
“Hold still!” Finnegan said sharply. “I don’t wanna ‘nother shot!’ Joe...
Joemala: Episode 48
“I can feel it! I CAN FEEL THE POWER!” Kamala screamed, as the skies...
Joemala: Episode 47
“I p-p-p-pass an infrastructure bill and still no one likes me,” Hunter...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 46: Low Hanging Fruit
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The Pants and The Teeth: Episode One
“Why do you shit in me, Joe?” Joe’s pants asked. “Haven’t I always been...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 44: Save The Whales
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Joemala: Episode 46
Jen’s fingers slithered through Ukpi’s labia, seeking, seeking, seeking...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 187
“Subpeona me, motherfuckers!” the hat drunkenly yelled at the...
Joemala: Episode 45
“I am being made fun of!” Kamala screamed into the phone. “No one makes...
Joemala: Episode 44
“Occupied!” Jen said again from inside the stall. “Ma’am?” the Korean...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 44: Jab
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Food & Drink
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Sunday Morning Ow My Liver! Links
These guys make some of the best Cabernet Franc and Riesling in the world. My job was to show Pie what we're doing locally for wine. He, being a Commie, brought me eight bottles of top examples of what's being made in Romania ("From each according to his grape, to...
First Friday Afternoon Links of July
In the middle of a heat wave that would apparently kill thousands and thousands of Europeans, we're celebrating 'Merica's anniversary. Thankfully, we have AC here, as well as power. But yes, tell us how there's no cuisine here in 'Merica. In the craft beer world, this...
Taking Vitamin T
No, not tequila.
Blackpilling the Red Guard
“Demoralization”
Sunday Morning Retarded Links
I had a whole story ready to go about a giant (6'7", 380 lb) tard nicknamed Smokey that I was tasked with bouncing from the café. Including the artwork, which I won't waste. But I'm not in the mood to tell my tale, given the loss of a woman who was a friend IRL and...
The Degradation of Grimace
So, Grimace is problematic in the McDonalds genre. He arrived on scene in...
Let’s Get Drunk and Chew: A Glibtastic Glibcation Proposal
A few weeks ago on a particularly drunken Zoom, we got to talking about group...
Nice Ass, Bro
I like the idea of second chances. Hopefully you all forgive me for this one....
Stanky Jerky
So I was cruising through the deep freeze to see what was in there when...
Sticking it to—Yourself?
You know that old video where Ayn Rand was on Phil Donahue and they’re talking...
Crispy, Seasoned Beef
I’m back, just getting caught back up and realized once Starlink gets through...
What They Can’t Deliver
Because I phoned it in last week, and I won’t be within cell phone reception...
The End of an Era….Finally
Somehow I missed this one, so we get to have a “gun thread”. This is my review...
Its an Abomination
There are so many things out there to look out for if you wish to be healthy....
When I Start To Complain When There’s No Rain
I think the Bud Light updates are going to come to an end this week, with the...
A Bag of Crack Behind the Toilet
Anheuser-Busch apparently lost $27 Billion in market cap since putting the Tik...
Desert Playground
Another week, another story about Bud Light tucking its corporate testicles...
Glibooks 15 – (Narrator voice: It was his Fault)
No puzzle this week I could go all Joliet Jake and blame everything and...