Mark of the Werebeard

Mark of the Werebeard

Mark of the Werebeard Holy crap, I barely got a post done this week. Work heated up into a white-hot sun this past two weeks. Also I talked to a half-dozen contractors and settled on one to redo my backyard, adding a pool and outdoor structure to Stately R.J. Manor....

Mark of the Werebeard

Iron Sky

Tonight! Moon Nazis!

Mark of the Werebeard

Space Master X-7

There's a fungus among us tonight. Better make sure there is no fungus on that popcorn by tasting it. Space Master X-7 Time for some overlooked classic sci-fi! This one doesn't get taken out very much. I have enjoyed it every time I see it, and this particular copy...

Hello. My name is R.J. I am a Tulpa with extra cheese and sour cream.

Glib Car

*Looks at watch
“It’s half past jack squat in the post hopper! Better write up another Glib Car!”

Punch the Clock

Time for an art house film! Get out the fancy monocle and a good bottle of wine for “Punch the Clock!”:

The War of the Gargantuas

Kung Fu! Boat fu! Eatin’ people! Throwing tanks! Tonight! One of the most fun of the Toho monster films – The War of the Gargantuas!

Forbidden Zone

Boobs! Midgets! Chubby Hitlers! Drug Dealing Pimps! All this and more than you can imagine tonight in ‘Forbidden Zone’

Corona Zombies

Tonight – Laugh at people wearing useless masks in Corona Zombies!

Shaolin Vs. Evil Dead

Hopping Vampires! Evil Dead! Gordon Liu! All this and more tonight in “Shaolin Vs. Evil Dead”

The Lost Empire

Tonight! Cleavage! Guns! Fights! Undead Wizards! Everything that makes a movie great! Watch “The Lost Empire.”

Black Sheep

Look at my butthole! Look at it! Mad Scientists! Bloodthirsty sheep! Scroat stretching! Welcome to Black Sheep.