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Thursday Morning Post-Election Links
We had an election in our little town, which encompasses both our village and the surrounding areas. Our village is, of course, Bluer than Blue, the surrounding areas Redder than Red. It involved a school board seat and the inevitable tax increase "for the children."...
Wednesday Afternoon Linnkksss
Unless you’re a Latin American dictator
Subaru Horror Theatre – 30 Years of Evolution
Think of it as Evolution in action.
Wednesday Morning Links
Here comesssssss…the linkssssssss!
What about Gerrymandering?
Legislators in both red and blue states are considering redistricting to increase the representation of their respective parties in the U.S. House. But which redistricting efforts are unfair, and how might one determine that?
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
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The Hat and the Hair Animated: Rerun ep 80
I don't know if anyone caught it the first time around, the MAGA hat that...
The Building of a LazyPutrid – Part I
Or Susan, if you prefer. It will be Round. And in the House. Hopefully not...
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
Maybe I was a bit hasty. I did not take my son to a recruiter against his...
I Thought I was Buying a Car, Not Joining a Cult! Part III
When I left off, my Saab 9-3 was dead. She had been a really reliable car for...
IFLA: The “Tora! Tora! Tora!” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of December 7
It lives in infamy. Wednesday is bad for People In Charge, or alternately a...
You Can’t be Santa if You’re Having a Nervous Breakdown
God help me, this is a Disney movie. This is my review of Dark Sky Brewing...
Second Friday of December Afternoon Links
The Christmas season is coming hard, as temperatures drop as fast as approval...
Stoic Friday CXXXIV
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Song of the South
Song of the South: Restored Version Choose the file below if you have...
Where’s Walgo?
Yorman returning an empty tote to its cart. Very busy dispense queue along the...
The Hat and the Hair Animated: Rerun ep 79
Every administration for the last 100 years has crept ever closer to Fascism....
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – love me, hold me
Drunk raccoon found passed out on liquor store floor after breaking in Staff...
Confessions of a Middle Age Man in Lycra – Random Thoughts and Observations from a Long Ride
Since my recent Dillon Beach 200K Randoneuring ride covered many of the roads...
The Adventures of a Man Driving a Truck with 370,000 Miles Part VIII
BALL JOINTS I had new tires put on the No Good White Trash Ho and the shop...
Monday Afternoon Links
I am referring all calls to my colleague, MR. SMITH. Nothing like coming off a...
Judge Part 5 – Uptown
More than anything, I was astounded that my hands did not shake. I was sober....
IFLA: The “Getting Back to Normal” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of November 30
I hope that everyone's holiday plans and precautions kept MERCURY RETROGRADE...
Mystery Box
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Unwatched S02 E19 – Assassination Classroom Part 1
Genre - Sci Fi Anime Movie Total Runtime - 18 Hour 1 Minutes Spoilers - Yes I don't know if I got part of this as a blind box and bought the rest, or if I saw it and bought it based on the sheer absurdity of the premise, it's sat around because there are roughly 18 hours of episodes and I got things to do. So, what is that...
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Dunham – 47
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Dogs in spaaace, pt.3 G821
Life finds a way
In space there is no smell,
Do dogs dream, oh yes,
But never dwell on the past,
Every day is fresh and magic,
My people, my treats,
They know
The Crider Chronicles: Confederacy – Part VIII
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Judge Part 4 – House of Nanjala
Wherein Jasper Browne tries to solve the murder of the last man to hold his job.
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 61: Balloon Animals
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Joemala: Episode 101
“Moist,” Joe muttered to himself. “Moist, moist, moist, moist.”...
Joemala: Episode 100
“UFOs!” Joe said, his hair mussed in frustration. “They’re back! The...
Glibbooks 4 – Mailing it in.
No puzzle this week (sorry GT and Patzer). I have excuses but everyone has...
Joemala: Episode 99
“Get me a balloon, Daddy! I want a balloon!” Joe looks down at his...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 60: Meeting of the Minds Or How Freedom Toons Stole Our Shtick
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Joemala Extended Universe – Where’s Nancy?
“Speaker, attend me and learn truth,” the scarred cleric said to Nancy,...
Joemala Extended Universe: Hunter and Hallie
(originally broadcast on 6/11/2015) CUE THEME MUSIC It ain't me, it ain't me I...
Joemala: Episode 97
“This is a good burger, ketchup,” Joe mumbled, food falling out of his...
Joemala: Episode 96
“I with the new,” Joe said haltingly, “no flame comes out and black...
Joemala: Episode 95
“HAPPY 2023!” Hunter yelled as he jumped from behind the Oval Office...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 59: Hidden Sins
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Joemala: Episode 94
“Bomb cyclone!” Joe said as he toddled across the white sands of the...
Food & Drink
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RTD (Ready To Drink) Cocktails
SugarFree was busy, so you've got stuck with my filler piece today from the Substack. As craft beer declines, wine sales slump, and spirit sales collapse, there’s one sector of the drink industry that is experiencing growth. That’s the RTD (Ready To Drink) cocktail...
Final March Friday Afternoon Links
First, I give a gift. I've been using this as my response to spam texts/messages recently, and it has amused me. I leave it here for you. But let's get going with the links. First, let's go back to the halcyon days of the 00s. I hope this dies when Search for Gollum...
Final February Friday ‘Fternoon Finks
The perfect month comes to a close. With that, we get ready to move into March. Going after loot boxes seems a much better complaint than bitching about their cut. The important thing from the Epstein Files: what were they drinking? Pretty sure there's more than one...
Saturday Morning Hot Dog Day Links
The biggest day of the year in Glibs Gulch is not Christmas or Thanksgiving or July 4th. Nope, it's Hot Dog Day, a celebration that has caught on elsewhere. Typically, we piss off the organizers by going our own way on branding, merch, and not paying them a fee for...
Frigid Friday Afternoon Links
The POLAR VORTEX cold weather has moved back in, and we've been blanketed in snow. I have one perfect NFL playoff bracket so far, which has the Broncos, Patriots, Seahawks, and Bears winning this weekend. I'm pretty confident in the Broncos and Seahawks pick at this...
Inflatable Passengers
Once upon a time I was called to the desk at the airport and was informed the...
Melting Faces
This is like that episode of the Simpsons where the robots screamed when you...
Flooded Pyramids
At my favorite vacation spot in Mexico there is a building along the beach...
Birds Aren’t Real
It occurred when I came home to visit my family while I was in the Air Force....
I Say a Flip, Flop…
Believe it or not, those of us with a recurring feature on the site are...
What an Absolute Shitshow
I would like to announce something for the group that might explain my...
Getting Ahead of the Times
I picked a poor topic to discuss when messing around with the new editor. If...
Cougars, Cows, but no Kittens
I am at the point in alcoholism where I can’t for the life of me recall if I...
This is Your Brain on Reddit
The internet is often a fascinating demonstration of humanity’s tendency to...
Hey You. Bear …Bear Fucker.
*Buzz* *Buzz* My phone vibrated on my desk. Wait. Its another Zoom....
She’s Lowkey, Kinda Mid, Freal Tho
As it turns out, I have never reviewed this beer—but I have made fun of...
The Kaczynski Quote
While I must vehemently disagree with his methods (hi NSA) I cannot help but...
Counting Tiles
My childhood growing up in Arizona often meant a lot of summer afternoons when...