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Hat and Hair Cartoon Rerun II: Ep 6
Nice extra well done steaks with ketchup.
Wednesday Afternoon – SugarFree Opens Wide
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor This day is profoundly painful for so many New Yorkers. It marks three years since the horrific war crimes of October 7. On that day, Hamas killed more than 1,100 Israelis and abducted 251 others. We grieve alongside our many...
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 53
“Would it be the worst thing if Iran nuked Los Angeles?” the hat asked. “Of course it would,” the hair said. “It’s just a matter of time,” Donald grumbled. “Think of all the leftists annihilated in a ball of fire, the sky split asunder,” the hat said. “It would be...
Wednesday Morning Links
Your body is gonna love…the links!
Pulling Houdini from a Hat
An overt oddity, I resemble these Korean mascots. If I were to die tomorrow, ‘society’ would leave me with a remarkably depressing, unfulfilling and brutally boring obituary. According to the State of Indiana, at least, I’d just be a formally “medically frail”...
Winston’s Mom does the Links
I had to get that stupid beaner off today, there’s been enough of his shit for one day. But I also wanted To bring you a story. You see Dennis Hassert died. He wasn’t a terrible person, I just want to get that out there. He always scheduled several weeks in advance,...
Saturday Morning Substitute Links
Well, May has come, and OMWC is also trying to... anyways, we all know there's...
First [Fri]day of May.
Obligatory music choice to start this off, although I doubt many will be...
Stoic Friday CLIII
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
The Adventures of Robin Hood
Spring is in the air, and everyone is talking about the Robin Hood since...
Th-th-thursday Afternoon Links
Another day, another sick kid. The pediatrician had to see me to write the...
ZWAK Thoughts on Politics.
“In my world, we would see the end of the Democratic/Republican party, and the...
The Hat and The Hair Animated-Ep 99-Staged
https://youtu.be/0Y5C5a8DzCo?si=bCVFEXbCxYNc4_3f Patreon Shill Cafepress Shill...
Wednesday Links in the Afternoon
Howdy there friends. Back with another addition of links. I think one of my...
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 47 – Assassination Edition
“They tried to kill me!” the hat screamed in the Presidential Beast as he and...
Ruminations on Ketogenic Diets
In ruminating on keto/carnivore type diets, EvilSheldon commented that he...
For Jules
As most of you have no doubt heard by now, or beloved Hayeksplosives departed...
Die Broke
TPTB that be have put out the call for content. Here is a...
IFLA: The “Are You Sure?” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS0uS8Tfyt4 Huh. Things are not supposed to...
Sunday Morning Retarded Links
I had a whole story ready to go about a giant (6'7", 380 lb) tard nicknamed...
Keep it Under Our Space Helmets
Poor hapless bastards are in the news again, but enough about the NY Mets....
Saturday Morning Hot Dog Day Links
The biggest day of the year in Glibs Gulch is not Christmas or Thanksgiving or...
Final Friday Afternoon Links of April
Important house keeping announcement, as it currently stands there is no...
Mystery Box
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UV Protection Advised
Every once in a while I get a form of writer's block where I struggle to find an article that I can easily link to a beer I have queued up. This is my review of Jack's Abby Copper Legend Oktoberfest Lager: This is not one of those times*. Today I was given a weirdo on the internet. How weird? Well at first its not that weird. A...
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Dunham – 58B
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Crider Chronicles: Confederacy – Part XXI
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Dunham – 58A
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Dogs in Spaaace pt.9 The adventure of Kiki and Cat
Part 9
Joemala: Episode 194
“It is unfair and very discriminatory!” Cracky said loudly down the...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 65: Flambé
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Joemala: Episode 193
“Isn’t it the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen?” Hunter asked, his...
Joemala: Episode 192
“I am a historic figure. People who meet me start crying,” Karine...
Joemala: Episode 191
“Titties,” Joe said as they led him away, guiding him like gentle...
Joemala: Episode 109
“Everything hurts,” Joe said. He floated in the regeneration tank nude,...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 64: Bindle
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Joemala: A Few Pre-Election Notes
Bring forth the child for sacrifice, to be sniffed and fondled. Is she...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 189
“Desanctimonious is announcing today,” Donald said from his faux-gold...
Joemala Expanded Universe: A Little Ditty About Hills and Dianne
“Heel mee,” Dianne groaned through the working section of her twisted...
Joemala: Episode 107
“The asshole is a universal vagina through which femaleness can always...
Joemala: Episode 107
“I’m important, important for 2024,” Kamala said forlornly. “Thomas...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 63: Law & Order
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Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
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Fine, I’ll use one…Man, get the Flock out.
Sunday Morning Ow My Liver! Links
These guys make some of the best Cabernet Franc and Riesling in the world. My job was to show Pie what we're doing locally for wine. He, being a Commie, brought me eight bottles of top examples of what's being made in Romania ("From each according to his grape, to...
Cocktail Mixes – Part 2
In this part, I’ll make the attempt with one of the carbonated offerings, which adds it’s own difficulties. They did not go with something that adds light carbonation while dissolving (like Nuun tablets do), and instead ask for it to be topped with soda water. This...
Friday Afternoon Links
No joke for the title today, Not for any reason other than I can't come up with something that works and is entertaining. So let's go with some appropriate music, and get to the links. Never forget. The Kallax has long been the choice of board gamers. Performative...
Long Weekend Friday Afternoon Links
Well, it's the kickoff to summer season, with rib cook offs starting up. So, let's get started here, as there's smoked pig to eat. In local news, there's now at least a second place making a spirit out of maple syrup. Classy! Is this large enough to count as a...
Friday the 13th links – Part the second.
Let's get started with some music, and get going with the links. Obligatory....
I Hope He’s Housebroken
For many people my age, this movie was at one point was scary as hell. Now its...
First Friday of December Links
We're well into shopping season, as all of the %random% day events are over (I...
I Can’t Wait Until Fucking Christmas
In 1995 I couldn’t figure out why my parents like this movie. As an adult, I...
First Friday of the Christmas Season.
It has begun. The airwaves have shifted to Christmas music, it's been months...
THANKSGIVING DAY OPEN POST
GREAT, GREAT, GREAT GRANDFATHER JOSIAH SMITH AT FIRST THANKSGIVING. HIM...
Poor Choices All the Way Down
Beer drinkers are simply fat asses that like college football. Its science....
Pre-Feasting Friday Links
I doubt any of you saw me on Amazon Prime last night (if you were willing to...
Onion Wars
Upon further review, Alex Jones is still a dickweed but somehow manages to be...
Penultimate Pre-Thanksgiving Friday Afternoon Links
The weather here has finally started to turn. We've actually had a freeze......
RETVRN to Graceland
In light of recent events, I keep coming across a newfound sense of optimism...
Bye Week Friday Links
This is the bye week for the Browns, so the girlfriend and I will likely hit...
Thursday Afternoon Fill in Links
Nope, not the links you were expecting, but perhaps the ones you need. The...