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Thursday Afternoon Links of Return to Normacly*
I'm currently at my boyfriend's family's farm. This was supposed to be a vacation for me, but WordPress shat all over that. Farm personnel are gearing up for a big cattle event. The cows are receiving hormones, and the bull is getting frequent pep talks. I feel like...
Ex-Pat Exodus to Singapore
Not Singa-rich, but Singapore!
Thursday Morning Links
Good morning one and all to another splendid day!
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 87
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Wednesday Afternoon Verfuken Links
Do not attempt to adjust your computer, we have no freaking idea what is going on.
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 41
“Why did you let me get so drunk on that stuff?” the hair asked, miserable, perched on Donald’s shoulder like a parrot about to vomit. “I didn’t let you do anything,” the hat said. “I’m not your Cracky.” “I miss that guy,” the hair said. “We all miss that guy,” the...
GlibFlick: 4th Year Anniversary
Voyage of the Rock Aliens Well, here we are. Another birthday for me, another...
JAPAN’S BIRTHRATE CONCLUSION
AN ANIME EXPLANATION XXX. (No, not that xxx, we’re barely approaching PG) The...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun 67 THE BANNED EPISODE
This episode was banned by Youtube and removed for spreading conspiracy...
A Few Thoughts on History – and the Writing and Teaching Thereof II
(I provided a background to this series in the first part which you can find...
Trump to Bomb Agrabah
WASHINGTON DC - "After meeting with the Joint Chiefs of Staff and consulting...
IFLA: The “You Made it!” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of August 10
So the days of maximal nonsense are behind us. Tuesday and Wednesday are...
Phoning it In
I is the one weekend out of the year where everyone on the site phones it in...
August Friday Afternoon Links the Second
August continues along, as locally, everyone and their churches is getting...
Stoic Friday CXX
Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Part VI Part VII Part VIII Part IX...
Lion Girl
Uh... heheheh... Lion Girl You all made it through Abruptio, so now we are on...
JAPAN’S BIRTHRATE PART 5
AN ANIME EXPLANATION Finally! We are home free, or are we? XXIV. ...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 66
There was a writers strike and an actors strike at the same time. One of the...
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 27
“BIG BALLS!” Elon sang, Elon sprang. “BIG BALLS!” Donald cried, waving the...
Confessions of a Middle Age Man in Lycra – Freestonin’
On a cold, foggy San Francisco morning 35 riders set off from San Francisco on...
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
See that? Its motherfucking Starlink, bitches. For decades, libertarians and...
A Little Culture – 1
The Royal Palace of Caserta Even though I first saw it in January – may have...
Hey Buddy Stop Doing That! Part 2 5 year Anniversary Directors Cut Edition
EDITOR'S NOTE: I am recovering from vacation, fortunately The Hyperbole has...
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ZARDOZ ADVICE FOR THE CHOSEN ONES
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. IT HAS BEEN SOME TIME SINCE ZARDOZ ADDRESSED YOU. LET US GO OVER THE RULES QUICKLY, THE PENIS IS EVIL, IT SHOOTS SEEDS THAT BRING NEW LIFE, BRUTALS THAT PLAGUE THE EARTH AS IN DAYS OF OLD. THE GUN IS GOOD! IT SHOOTS DEATH, AND CLEANSES THE WORLD OF THE FILTH OF BRUTALS. RIGHT. NOW THAT THE...
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Save the books pt.8 precipice
Part 8.
The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part XXIX
Part 29.
Dunham – 40
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Save the books pt.7 The big ditch
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Joemala: Episode 87
“Do we even want to have a nuclear war?” Vlad asked Joe over the red...
Joemala Extended Universe: The Rise of Fetterlump
“I love you, John,” Lump whispered. “I… know…” John said, unwrapping...
Hat and Hair Animated :Rerun: Ep 5
I don't really feel those 'emotion' things. So I get very confused by people...
Joemala: Episode 86
“I’ve always felt like a Puerto Rican,” Joe mumbled. “Dancing street...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 56: Budget Cuts
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Joemala: Episode 85
“The pandemic is over,” Joe said sadly. “I know, Mr. President,” Karine...
Joemala: Episode 84
“Hello. My name is Joe Biden. I am standing here on land stolen from...
Joemala: Episode 83
“And the war is going well?” Joe asked. “Very well, sir,” Karine said....
Joemala: Episode 82 – Dark Brandon Rises
“Of all the bad ideas you’ve had, this has to be the worst,” Finnegan...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 55: Cream Dreams
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Joemala: Episode 81
Joe roared, grabbed a ficus, and began to hump it vigorously, laughing...
Hat and Hair Animated :Rerun: The REAL Ep 3
After making the first 2 episodes I was starting to see some of the flaws in...
Joemala: Episode 80
Pens. There’s a lot of pens. Ow. My neck. My neck hurts. Why...
Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
Business! Its the American Way!
Wait…no…its the BRITISH way.
African-American Friday Afternoon Links
The leftovers should be packed away, desserts still sitting around, Advent calendars handed out, and Christmas music is in season. Digital geeks have been around for a long time. Well, I know I wait for the GOTY for Bethesda games to wait for the patches. I would say...
Suggestions for a Well-Dressed Orphan VIII
That’s 8 for those that can’t read in Roman
I’m Tired of Circling Back Friday Afternoon Links.
I'm tired, seriously tired of the predictable scripts being run by everyone. When I can predict with 99% accuracy what the news stories will say, what's the point of writing them or reading them? In more positive news, I've decided to add a mini-Glibfit here on...
Trying to stay light Friday afternoon links
In light of the events of the past several days, I'll stick to my usual themes of lighter links. Feel free to discuss them or whatever. It's been a week. For those of you who aren't from here, maybe this will help you understand us freaks here in CLE. Fuck Art Model,...
Big Ass Fans
As I write this, I am not bed ridden, but I am not feeling particularly well....
STEVE SMITH LIVESTREAM
*Buzzzz* *Buzzzz* “Aw hell, not again.” I said. “Wait…this is a Zoom?” HI...
Livin’ in the Lymelight
Inspired by RJ’s article on gaslighting, I’m going to go ahead and throw...
Please Enter Order Confirmation Number
If in our brave new world we will be confined to an within a 15 min walking...
The Cube
As a parent, you come across instances when your kid demonstrates he’s smarter...
I Just Don’t Like Country Music
This one time in the Air Force, I was at a tech school waiting in line to...
The Degradation of Grimace
So, Grimace is problematic in the McDonalds genre. He arrived on scene in...
Let’s Get Drunk and Chew: A Glibtastic Glibcation Proposal
A few weeks ago on a particularly drunken Zoom, we got to talking about group...
Nice Ass, Bro
I like the idea of second chances. Hopefully you all forgive me for this one....
Stanky Jerky
So I was cruising through the deep freeze to see what was in there when...
Sticking it to—Yourself?
You know that old video where Ayn Rand was on Phil Donahue and they’re talking...
Crispy, Seasoned Beef
I’m back, just getting caught back up and realized once Starlink gets through...
What They Can’t Deliver
Because I phoned it in last week, and I won’t be within cell phone reception...