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IFLA: The “Pushing my Limits” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of October 26
When this drops I'll be at Hurricane UT performing the drama-free, well-paid job of Range Master at USPSA Race Gun Nationals (Zone 3). This is stretching me quite a bit in all sorts of ways - flying with guns, restricted gear at majors but most importantly putting...
Sunday Report from the Gulch Links
So many things happening in the Gulch. I got into my first big dispute as a village planning board member (property rights are kind of a novelty here) and inadvertently slipped into my sharp questioning mode. Fortunately, I caught myself before things got too far- I...
Saturday evening Links
Searching for "rain" brought up this buxom lass. I just went with it. Rain and early winter have arrived in Manly Time, just in time for me head to the Gulch and...rain and early winter. Sigh. Links? I use CarPlay and I like it. Seems like a dumb decision, but I don't...
What’s The Symbology Here?
I’m getting tired of defending the Nazis
Saturday Morning Birth of a Meme Links
First one! Back from the hellhole of Baltimore to find that there's a new craze (this year's Hawk Tuah). I know, it's been beat to death, but I can't stop laughing at this latest viral meme. All the drooling morons who haven't gone in hiding in their...
Dunham – 45A
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Fire and Ice
Fire and Ice The one thing I haven't done in four years is show animation. To...
Dogs in Spaaaace!
Dramatis personae: Maximilian Von Dachs, Captain Wednesday Delenda, Comms...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 48
I hate when politics is injected into sports, I also hate all the TOM BWADWEY...
Not So Random Thoughts, Part III
When I come across some interesting tidbit of information that bears thinking...
The Woke Song
CHORUSThey was a woke, woke wokester from Wokistan,Wokistan,Wokistan!They was...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 35
The Imperial Diet met in an imposing building faced in black basalt with...
IFLA: the “New VIDS!” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Feb 9
Finally we got someone at the park that Lily will play with. Unfortunately...
Resistance is Futile
For whatever reason when I began to invest money in the stock market, I often...
First February Friday Afternoon Links
Let's get things kicked off for February. There's the annual visit of the...
Stoic Friday XCIX
Part I Part II Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Shock Waves
All I asked for is one image of an underwater goose-stepping Nazi so I could...
Thursday Morning Links
I can't find anything to talk about on this side of the pond. Can one of you...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 47
To refresh you memories, there was some freak-out that Trumpenhitler's people...
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
I informed my youngest he needs to eat more protein. He tends to eat nothing...
What Are We Reading 2025 February
IT's Here! It Here! The long awaited return of What Are We Reading! RJ I have...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 34
I had expected things to go faster once I'd reached Stirnberg. Instead, it was...
IFLA: The “Dated Pop-Culture Reference” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Feb 2
I was so very, VERY tempted just to repost last week's column and take the...
Mystery Box
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“We Gotta Dooooo Something.”
At first I thought it was Canada descending the fastest into totalitarian madness, but then I saw the UK declared war on pizza. This is my review of Bitburger Dry Hopped Zwyckl: Pizza related arguments aside, British pizza isn’t anything to write home about. Believe me, I’ve had it. It was even made in a restaurant owned by an...
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Dunham – 16
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Space Tomato
Marinara anyone?
The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part IV
Three Two years later: Challis. A light snow was falling as Mike guided his aged Ford into Challis, the large flakes reflecting the lights of the growing town, striking stars where skimmer headlights struck through the tiny falling crystals. Sparkles of light...
Prince of the North Tower – Chapter 40
Prince Kord preferred the book to the blade, but studied both diligently. When what looked like a minor incursion of goblins into his family’s lands turned out to be more serious, he was sent to fetch aid. Frustrated playing messenger, Kord is tempted by the opportunity to leave his obligations behind and study magic. When his uncle and foster father are caught in a trap, Kord needs an army to rescue them – only everyone else is busy fighting their own wars.
Joemala: Episode 26
“Oh my gawd, look at Eliot Page, so hot,” Seresto said. The walls were...
Joemala: Episode 25
“Grandpa, did you eat all your oatmeal?” Finnegan asked. “I’m not...
Joemala: Episode 24
Fauci could hear Joe moaning in the background of the call. “He’s...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 38: Leisure
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Joemala: Episode 23
“We have to get you ready for the Presidential Address to Congress...
Joemala: Episode 22
“Thank you, George Floyd, for sacrificing your life for justice. For...
Joemala: Episode 21
“You guys also got the Johnson and Johnson shot?” Seresto asked....
Too Many Hats
Joemala: Episode 20
Joe looks down and he sees his feet in sandals, not the hairless pale...
Joemala: Episode 19
“You can’t let them send me away, Joe,” Major said. “I am trying to...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 37: Aftermath
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Joemala: Episode 18
“I haven’t MADE THE NEWS in over a week!” Kamala squawked. Her adenoidal voice...
Joemala Episode: 17
“I’m tired of-of-of having this conversation with you, Andrew,” Joe...
Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
Antifa sprays their logos on Ghandi
I am trying hard to not talk about the things everyone else is talking about. Like defacing this statue depicting an unabashed defender of western colonialism.
Making a Hash of It
Hash is a creative and tasty way to use up leftovers.
A Straight Right
POW. Right in the kisser!
Mid-May Friday Afternoon Links.
Shows are good… and stuff!
Penultimate Pre-Thanksgiving Friday Afternoon Links
Wasn’t someone asking about finding exotic meats? Unfortunately the girlfriend and I had taken the Rapid up there, so these did not come home with us.
Random Thoughts
A few random thoughts from the churn: Vaccines. For me, the risk/benefit is...
Doth his appearance bespeak him of a harlot?
Last weekend my wife and I had a rare chance to go out. Being that both of us...
The Beer Fridge
In the before times, the long long ago, I liked beer. I still do, I just don't...
In Brrrrminham they love the Guvnor
While its been discussed in every comment thread here for the past 48 hours,...
UnCivil Marinade (And Brine)
Back in 2016, I bought a home vacuum sealer during my experiment with sous...
Illumination
Coloring for Adults A few months back I was looking for a specific...
The Arizona Autism Convention
You probably noticed I was gone last week, or you were especially moved by my...
Rubbing one out
You all disgust me. I can feel your angry emotions from here. January friggin'...
Too Local: Pizza Party
Too Local: Pizza Party I know many of you here are pizza snobs that wouldn't...
Sucking Dick for Coke
So when I was growing up, I would hang out with my cousins. That shouldn’t be...
Chai Boy
My roommate in college walked in to our apartment with a shit eating grin he...
The Glibbest Year in Review
I got all the primo slots this holiday season. Ha ha! Take that Sugarfree!...
Batter based hot beverages
Well, it’s been a while since I’ve graced the unruly lot of you with some...





