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The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 94
Epstein didn’t kill himself…as long as that means Donald is a pedo and can be impeached!
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Don’t You Know I’m Loco?
So how is SugarFree's life going right now? The pic sums it up pretty well. Who is Aaron Rose Philip, the first African-American transgender model with cerebral palsy to attend the 2026 Met Gala? Aaron Rose Philip made history at the 2026 Met Gala, becoming the first...
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 48
“I love being hated,” the hat said. “The retarded parts of the country hate me. They should. I’d kill them all if I could.” “They hate Donald too,” the hair said sleepily. “It’s good to be hated by bad people,” the hat said. “I want to bathe in their agony and...
Wednesday Morning Links
Good morning one and all to another sensational day!
The New Worktruck: Part II
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¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
¡Cinco de Drinko!
Thursday Morning Substitute Links
Sloopy and Banjos are off auctioning things. As far as I know, not the name of...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun 68
Scientists unveil pair of 'mummified alien' corpses to Mexico Congress Just to...
Random Thoughts IX – Catholic School Edition
Well, this is only partially random, but I'm sort of stuck with that...
Professional Shotguns and Lasers (And you?)
I never had a fantasy career as a kid. No dreams of being a ballplayer, an...
The Ancestor Question
This article is all about the infamous “Muddle in the Middle” of the human...
IFLA: The “Bad Habit” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of August 17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sPAtLgnsbE Everything good about The Doors,...
What Your Talking About is Called, “a Coup”
Quoted from the quotable(?) Gen. Mark Milley. They really need to set up...
Mid-August Friday Afternoon links.
Fest season is here and busy. Over the next several weekends (in no particular...
Stoic Friday CXXI
Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Part VI Part VII Part VIII Part IX Part...
GlibFlick: 4th Year Anniversary
Voyage of the Rock Aliens Well, here we are. Another birthday for me, another...
JAPAN’S BIRTHRATE CONCLUSION
AN ANIME EXPLANATION XXX. (No, not that xxx, we’re barely approaching PG) The...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun 67 THE BANNED EPISODE
This episode was banned by Youtube and removed for spreading conspiracy...
A Few Thoughts on History – and the Writing and Teaching Thereof II
(I provided a background to this series in the first part which you can find...
Trump to Bomb Agrabah
WASHINGTON DC - "After meeting with the Joint Chiefs of Staff and consulting...
IFLA: The “You Made it!” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of August 10
So the days of maximal nonsense are behind us. Tuesday and Wednesday are...
Phoning it In
I is the one weekend out of the year where everyone on the site phones it in...
August Friday Afternoon Links the Second
August continues along, as locally, everyone and their churches is getting...
Mystery Box
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Sunday Morning I’m Gonna Kill Someone Links
So much fun being on our village Planning Board. To put it into context, they basically act as an HOA for the village, and like most HOAs, they're populated by old biddies with deep busybody instincts. I am the youngest person on the board. Anyway, we had our monthly meeting this week to review TWO permit applications and discuss...
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Dunham – 39
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Dunham – 38
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Many Worlds of Quantum Mechanics
In every possible outcome of a quantum measurement, he’s still a good boy.
The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part XXVII
Part 27.
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 39: You’re Fired
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Joemala: Episode 26
“Oh my gawd, look at Eliot Page, so hot,” Seresto said. The walls were...
Joemala: Episode 25
“Grandpa, did you eat all your oatmeal?” Finnegan asked. “I’m not...
Joemala: Episode 24
Fauci could hear Joe moaning in the background of the call. “He’s...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 38: Leisure
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Joemala: Episode 23
“We have to get you ready for the Presidential Address to Congress...
Joemala: Episode 22
“Thank you, George Floyd, for sacrificing your life for justice. For...
Joemala: Episode 21
“You guys also got the Johnson and Johnson shot?” Seresto asked....
Too Many Hats
Joemala: Episode 20
Joe looks down and he sees his feet in sandals, not the hairless pale...
Joemala: Episode 19
“You can’t let them send me away, Joe,” Major said. “I am trying to...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 37: Aftermath
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Joemala: Episode 18
“I haven’t MADE THE NEWS in over a week!” Kamala squawked. Her adenoidal voice...
Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
The Original American Spirit – Applejack
If you ask most people what the quintessential American spirit is, they’ll default to bourbon (or whiskey in general). I disagree, and the history backs me up. The first licensed distillery in the US, which happens to still be in operation and family owned, was...
Sunday Morning Chores and Politics Links
With the sudden onset of tolerable weather (it's going to be up to 23° in Went To The Moon units), I will be outside finishing up my fence extensions for a better confinement of a dog who identifies as an antelope. Then down to the café to meet, greet, shake hands,...
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Friday Tax Day Reminder.
This is the last Friday before you the money gets taken out to feed the beast (I'm getting hit with an ~$10 underpayment penalty... dicks). I'll say that I don't mind Deep Eddy (for gins being marketed as vodka). Their Ruby Red Grapefruit is amazing... as long as you...
Last Friday Before Christmas Afternoon Links
Well, here it is. Time to start wrapping gifts, and making sure everyone is covered. With that, let's get into the links. This has no relation to the Browns stadium that the city was fighting to keep. "It's not a strategy, it's a lifestyle." IT: Welcome to Derry went...
Camping with R.J.
So, you are fat, old, and on the run from the apocalypse. Or maybe you are...
…But Did You Know I was an Astronaut?
The AZ senate race is getting serious. This is my review of Two Brothers Quad...
Ronald McDonald After Dark
Sometimes the impetus behind my weekly piece just falls right into my lap....
A Telefon Call
Previously on Glibertarians.com “Guten tag, zhe deposit box owner informed us...
You Will LOVE the Twerking Hulk
I tried watching a few of these shows everyone hates and well… This is my...
The World’s Greatest Living Human?
A world figure passed recently and it seems surprising how few paid any...
Another Joke that Fell Flat
I did this last year, so I get to do it again on account of terrible news....
Eating Spotted Owls
I had a lot going on at work so I didn’t have a ton of time to peruse the...
How to Store All Your Eggs in One Basket
Several months ago, somebody here posted a suggestion to purchase a particular...
Nobody Likes You Because Your Dangerous
Perusing my photos a few weeks ago I realized something: I drink a lot of...
COSC Certified Hedging: Rewind
Yeah fine I might be phoning it in. I went on a short trip with my family,...
Glib Glub
Hipsters. It's gotten to where I look up any quick recipe for a drink and I...
Cringe Rap Ads
I thought I was going to have another tough week to find something silly. Then...