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First Friday Afternoon Links of August
The end of summer is upon us, the time when I need to start wondering if schools are back in session due to the number of signs that forbid things "When School In Session". But enough about the difficulties of life, let's get to the links. In local news, I have a...
Stoic Friday CLXIV
Should daughters receive the same training as sons? Part I
Friday Morning Links
Good morning one and all to another amazing day!
Ulysses
The book would have been a lot shorter if Ulysses stayed with Circe…
Thursday Afternoon Links
Happy Thursday!
Cocktail of the Month – August 2026
Summer is wrapping up, schools are starting back up, but let’s not say goodbye to summer yet. I’ve realized I’ve been going gin heavy with the cocktails of the month, which some people may not enjoy as much as I do, so we’ll pivot to a drink made with cachaça (a...
IFLA: The “Tora! Tora! Tora!” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of December 7
It lives in infamy. Wednesday is bad for People In Charge, or alternately a...
You Can’t be Santa if You’re Having a Nervous Breakdown
God help me, this is a Disney movie. This is my review of Dark Sky Brewing...
Second Friday of December Afternoon Links
The Christmas season is coming hard, as temperatures drop as fast as approval...
Stoic Friday CXXXIV
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Song of the South
Song of the South: Restored Version Choose the file below if you have...
Where’s Walgo?
Yorman returning an empty tote to its cart. Very busy dispense queue along the...
The Hat and the Hair Animated: Rerun ep 79
Every administration for the last 100 years has crept ever closer to Fascism....
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – love me, hold me
Drunk raccoon found passed out on liquor store floor after breaking in Staff...
Confessions of a Middle Age Man in Lycra – Random Thoughts and Observations from a Long Ride
Since my recent Dillon Beach 200K Randoneuring ride covered many of the roads...
The Adventures of a Man Driving a Truck with 370,000 Miles Part VIII
BALL JOINTS I had new tires put on the No Good White Trash Ho and the shop...
Monday Afternoon Links
I am referring all calls to my colleague, MR. SMITH. Nothing like coming off a...
Judge Part 5 – Uptown
More than anything, I was astounded that my hands did not shake. I was sober....
IFLA: The “Getting Back to Normal” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of November 30
I hope that everyone's holiday plans and precautions kept MERCURY RETROGRADE...
I’m in the Dark, Here!
Remember that thing we’ve been doing the past few years where we review a...
African-American Friday Afternoon Links
The leftovers should be packed away, desserts still sitting around, Advent...
Stoic Friday CXXXIII
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Thanksgiving: Kentucky Fried Movie
Close but no cigar! Amazon Women on the Moon is behind a paywall. So you all...
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Space Truckers
Space Truckers Sometimes it is hard to decide what to post. At a time like that, I dig down deep in the bag of suggestions, and come up with something. This time, I came up with one of CPRM's suggestions from last year: Space Truckers. We have a relatively all-star cast with Dennis Hopper, Debi Mazar, Stephen Dorff, and even...
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Judge Part 3 – Wannabe Wives of Wilcox
Wherein Jasper Browne tries to solve the murder of the last man to hold his job.
Dunham – 45B
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Width of a Circle
She laid the osculum infame on him and his will drained away -- a tender kiss, nothing more, and he was lost. Her tail lashed him, cut him as they fucked, his soul forfeit. Without God all things are possible and all things permitted, she whispered. He went to her...
The Crider Chronicles: Confederacy – Part V
Four High Earth Orbit An enormous disk of a ship coasted slowly towards high Earth orbit. A slight glow of a Gellar drive under one-quarter power slowly edged the enormous disk into the parking orbit recently vacated by the passenger liner Star of Carolina, just...
I can’t drawer
'Draw me like one of your Tulpas' she says. But I can't draw, I just do...
Joemala: Episode 38
“Every time God closes a window, Window God opens a window,” Joe said...
Joemala: Episode 37
“They made me leave, Mama,” Andy said, sniffling, ”Those mean bitches...
Joemala: Episode 36
“We’re you invited?” Kamala asked Joe, her nasal whine soaring to...
Joemala: Episode 35
“My boy, my beautiful boy,” Joe said, mashed bananas dribbling from his...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 42: Gay Frogs
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Joemala: Episode 34
Down, down, down, deeper and down, into the maelstrom where only Kamala...
Joemala: Episode 33
“I will fight inflation.” “There is no inflation.” “I will not fight...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 41: MVP
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Joemala: Episode 32
“Of course JFK Jr. is alive,” Joe mumbled. “What’s that, Grandpa?”...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 40: Crypto
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Joemala: Episode 31
The first thing Jen sees when she opens her eyes is Finnegan, the...
Joemala: Episode 30
Hunter comes running into the studio wearing a casual suit, a little...
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Taking Vitamin T
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Saturday Morning Wino Links
With our wine license in hand and a deep stock of delicious bottles behind the bar, we're ready for old ladies getting sloshed and starting bar fights. My list has stereotypical female pleasers like Prosecco and pink Champagne. Prime remains a steadfast dry red wine...
Post-Taxpocalypse Friday Afternoon Links
Mid way through April, and I still can't put the winter coats away. We're expecting 30s on Hopfest (4/20). But, let's get to the links... I know my purchases tend towards older, indies, and discounts. America, the country where the poor are rich enough to be targeted...
Chocolate Snobbery der Dritte
Tine to make some chocolate.
Selected by Nature for Extinction
This isn’t because someone built a highway through their habitat.
GlibFit – Fast, Cheap, Easy, and Healthy Meals
I think the Glibertariat’s weekly engagement with fitness has shown? resulted...
Cuddling a Hooker
The year was 2008. I walked into the chow hall at Talil AB. Grabbed my food,...
Rationed Shark Meat
Remember when playing moral equivalency games with World War 2 was an open...
Ohio Doesn’t Exist
A lot went down in the past week or so promoting everyone to panic and engage...
Resistance is Futile
Every once in a while it all comes together. This is my review of Arizona...
Simping for Schwarzenegger
Everywhere we look, signs of impending doom cross our paths… This is my review...
This Has Nothing to do with Pam Anderson
Hiring standards are often dumb, as they are far too often arbitrary. Far too...
Changes
Changes I am now officially retired. A few observations: I had thought our...
Glib Glub: Onion Wine
In this article I continue to copy the work of M.A. Jagendorf, who wrote "Folk...
My Favorite: Peanut Butter and Crack, eh?
It occurred to me I had admin access and was allowed to add a new category....
DIY: Building a Cigar Lounge Pt 1
I've discussed some of my vices here on occasion. I won't reiterate them all,...
Zoomers Discover Gordon Gekko
In a one on one with my supervisor a few months back, I asked him directly if...
A Crack in the Casting
These people cannot be satiated. I suppose we knew this, but this is a bit...