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Monday Morning Links
Rolling in to deliver…the links!
Unwatched S02 E12 – Unstoppable
Wherein UnCivil reviews content he’s owned but ignored. Episode 33
IFLA: The “Good Coverage” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95U1Wm5exP0 Would be better if it were actually Bluegrass. Lyrically, the song just works in the genre. Ozzy in general makes for excellent covers or the basis for other artistic works (for you that remember that interpretive dance...
Sunday Morning Hang ‘Em High Links
Italians have a long tradition of this. The goyim have their little holiday today, something about rabbits being oviparous. There's also chocolate and caves somehow involved, I dunno, it's pretty mysterious to (((me))). All I know is that I didn't get Saturday night...
Saturday evening Links
Yeah, grim times in the Spud household. Somehow, I got a stress fracture in my left foot......walking. I mean yeah, I was power walking at the start of a workout, but still. It's friggin' retarded. Speaking of retarded, how about some Links? It's high time for Europe...
Firing Murdock
Please, can’t we just drive to Guam?
Godzilla vs. Destoroyah
Godzilla vs. Destoroyah It just would not be Halloween without some kind of...
Book Review: The Cocktail Codex
I believe I’ve made my position on cookbooks known here in the past, but in...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun 73
Javier Milei, need I say more? Well, I will. Javier, as I call him, made...
It’s a Cruel, Cruel Web
Get off my lawn! This is going to be one of those articles where I rant about...
Another Fair Shake
I have made no secret of growing up poor, so it was a big deal when the house...
Judge Part 1 – Unfortunate Intersection
EDITOR'S NOTE: This is a new series, it will alternate with the Unwatched...
IFLA: The “Graybeard” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of October 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAHig2tFeLw Graybeard, immaculately dressed,...
Happy Diwali
*buzz buzz*. My phone rattled off the nightstand. “Scam Likely”. I set it down...
Cheerio! Time Zone Confusions Afternoon(?) Links
After spending more than 30+ hours awake and most of it being in airport...
Stoic Friday Open Post of Pain
Sorry folks, I am traveling this week and I have a BUMPING headache. Flying...
Winston’s Mom does the Links
Its funny, it used to be you just had to shake it. Now all these broads have...
Teenage Exorcist
Eddie Deezen gets billing over Michael Berryman, even though Berryman is on...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun 72
I really don't get how when Ron DeSantis was in the race for the Republican...
A Visit to the DFW Cryptid Museum
The Dark Hour Haunted House has opened up for the season! This is one of my...
To Get a Haircut or Take a Haircut?
I must say that I've gotten many haircuts but don't recall having taken a...
Save the books pt. 10
Z Then the door opened. There was an actual green lit pathway directing us...
IFLA: The “Finally, Something!” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of September 28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSO0QzDCTvI We actually have TWO things...
Mystery Box
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Animating with AI
I read an article about how Bollwood is using AI to make movies now, because their unions aren't as strong or some such and AI is gonna terk der jerbs. It wasn't revealed until the end of the article that what they are actually doing using motion capture, the same thing Hollywood does for CGI characters. Some guy is running...
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The Crider Chronicles: Confederacy – Part III
Part 3.
Dunham – 43
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Save the books pt.11 decision
Part the eleventh.
The Crider Chronicles: Confederacy – Part II
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Joemala: Episode 92
“He asked Milo if he wanted to have sex with him,” Hunter said as he...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 58: Lone Wanderer
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Joemala: Episode 91
“You need to branch out, Nicky,” Hunter said through the haze of smoke....
Joemala: Episode 90
“This turkey is delicious,” Joe said. A half-chewed hunk of overcooked...
Joemala Universe Story of the Week
The opening bars of a classic Motown tune, overlayed with polite applause and...
Joemala: Episode 89: The State of Play
“Midterms are coming up,” Joe said as he played in the bath. “Midterms...
Joemala: Episode 88
“WHERE’S NANCY!” Joe screamed. He slammed his hammer down on the...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 57: Nevermore
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Joemala: Episode 87
“Do we even want to have a nuclear war?” Vlad asked Joe over the red...
Joemala Extended Universe: The Rise of Fetterlump
“I love you, John,” Lump whispered. “I… know…” John said, unwrapping...
Hat and Hair Animated :Rerun: Ep 5
I don't really feel those 'emotion' things. So I get very confused by people...
Joemala: Episode 86
“I’ve always felt like a Puerto Rican,” Joe mumbled. “Dancing street...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 56: Budget Cuts
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Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
Final February Friday ‘Fternoon Finks
The perfect month comes to a close. With that, we get ready to move into March. Going after loot boxes seems a much better complaint than bitching about their cut. The important thing from the Epstein Files: what were they drinking? Pretty sure there's more than one...
Final January Friday Afternoon Links – Still Frigid
Yeah, it's still cold here. We're supposed to reach 20 on Monday. So what can we do to cool the planet? Yeah... I'll probably watch it. Oh, you're a parent group? Fuck off. I doubt anyone is surprised by this. Weaponized! The decisive rhetoric is coming from inside...
Post Christmas Friday Afternoon links
Unlike most years, we've now got two weeks of garbage time at work with these Fridays that are just interrupting a 4 day weekend. It was good to see my family again, the nephews are getting older, and the talk of college has begun. I just support him making his...
Germans Aren’t All Smiles and Sunshine
Oooooooooh the Germans!
Hunting Former Yugos
Why learn all the new countries names?
Playing with numbers — Ordinary Beer in 1615 England
The following brewing process was first published by Gervase Markham in The...
Saturday Beer Hall Putsch
Mexican was busy dodging El Immigracion this week, so asked us to take over...
Just A Nice Old Man With Whiskers
This will likely be the last of the holiday movies this year, unless someone...
I Triple Dog Dare You.
In order for me to properly review this Xmas movie, I afraid I need to warn...
There’s No Singing in the North Pole
It was inevitable we would come to this particular Xmas movie. Well…lets make...
UnCivil Makes Sausages
Don't worry, I won't show you how the legislation gets made. While driving,...
Your not Gonna Shit Right for a Week
Week two the first time I went through some old movies reviewed a “new...
Thanksgiving Recipe Time Machine: 2017 Edition
Various contributors came together to make this submission happen back on our...
The Third Rule of Fight Club
Don’t worry I will provide you with a link so you may review the rules at your...
When Your Best Friend Wants to be a Girl
Since I have kids, I see this guy way too often. So sorry, not sorry. This is...
RJ Drinks the Bone Marrow
I met up with Trashy and others a little while ago, and the bar we were...
Why Ask Why?
There comes a time when one must defend the indefensible. This is my review of...
Thank you for taking Johnny Cab
Thank you for calling RoboTaxi. Para español, marque nueve. If your RoboTaxi...





