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Saturday Morning Moonshot Links
I admit to being a space enthusiast, despite wishing that NASA be eliminated from the FedGov. And I am very much opposed to manned space flight (machines are FAR better at that), especially things like manned interplanetary exploration. It is an enormous waste of...
Dunham – 62B
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
First Friday of April Afternoon Links
While it's the home opener for the Guardians Indians today, the girlfriend is both upset and happy. Upset because there's no Bananaball for her to watch this weekend, happy because her name got pulled in the ticket lottery, so it appears we're going to a game in...
Stoic Friday CXLIX
To those who hastily assume the guise of the philosophers Part IV
Friday Morning Links
Good morning one and all to another splendid day!
Space Master X-7
Tonight! Spacemaster X-7!
Saturday Evening (open) Post
We heard your complaints. Now we’re delivering. This post is open, now so your...
Colonization is an Empty Metaphor
Once again, if there is hope in the future of Earth it lies only in leaving...
Final September Friday Afternoon Links
Well, outside of an absolute shite week at work, the Indians are working on...
Stoic Friday CXXVI
Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Part VI Part VII Part VIII Part IX Part...
Fortress
This movie suffers from "crappy posteritis." So I am posting a still. Even the...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Ep 92 – Everyone’s a Captain Kirk
https://youtu.be/lAsjKaErudo Patreon Shill Cafepress Shill Redbubble Shill...
Life After Sled Hockey?
One of Mrs. TOK's current passions is Spartan races. These are outdoor...
Technical Difficulties Open Post
Appears there were some technical difficulties this morning, we blame...
IFLA: The “Well is Dry” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of September 21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEgYxDehs7k You want to know what the skies...
…But I Did Not Speak Out
First they came for the stodgy comedians... …but I did not speak out because...
Retro Gaming Friday Afternoon Links
This weekend will hopefully go well, as I'll be spending most of it at the...
Stoic Friday CXXV
Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Part VI Part VII Part VIII Part IX Part...
Bruce Double Feature
This has nothing to do with tonight's movies, I just find it hilarious and I...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 71
I don't know about you all, but my dreams are weird and transition from one to...
Must Consume Content
Content to be consumed is low. You must consume content. Content must be...
What is the official Glibertarian position on individualism?
I will start by saying I do no plan to fully answer this question, just give...
Late Links
Sorry. Disaster in New Zealand Barn-burner in Oz Eighties music Knock...
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A Visit to Sherwood Forest
At the end of March I visited my first Renaissance Faire, the Sherwood Forest Faire in McDade, TX. Not counting things like He-Man as a child, I’d been a swords & sorcery fan ever since my father gave me a copy of Piers Anthony’s Crewel Lye: A Caustic Yarn when I was 12 or 13. I’ve also been an off-and-on D&D...
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Judge Part 1 – Unfortunate Intersection
Wherein Jasper Browne tries to solve the murder of the last man to hold his job.
Dunham – 42
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Save the books pt. 10
Z Then the door opened. There was an actual green lit pathway directing us straight towards it.We decided to send the heads of our strongest groups, I was to lead them, yay. We walked calmly as we could not know if we were friends or meat, they chose the...
The Crider Chronicles: Confederacy – Part I
Part 1 of a new story.
Joemala: Episode 85
“The pandemic is over,” Joe said sadly. “I know, Mr. President,” Karine...
Joemala: Episode 84
“Hello. My name is Joe Biden. I am standing here on land stolen from...
Joemala: Episode 83
“And the war is going well?” Joe asked. “Very well, sir,” Karine said....
Joemala: Episode 82 – Dark Brandon Rises
“Of all the bad ideas you’ve had, this has to be the worst,” Finnegan...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 55: Cream Dreams
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Joemala: Episode 81
Joe roared, grabbed a ficus, and began to hump it vigorously, laughing...
Hat and Hair Animated :Rerun: The REAL Ep 3
After making the first 2 episodes I was starting to see some of the flaws in...
Joemala: Episode 80
Pens. There’s a lot of pens. Ow. My neck. My neck hurts. Why...
Joemala: Episode 79
“They just barged right in,” the hat said. “It was really scary.” “I...
Hat and Hair Animated :Rerun: Ep 3
In previous posts I mentioned that Daffy Duck was one of my inspirations for...
Joemala: Episode 78
“I did it!” Joe hollered from the bathroom. “I got that bastard!”...
Hat and Hair Animated :Rerun: Ep 2
The site needs content, so content I will provide, lazily. When I mention old...
Joemala: Episode 77
“I feel fine; stop hovering,” Joe said, swatting away Finnegan as she...
Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
Release the Files!
About damn time they did!
Your F***ing Nightmare
Ha Ha Ha
Business! Its the American Way!
Wait…no…its the BRITISH way.
Friday the 13th Afternoon Links (Part Two for 2026)
We're right back to Friday the 13th, for those who celebrate. In (relatively) local news, STEVE SMITH is being reported in Ohio. I'll guess it's a rogue hippy or melonhead. Won't someone please think of the teachers and administrators? This week I learned there was a...
Two Weeks to Thanksgiving Warning
Well, this Sunday is the CLE meeting of the Browns and the Ravens. I was tempted to steal Tonio's dumpster fire images for the links today, but didn't want to confuse and frighten people. Once again, I'll be taking OMWC down into the Dawg Pound to watch the game....
Killer Boots, Man
Every once in a while something stupid becomes part of the conversation and...
Suggestions for the Well Dressed Orphan: Part VI
Its that time of year, where the staff and I discuss suggestions for your...
Which Way Western Man?
I probably mentioned it here once. During the summer Dana White posted on...
Chariots of Fire
Uhhhhhh. Not again. ”Hello.” I answered. I don’t know how this gag still...
“We Gotta Dooooo Something.”
At first I thought it was Canada descending the fastest into totalitarian...
The Truth is Out There
I can explain it. Those alien mummies? I can explain all of this. This is my...
Tracking Orange Futures
I was torn last week between talking about this or something that was more in...
Big Ass Fans
As I write this, I am not bed ridden, but I am not feeling particularly well....
STEVE SMITH LIVESTREAM
*Buzzzz* *Buzzzz* “Aw hell, not again.” I said. “Wait…this is a Zoom?” HI...
Livin’ in the Lymelight
Inspired by RJ’s article on gaslighting, I’m going to go ahead and throw...
Please Enter Order Confirmation Number
If in our brave new world we will be confined to an within a 15 min walking...
The Cube
As a parent, you come across instances when your kid demonstrates he’s smarter...
I Just Don’t Like Country Music
This one time in the Air Force, I was at a tech school waiting in line to...





