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Psycho Goreman
Psycho Goreman I am taking a short break from the audience appreciation series to play Psycho Goreman while it is available. I would prefer to have had this be an October movie but I fear some other service will put it behind a paywall come October 1st. So what is...
Thursday Afternoon Linkages
Happy Thursday, everyone. I am proud to announce that I am still married to my wife after 13 years. We had a very nice anniversary dinner and a night to ourself in a hotel room. Bern's was decent. Excellent wine list, decent food. My wife, who did a summer serving at...
So You Want to Start Your Home Bar.
The top half of the bar shelves. No good way to get a picture of the bottom shelves, there’s a bar in the way. There comes a time in every cocktail drinker’s life when they start dreaming of putting together their home bar. I started in my early 20s, and had a duffle...
Thursday morning Links
Sloopjo are off hawking wares this week. You get the Spudster instead. It's still warm here and the tomatoes are finally coming on. I've got like another two weeks before it cools down. I only have six quarts of sauce so far. And my first batch of fermented Fresno...
Hat and Hair Cartoon Rerun II: Ep 4
I voted for Kanye in 2020, because if my choices of who to vote are all retarded, I'll vote for the most retarded. Also, the debut of USA Hat! https://youtu.be/OKadny28yIM
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – This machine is obsolete
Federal judges targeted nationwide by "pizza doxxings" As federal judges endure a rise in threats, CBS News has learned that some jurists have faced strange, unnerving incidents in which an unknown person orders a pizza to their home address in an apparent attempt to...
MAKE ME SOME PIE!
This started as a single item in a Random Though entry. Given my verbosity, it...
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
I have about 3 hours of meetings in the middle of my ¡enlaces! time, so here’s...
Running out of Rye? Ridiculous!
Welcome to another in my series "Drinking distilled fermented rye: Yes." As...
Judge Part 6 – Whaling Hare
Dead fish, human excrement, and cheap alcohol were the chief aromas of the...
IFLA: The “Two Chances Left” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of December 14
The week's will be modern versions, saving the classics for the last Sunday....
Why? Because I Have a Gun
I got a screwy one for ya. This is my review of Pipeworks Cherry Lime Rye: The...
Yet Another Friday Afternoon Links Post
Here we are, less than two weeks until Christmas. At least here, it's been...
Stoic Friday CXXXV
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
The Hat and the Hair Animated: Rerun ep 80
I don't know if anyone caught it the first time around, the MAGA hat that...
The Building of a LazyPutrid – Part I
Or Susan, if you prefer. It will be Round. And in the House. Hopefully not...
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
Maybe I was a bit hasty. I did not take my son to a recruiter against his...
I Thought I was Buying a Car, Not Joining a Cult! Part III
When I left off, my Saab 9-3 was dead. She had been a really reliable car for...
IFLA: The “Tora! Tora! Tora!” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of December 7
It lives in infamy. Wednesday is bad for People In Charge, or alternately a...
You Can’t be Santa if You’re Having a Nervous Breakdown
God help me, this is a Disney movie. This is my review of Dark Sky Brewing...
Second Friday of December Afternoon Links
The Christmas season is coming hard, as temperatures drop as fast as approval...
Stoic Friday CXXXIV
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Song of the South
Song of the South: Restored Version Choose the file below if you have...
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Suggestions for a Well-Dressed Orphan IX
In one of our longest running traditions, its the time of year libertarians ask themselves how they might dress up for Halloween and still make a statement. Up first: Prison Bitch What will you need? A blouse, capri cut pants and a pair of Gucci loafers. I told both my sons if I find them unironically dressed up like Lisa Loeb, I...
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The Crider Chronicles: Confederacy – Part V
Four High Earth Orbit An enormous disk of a ship coasted slowly towards high Earth orbit. A slight glow of a Gellar drive under one-quarter power slowly edged the enormous disk into the parking orbit recently vacated by the passenger liner Star of Carolina, just...
Dunham – 45A
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Crider Chronicles: Confederacy – Part IV
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Judge Part 2 – Star of Azanjin
Wherein Jasper Browne tries to solve the murder of the last man to hold his job.
The Hat and The Hair Expanded Universe: Kamala’s transition office
Astra looked over Kamala’s schedule for the day and sighed. The three sports...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 178
“Look what they did to my boy,” Donald wailed. “Look what they did to my...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 177
“You should be packing, Donald,” the hair said, flipped over on his...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 34: Dominion
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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 176
“It’s starting,” the hat said grimly. “What’s starting?” the hair asked. He...
Artist’s Rendering
I came across this fellow on the internet, an artist of some sort. I don’t...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Joe and Kamala
“I gots the COVIDs,” Joe said, sweating under a pile of blankets, in...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 175
“I will never concede,” Donald said from under his desk. “I will never...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 174
“I knew they would steal it from me,” Donald fumed. “I knew it.” “They...
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Alone now in the wilds of suburban Connecticut, you ditch your weapons and...
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You bring the fire axe down on the padlock of the rolling door as hard as you...
Choose Your Own Adventure: The Terrible Secret of the Mail-In Ballots
WARNING!!!! Do not read this book straight through from beginning to...
Page 90
As you walk down the left tunnel, the voice comes one more time, faint and...
Food & Drink
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Blame Canada Friday Afternoon Links
The smoke from Canada has arrived, and the air has been hazy and malodorous for several days now. The heat and humidity aren't helping with that, but having AC makes it tolerable. Of course, local news is running stories such as "Is it safe to run my AC when air...
Pre-Father’s Day Friday Afternoon Links
We're back with another Friday, so let's get you going with some links. It's the end of an era. [obligatory] I blame the HOA. *blink* *blink* You Sure About That? You SURE About That? You Sure About That? YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? Since I'm not from Texas, absolutely...
Long Weekend Friday Afternoon Links
Well, it's the kickoff to summer season, with rib cook offs starting up. So, let's get started here, as there's smoked pig to eat. In local news, there's now at least a second place making a spirit out of maple syrup. Classy! Is this large enough to count as a...
Starving Kids in Africa
This is why I will never own an FAL. I can’t pull off those shorts.
Sunday Morning Last Chance To Drink Links
Well, the State of New York finally disgorged a temporary permit for us to sell the Demon rum in lower alcohol forms. So beer and wine incoming. It also means that my small amount of remaining free time is now accounted for, so my personal drinking will soon slow to...
You Will LOVE the Twerking Hulk
I tried watching a few of these shows everyone hates and well… This is my...
The World’s Greatest Living Human?
A world figure passed recently and it seems surprising how few paid any...
Another Joke that Fell Flat
I did this last year, so I get to do it again on account of terrible news....
Eating Spotted Owls
I had a lot going on at work so I didn’t have a ton of time to peruse the...
How to Store All Your Eggs in One Basket
Several months ago, somebody here posted a suggestion to purchase a particular...
Nobody Likes You Because Your Dangerous
Perusing my photos a few weeks ago I realized something: I drink a lot of...
COSC Certified Hedging: Rewind
Yeah fine I might be phoning it in. I went on a short trip with my family,...
Glib Glub
Hipsters. It's gotten to where I look up any quick recipe for a drink and I...
Cringe Rap Ads
I thought I was going to have another tough week to find something silly. Then...
Choking on a Phone Chord
Huh. A search for this image brought me this link to a Florida Man who...
The Best Thing Since Chuck Norris
By special request…*cough* Yusef *cought* This is my review of Natural Light:...
Salty, Salty Tears
We were promised a whole lot of winning, and this week there’s plenty of it....
What’s your recipe?
Back when I lived in New Orleans[2] my friends and I would periodically go...