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The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 44
“You send me ova there and ah’ll take care of him for ya,” Lindsey drawled. The Oval Office was warm, uncomfortably close, and the man’s lilac scent was a cloying miasma. Donald nodded, resting his head on his hands, squinting at the Senator. He had no idea of what...
Wednesday Morning Links
Good morning one and all to another glorious day!
Vermont Vignettes II
A story previously untold.
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
I will not be outdone by the Irish.
Best Friends, &cet
Skritches, plz.
St Patricks Day Tuesday Morning Links
Have a pint and enjoy…the links!
This week’s Signs of the Apocalypse
Its been a while since I went over the signs of impending doom… This is my...
Saturday morning fill in links.
The Old Man is otherwise occupied, so you're stuck with me this morning. I...
Mid-May Friday Afternoon Links.
Another week, another concert. Psychostick was a fun time, and they even had...
Stoic Friday CXI
Last Week Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman...
Shakes the Clown
"The Citizen Kane of alcoholic clown movies" - Betsy Sherman, The Boston Globe...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 57
This episode has already been rerun several times as the Halloween Special,...
The Great Debate – Ketchup packets
This is a subject near and dear to my heart. Fast food fries, most...
Old Vietnamese Man
Walking to the donut place for coffee and a bite, Old Vietnamese guy chain...
Monday Afternoon Links? of Brett?
I don't remember how long I did the afternoon links weekdays when this site...
IFLA: The “Moon” edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWnSnJWfcPs Kind of a mixed bag this week, but...
Drawing El Borracho
I was ten and it was the week between Xmas and New Years. My aunt and...
Don’t Forget Mother’s Day Friday Afternoon Links
FCBD was a success, although the younger nephew slept in and didn't come...
Stoic Friday CX
Part I Part II Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a...
Night of the Big Heat
Now THAT's a nice movie poster. Night of the Big Heat Tonight we get a film...
Remembering John Lee Pratt – An FDR Dollar-a-Year Man
Recently we were having a family discussion about Chatham Manor in...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 56
I like comedy that points out tropes, crutches used in entertainment. I am...
Emergency Open Post
We’re sorry, Sugarfree can’t come to the phone right now. Please leave your...
Mystery Box
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Confessions of a Middle Age Man in Lycra – Everyone Loves Raymond
Raymond is a small town in the Sierra foothills near the southern entrance to Yosemite as the crow flies. In the late 1800s it was the terminus of the San Joaquin Valley and Yosemite Railroad where passengers would transfer from trains to stagecoaches to complete their journey. The railroad is long gone, and the town...
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The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part XVI
Part 16.
Dunham – 27
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Save the Books
At first it was Save the Books, until we needed kindling and then fire itself. No fuel, no engines, the running gear was too heavy to be useful as a wagon, and bicycles fared worse so travois was used. No drugs, alcohol gone, too many mouths and not enough food, and...
The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part XV
Part 15
Page 44
You walk quickly back down the hallway and slip into the breakroom. To look...
Page 45
“You look good. I always did like myself a skinny white boy,” she says walking...
Page 80
The tunnels are dank and the smell vacillates between putrid and rank. The...
Page 40
The security for the 2nd floor consists of a guard on a stool at the foot of...
Page 15
A very taciturn Secret Service agent drives you to the abandoned Postal...
Page 10
“No?” she screams. “You’re turning me down?!?” “I just, the President is just,...
Page 41
You open the door a crack and peer in. The office is dim, just the mellow...
Page 50
You skulk around the edges of the intern and press pods swarming around each...
Page 5
“I knew we could count on you, Kyle.” The President gets up and begins pacing...
Page 35
A very taciturn Secret Service agent drives you to the Democratic National...
Page 46
“Come back, young man, come back!” Kamala calls after you but you are running,...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 173
“You have to prepare for the debate, Donald,” the hair said. “What...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 33: #HairCareForAll
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Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
Frigid Friday Afternoon Links
The POLAR VORTEX cold weather has moved back in, and we've been blanketed in snow. I have one perfect NFL playoff bracket so far, which has the Broncos, Patriots, Seahawks, and Bears winning this weekend. I'm pretty confident in the Broncos and Seahawks pick at this...
Business! Its the American Way!
Wait…no…its the BRITISH way.
Hunting Former Yugos
Why learn all the new countries names?
First February Friday ‘Fternoon Links
We've made it to February, not just February, but the perfect February! I blame AI LLMs. This does not surprise me. If you use Notepad++, I'd get a new version and make sure to check your hashes. I think Tabasco has a solid case here. Slate choosing the wrong side of...
Return to the USA Friday Afternoon links
I have returned from flying to London to watch the Browns lose in the last several minutes of the game. On the other hand, England was not ready for Clevelanders and Minnesotans to arrive. They ran out of most food, and all but one type of beer by the half. But you...
Your a Cow. MOO.
It would appear they finally copped to what we already knew. We’re reliving...
What Are You Making for Thanksgiving?
Every year, we do a special recipe round-up for (American) Thanksgiving. Just...
Improve your toilet with Mi[Ball]Caucs
This one has been a long time coming so we’ll get right to it. This is my...
Thundercats, HOOOOO
The culture war took an…entertaining turn this week. This is my review of...
New Uniforms
A lot going on these days between people that want to impose their will on...
Suggestions for the Well-Dressed Orphan III
Its that time of year! The time where I will happily greet people and their...
What to do with Sauerkraut
Back in December 2020, I showed you how easy it is to make your own...
Muffin Tops
Okay Seinfeld fans. We’ll talk about an episode of Seinfeld, since society...
Hot Sauce Revisited
Last December I explained how to make a fermented hot sauce. I thought I...
A market in Romania
During the summer and autumn months, I do my vegetable shopping at a farmer's...
Local Shenanigans
A few things locally were occurring that came up recently. No, not just the...
More Stolen Signs
The hardest interview question I ever got was asking how the VA changed its...
Das Schweitzer Oktoberfest … Teil Zwei
My afternoon was filled with meaningless spreadsheets at work. Catching up on...





