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Saturday evening Links from The Gulch
Bar Yep. The missus and I are still in The Gulch. We've been working dinner service for a couple of nights, and I'm ready to go back to being retired. On the plus side, the new bar is now in place and much more user friendly. Links? England continues it's descent into...
Starving Kids in Africa
This is why I will never own an FAL. I can’t pull off those shorts.
Saturday Morning Wedding Bells Links
I'm off shortly to Prime's daughter's wedding. It's a mixed marriage, a Yid marrying the Mackerel-snapper, but it will be a Jewish wedding, albeit (obviously) Reform. My only question remains: at a lesbian Jewish wedding, who breaks the wine glass? I'll be paying...
Dunham – 76
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Final Friday Afternoon Links of July
As July wraps up, and summer starts closing out, Oktoberfest season looms. But enough about what distracts me, let's get to some links to distract you. The first to second transition was smooth, the less said about NWOD, the better, but even I was shocked to see...
Stoic Friday CLXIII
That women too should study philosophy. [1]
IFLA: “The Good and the Bad” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of October 19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9EZGHcu3E8 Surely you didn't expect anything...
Suggestions for a Well-Dressed Orphan VIII
Back by popular demand! Some of us are actually social enough to warrant the...
Two Week Halloween Warning Afternoon Links
That's right, only 14 days left before you can expect some grubby kids...
Stoic Friday CXXVIII
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
House of the Long Shadows
The guy on the far left is John Carradine, who looks nothing like that in the...
A Bible Tale From Japan
One of the things everyone asks about when you get back from visiting Japan is...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun 74
At this time all the talk in the media was about manipulating soundbites out...
Chocolate Snobbery, Part Deux
My wife and I flew to Seattle (strictly speaking, Bellvue) Washington to...
Random Thoughts – XI
Yes, it's, once again, a bunch of random thought triggered by podcasts. Sue...
IFLA: The “Profound” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of October 12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4GjRoAWV5M This week only has one sign, but...
The Easter Bunny or Something
Sometimes when everyone tries to make a controversy out of nothing, I like to...
Return to the USA Friday Afternoon links
I have returned from flying to London to watch the Browns lose in the last...
Stoic Friday CXXVII
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Godzilla vs. Destoroyah
Godzilla vs. Destoroyah It just would not be Halloween without some kind of...
Book Review: The Cocktail Codex
I believe I’ve made my position on cookbooks known here in the past, but in...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun 73
Javier Milei, need I say more? Well, I will. Javier, as I call him, made...
It’s a Cruel, Cruel Web
Get off my lawn! This is going to be one of those articles where I rant about...
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The Crider Chronicles: Confederacy – Part I
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Dunham – 41B
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
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The Crider Chronicles: Forest – Part XXX
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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 175
“I will never concede,” Donald said from under his desk. “I will never...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 174
“I knew they would steal it from me,” Donald fumed. “I knew it.” “They...
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Alone now in the wilds of suburban Connecticut, you ditch your weapons and...
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You bring the fire axe down on the padlock of the rolling door as hard as you...
Choose Your Own Adventure: The Terrible Secret of the Mail-In Ballots
WARNING!!!! Do not read this book straight through from beginning to...
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As you walk down the left tunnel, the voice comes one more time, faint and...
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You use the fire axe to pry off the boards across the door and set them aside....
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You stand and say, as loudly as you can, “HILLARY CLINTON! WHERE ARE YOUR...
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The door to the Presidential Emergency Shelter is plastered with stickers:...
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You stare down the hallway until you see the first person step off the...
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You back away from the door and continue down the hallway. You stop at the...
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“Kyle,” the President says, “Here is my own personal map to the White House,...
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You return to jail to await trial. Your failure to find the ballots results in...
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Long Weekend Friday Afternoon Links
Well, it's the kickoff to summer season, with rib cook offs starting up. So, let's get started here, as there's smoked pig to eat. In local news, there's now at least a second place making a spirit out of maple syrup. Classy! Is this large enough to count as a...
Sunday Morning Retarded Links
I had a whole story ready to go about a giant (6'7", 380 lb) tard nicknamed Smokey that I was tasked with bouncing from the café. Including the artwork, which I won't waste. But I'm not in the mood to tell my tale, given the loss of a woman who was a friend IRL and...
Friday Tax Day Reminder.
This is the last Friday before you the money gets taken out to feed the beast (I'm getting hit with an ~$10 underpayment penalty... dicks). I'll say that I don't mind Deep Eddy (for gins being marketed as vodka). Their Ruby Red Grapefruit is amazing... as long as you...
Bovine Parasites
Fucking parasites
Franchise Wars
There can be only one.
Whiskey Hills
Whiskey Hills disc golf course, an adventure to hell. Recently I had a...
COSC Certified Hedging
I got into this in part as a cure for insomnia, but ultimately I tend to geek...
The Future is Next Thursday
Perhaps it is having to attend multiple graduation ceremonies in the past...
Glib Glub – Making Your Own Dandelion Wine
When my wife's grandmother passed, she had a number of great books on...
Bad Teachers
Sorry but I got a load of this um…human and I had to do it. This is my review...
My May Pantry Challenge
Recently, I’ve been watching lots of gardening videos on YouTube. ...
Rising Food Prices
Inflation continues to push food prices higher and I expect them go up even...
Record Seniority
Alright. I have to hat tip Brett for finding something neither Elon Musk or...
The Truth About Musk
I began scouring the internet to see if anything else worthy of my derision...
Water Wars: The Empire Takes a Bath
Last week was a discussion outlining the problems with the Colorado River...
Water Wars — Abandon Hope
In 1934, Harold Ickes, the US Secretary of the Interior issued a proclamation...
Rule breaking cocktail recipes.
It’s back, time for more runs out into the world of cocktails. Today, I bring...
Nationalized Pastime
For those that may be unaware, MLB opening day is next Thursday, which means...