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Hat and Hair Cartoon Rerun II: Ep 2
The voices hadn't quite gotten there yet, but I think these are the same characters we've followed since, *checks upload date* 2018. Fuck. https://youtu.be/rFDYpeK7Ur4
Wednesday Afternoon Links of Substitution
Sugar Free is otherwise occupied today with affairs both mundane and horrible. I didn't inquire further, and neither should you. Because it's that kind of day. SEE, THEY IMPROVE SAFETY!!1! "Without this technology, we would have never found him.” That's not the best...
Just a Little Gay
"I knew it," said the Hair. "Knew what," asked the Hat. "Hunter Biden is a cocksucker." "Everyone knows that." "I mean an actual, literal knob-gobbling fag. Like Mayor Pete, and Scott Bessent." "I think it's been pretty obvious he doesn't care about where he sticks...
Wednesday Morning Links
Get in here and take a hearty whiff of…the links!
Random Thoughts – XXIII
Item the 1st - Hearts of Iron - This thought randomly appeared when I was playing the linked music and is somewhat related to Item the 2nd. The song is "Hearts of Iron" from Sabaton; if you don't know, Sabaton is a Swedish rock/metal band who's bread and butter is...
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
A note on tipping
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 96
Getting rid of illegal immigrants is what people wanted, but of course Trump...
Wōdnesdæg Morgendæġ Links
Turns out "links" is an old Anglo-Saxon word, so technically this is the old...
Old Man With Candy’s Most Excellent Jew Falafel
Falafel is one of those Middle Eastern dishes that everyone claims, everyone...
(mostly) Open Post
I find this hard to believe, but who the hell knows. Sometimes you do get a...
IFLA: The “Very Suspicious” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of June 7
Why would someone leave a wig and plain black hat on a fencepost, with an...
Bovine Parasites
My favorite thing to make is carne asada. My family likes it, and they ask me...
First Friday of June Afternoon Links
Yep, still me. Sorry guys, you're stuck with my lackluster links yet again....
Stoic Friday CLVII
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
First Friday of June Morning Links
Sloopy is still digesting his full English, so you're stuck with me today. I...
Red Sonja
Red Sonja (2025) Well, Late P Brooks, Ted S and even Pie commented on this...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 95
The re-runs are quickly catching up with the current episodes, this episode is...
Bring in the Doge
THIS TRANSMISSION IS CLASSIFIED. THIS IS A MUCH MORE DIFFICULT OPERATION...
Vermont Vignettes V
When I moved to my small Vermont town in the late 1980’s practically the first...
Random Thoughts – XIX
Item the 1st - In the recent sort of brouhaha about IPCC8.5 - only the...
Monday Morning Links
Can't really see much in the way of sports going on. I saw Djokovic got...
IFLA: The “Angelic” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 31
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTzGMEfbnAw The 1980's were a good decade for...
Sunday Morning I’m Gonna Kill Someone Links
So much fun being on our village Planning Board. To put it into context, they...
Mystery Box
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Get Yourself Clean
25 years ago yesterday, my life was set on a course that would otherwise dictate the direction of my life in ways I still cannot fully comprehend. This is my review of Catalyst Crafted Ales Viotto Saison: …However I refuse to talk about 9/11. So I’m not going to. Lets look at what else is in the news shall we? Dr. Squatch agreed...
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The Crider Chronicles: The Orleans Incident – Part IV
June 2251 The Confederate Star Ship Mountain View, Tarbos high orbit The Mountain View’s hangar bay was truly cavernous, but it wasn’t hard for Lieutenant Commander Andrea Crider to find her personal A-66 attack fighter. Her squadron, VS-66, Hunter Squadron, was...
Dunham – 65
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Crider Chronicles: The Orleans Incident – Part III
March 2251 On the Frontier Light years away, on the Grugell frontier, one of the less publicly known bits of Senator Crider’s funding agenda was at work. The Star Ship Shade Tree was a privately owned vessel, but in spite of its small complement – three officers and...
Dunham – 64B
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 203
“They are just going to keep trying until they kill you, Donald,” the hat...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 30
The lock downs fucked with everyone's sense of reality. At work we were deemed...
Kamala, First of Her Name: Episode 3
“Thanks for inviting me,” Dick said, pushing his way past two twink...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 29
https://youtu.be/zYZkzhQyE80?si=rfiuzc2scRtBSXer
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 202
“I’m tired of laying low,” the hat said. “We should be out there mixing it up,...
The Hat and The -Animated Episode 79: A Bundle of Sticks
https://youtu.be/--1gIO9h30s?si=FB0OM2hD0Tn2Vqz6 Patreon Shill Cafepress Shill...
Kamala, First of Her Name: Episode 2
Kamala jerked Tim’s leash and he stumbled into the room behind her. “This is...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 28
20 something years ago I sent a pitch for Gravity Man to Cartoon Network and...
Joemala: The End
In the forced roar of the crowd, the incessant demands of the APPLAUSE,...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 27
Now we are getting into the Covid times. I know a lot of you have given Trump...
Sugarverse: The Cusp of a New Era
7pm “What do you mean you can’t make it better than that?” Kamala asked with...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rurun ep 26
Everybody Poops or so says a popular book, but sometimes we all get...
Kamala, First of Her Name: Episode 1
“I’m so happy to join the campaign,” Tim said, holding out his hand to shake....
Food & Drink
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Friday Out of Pocket Afternoon Links
I'm out of pocket, but the content mill demands grist. Apologies for any duplicated links. There was a reason they were sent off world. Fuck your "federal service". I assume there's shrinkage. The people who started the barrel aged beer trend continue it. Didn't Trump...
Last Friday of June Afternoon Links
As we move into the end of June, I have learned of an insidious expansion of shrinkflation. Stopped at the liquor store, and chatted with the clerk about the strange spate of good bottles on the clearance section (Ohio does Last Call for discontinued bottles). He let...
Sunday Morning Exhaustion Links
The downside of us changing our business model from a coffee/breakfast café to a dinner/wine bar venue is that my working days are now extended to 12-13 hours. Mostly on my aging feet. Well, that's what the customers seem to want, and twenty bucks is twenty bucks. I'm...
As American as Breakfast Tacos
Lets roll with that one.
Saturday Morning Hot Dog Day Links
The biggest day of the year in Glibs Gulch is not Christmas or Thanksgiving or July 4th. Nope, it's Hot Dog Day, a celebration that has caught on elsewhere. Typically, we piss off the organizers by going our own way on branding, merch, and not paying them a fee for...
Happy Diwali
*buzz buzz*. My phone rattled off the nightstand. “Scam Likely”. I set it down...
Colonization is an Empty Metaphor
Once again, if there is hope in the future of Earth it lies only in leaving...
Final September Friday Afternoon Links
Well, outside of an absolute shite week at work, the Indians are working on...
…But I Did Not Speak Out
First they came for the stodgy comedians... …but I did not speak out because...
Retro Gaming Friday Afternoon Links
This weekend will hopefully go well, as I'll be spending most of it at the...
Je Sui Charlie
I am too often reminded of two basic truths: 1-People are monsters. 2-At least...
Trying to stay light Friday afternoon links
In light of the events of the past several days, I'll stick to my usual themes...
I Finally Made Cherry Bounce!
In July of 2023, I attempted to make cherry bounce. That wasn't very...
Life in the Desert Update
If the caption doesn't come through, that picture up there is Agua Caliente...
Military Housing Projects
Ah yes…I remember my first piss bottle. This is my review of Švyturys Ekstra...
First Football Friday Afternoon Links
It's official, At this point, the Browns are NOT the worst team in the league,...
No Zion Lion
I am not going to talk about dead kids. I am not going to talk about dead...
Long Weekend Friday Afternoon Links
The end of summer is fast approaching, on the plus side, that means football....