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The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun 102
Its the end of the world as I know it, and I feel fine?
Sandy’s Eggs
Ova.
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 50
Thin.
Wednesday Morning Links
Good morning one and all to another amazing day!
Random Thoughts – XXII
What might have been.
History Lesson, &cet
Sometime in the mid-nineteenth century, King Ferdinand II of the Kingdom of...
My favorite war movies, kinda sorta
I love history and war is history in its way, so War! movies have always been...
IFLA: The “Date Week” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of January 18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ2X9SANsME Relevant One of the benefits of...
Troublesome Algorithms
Once again, I am troubled by manmade horrors beyond my comprehension. This is...
Frigid Friday Afternoon Links
The POLAR VORTEX cold weather has moved back in, and we've been blanketed in...
Stoic Friday CXXXIV
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Coffin Joe Double Feature!
At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul And This Night I'll Possess Your Corpse Hey...
What Are We Reading 2026!
Welcome to a new year of sporadic book reports, reviews, and or synopses. As...
The Hat and the Hair Animated: Rerun ep 83
We just ran the 2020 Christmas special, now you get the Orthodox Christmas...
Vermont Vignettes
In my small town I’m an adopted elder Uncle of an extended family with five...
Subscribe Now! 1: Hat’s Off
Since there is a void to fill the all consuming content maw of this site I...
What about Dog? A special edition of dogs in spaaace
Let's talk about Dog for a minute. Honestly, Dog means many things to many...
Monday Afternoon Emergency Post
Verdammte! So much for "like a Swiss train." Q: What do you call a Swiss...
Judge Part 8 – One-Eyed Man
My hunch about a route that bypassed the North Gate was proven correct. It was...
IFLA: The “Lacking Inspiration” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of January 11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilGahIwQEQ0 I have been in a bit of a mental...
People Love Their Dry January
Every once in a while you find something that doesn’t make any sense at all....
I’m Tired of Circling Back Friday Afternoon Links.
I'm tired, seriously tired of the predictable scripts being run by everyone....
Mystery Box
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Unwatched S03 E08 – Godzilla Minus One
Genre - Kaiju Movie Total Runtime - 2 Hours 4 Minutes Spoilers - Yes I actually bought this one shortly before I started this series. As I looked at it on the list a slow realization overcame me. Despite all of the pop culture osmosis about Godzilla, I hadn't actually seen any movie with him in it. I watched the 1998 installment...
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dogs in space pt. 4
Like all good dogs, they chase because, chase?
The Crider Chronicles: Confederacy – Part X
Part 10
Judge Part 5 – Uptown
Wherein Jasper Browne tries to solve the murder of the last man to hold his job.
Dunham – 48
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Joemala: Episode 73
“I always wanted to be a wartime president,” Joe said, standing at the...
Joemala: Episode 72
“You really let us down, Amber,” Kamala purred into the phone. “This...
Joemala: Episode 71
“It’s Pride Month!” Hunter sang as he sprang from behind a flag stand,...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 52: Carve Out
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Joemala: Episode 71
“Be strong, Anoki. No lip-quivering.” “Ma’am, have I failed you in any way,”...
Joemala: Episode 70
“Where are we?” Joe asked Dr. Jill Wife Lady. “Buffalo, New York,” she...
Joemala: Episode 69
Karine’s nostrils flared as she stepped into the Oval Office. This was...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 51: Animal Crackers
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Joemala: Episode 68
Kaylieburrow coughed loudly. And then again when no one looked up from...
Joemala: Episode 67
“So I’m not going to be President?” Kamala asked, her unused ducts...
Joemala: Episode 66
“I’m gonna be President!” Kamala sang as she lumbered around the office...
Joemala: Episode 65
The lights and sounds and press of people hit Joe like a mail truck....
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 50: Lenten Lunacy
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Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
June Friday Afternoon Links
Welcome back to a sea on stability during the swells of summer weather. I've had to turn on the AC at last, but may be able to turn it off over the weekend. But you care not for that, so lets get to the links. Racists in the wild. I'm waiting for Steam to pull out of...
Long Weekend Friday Afternoon Links
Well, it's the kickoff to summer season, with rib cook offs starting up. So, let's get started here, as there's smoked pig to eat. In local news, there's now at least a second place making a spirit out of maple syrup. Classy! Is this large enough to count as a...
Final Friday Afternoon Links of April
Important house keeping announcement, as it currently stands there is no pending articles waiting to be scheduled. If you want to keep having the same snark, comments, and posting schedule, any assistance would be appreciated. April comes to an end, the NFL draft...
Assaulted Guards
“This is not a sport.” – Sloopy
Killing Caesar
This freaking guy!
UnCivil Makes Sausages
Don't worry, I won't show you how the legislation gets made. While driving,...
Your not Gonna Shit Right for a Week
Week two the first time I went through some old movies reviewed a “new...
Thanksgiving Recipe Time Machine: 2017 Edition
Various contributors came together to make this submission happen back on our...
The Third Rule of Fight Club
Don’t worry I will provide you with a link so you may review the rules at your...
When Your Best Friend Wants to be a Girl
Since I have kids, I see this guy way too often. So sorry, not sorry. This is...
RJ Drinks the Bone Marrow
I met up with Trashy and others a little while ago, and the bar we were...
Why Ask Why?
There comes a time when one must defend the indefensible. This is my review of...
Thank you for taking Johnny Cab
Thank you for calling RoboTaxi. Para español, marque nueve. If your RoboTaxi...
Killer Boots, Man
Every once in a while something stupid becomes part of the conversation and...
Suggestions for the Well Dressed Orphan: Part VI
Its that time of year, where the staff and I discuss suggestions for your...
Which Way Western Man?
I probably mentioned it here once. During the summer Dana White posted on...
Chariots of Fire
Uhhhhhh. Not again. ”Hello.” I answered. I don’t know how this gag still...
“We Gotta Dooooo Something.”
At first I thought it was Canada descending the fastest into totalitarian...