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The Crider Chronicles: The Orleans Incident – Part VIII
Part 7.
Monday Morning Links
My (approx) great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather is buried here.
Have a nice open post.
Unwatched S02 E19 – Assassination Classroom Part 1
Wherein UnCivil reviews content he’s owned but ignored. Episode 40
IFLA: The “Very Suspicious” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of June 7
Why would someone leave a wig and plain black hat on a fencepost, with an undecorated black jacket a few yards away? This set Lily into guardian mode too. Interestingly enough, it was still there nearly a week after it first appeared, so I guess nobody wanted to get...
Sunday Morning Visibly Jewish Links
Prime texted me, "I have a really good friend you haven't met yet, another doc. We're having drinks and I told her about you. Can you make it to dinner on the 6th?" And then a few quotes which led me to believe that her friend was an Actual Jew and one with a sense of...
Saturday evening Links
Yes, here we are, yet again. The week has flown by and it's Saturday. The missus and I spent a couple of days up at the cabin, which made it an especially fine week. The garden is in, and planning for the new daughters nuptials continues apace. I need a generator to...
Chimping Out
Amidst the backdrop of a world filled with war, disagreement over control of...
Saturday Morning Long Whine Links
It's a minor thing but I need to kvetch. In all of its bureaucratic...
Friday Tax Day Reminder.
This is the last Friday before you the money gets taken out to feed the beast...
Stoic Friday CL
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Iron Sky
Moon Nazis make me hungry... Iron Sky I must announce a scheduling...
Putting Piper Down
Christmas Kitten! I have often wondered if somewhere in the universe there is...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 91
They want to keep the Guard in DC for years. What the fuck is this dipshit...
Snack food nostalgia
So Fox ran an article talking about 10 snacks from the '80s and '90s that...
Random Thoughts: XVII
Item the 1st - In a recent comment thread, in response to a statement along...
Crypid Crossword (redux)
Generated by crosswordspin.com Bigfoot, Yeti, Chupacabra, Mothman, Kraken,...
IFLA: The “Good Coverage” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95U1Wm5exP0 Would be better if it were...
Firing Murdock
I know we rag on Murdock, but did anyone really complain when he managed to...
First Friday of April Afternoon Links
While it's the home opener for the Guardians Indians today, the girlfriend is...
Stoic Friday CXLIX
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Space Master X-7
There's a fungus among us tonight. Better make sure there is no fungus on that...
Thursday Afternoon Links
I hate to link and run, but apparently my oldest son was "hurt" at school. The...
It’s Passover Seder Night- some Jew Stuff
The holiday most goyim know about is Hanukkah, mostly because it drops in the...
Mystery Box
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The Incredible Shrinking Man (Part 2)
I didn't have time to write a short post, so I wrote a long one instead. The middle part of any trilogy is always the boring story, and the story frequently comes with a sad ending as well. My middle story is no different. In the classic middle story, the protagonist is subjected to myriad trials and...
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Dunham – 61
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Crider Chronicles: Confederacy – Part XXIV
Fifteen kilometers inland The setting was beautiful. Fifteen kilometers from the outskirts of Mountain View was the tiny community of Rangely, a farming and ranching town of about two thousand. And just outside of that community was the Rangely Retreat, a...
Dunham – 60
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Crider Chronicles: Confederacy – Part XXIII
Part 23
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 40
Now starts the only multi-episode story arc I've really attempted so far. The...
THE RESISTANCE: Episode 2
“Bwa-ha-ha-ha,” Dark Cracky laughed, “Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.”...
The Hat and The Hair -Animated Episode 82 – Return of the King
https://youtu.be/A9nnMNpvc88?si=jkJF04347Fl41-FP Patreon Shill Cafepress Shill...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: ReRun ep 39
I started to get a bit more meta with the writing, not being constrained by...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: ReRun ep 37 & 38
From this point on the show focused on The Hat and The Hair's schemes to get...
THE RESISTANCE: Episode 1
“Where will we go?” Hunter asked his only friend. “My father’s huge mansion?...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: ReRun ep 36
I am not some Mystic or Mathematician, I did not plan for this re-run to be...
The Hat And The Hair Halloween Special
It's that time of year again when we, like the networks, can run an old...
The Hat and The Hair -Animated Episode 81 – Donald McDonald
https://youtu.be/DkotvIkjaRY Patreon Shill Cafepress Shill Redbubble Shill...
Kamala, First of Her Name: Episode 8
“Fucking Joe Biden” Kamala said with withering disgust. “We had fucking Puerto...
The Hat and The Hat: Episode 206
“Maybe just meet her, maybe she’s a really nice girl,” Donald said. “Father,...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: ReRun ep 35
This is the one that has become our annual Christmas Special. The Hat prays to...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 205
“I still smell like french fries,” the hair muttered. “I like how you smell,”...
Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
Pre-Mother’s Day Friday Afternoon Links
Still waiting for spring to spring here, and Ohio On Tap week begins, but let's get to the links. For those who want to go full Midwestern drunk. The publishers are just taunting aren't they? Oh, I remember when this would be considered malicious. I preferred Might...
The Devil’s Haircut
Yeah, its a reference to the song.
Final March Friday Afternoon Links
First, I give a gift. I've been using this as my response to spam texts/messages recently, and it has amused me. I leave it here for you. But let's get going with the links. First, let's go back to the halcyon days of the 00s. I hope this dies when Search for Gollum...
There’s No Gabagool
Since you’re probably at least ten years removed from what is arguably the best show on television since Seinfeld stopped being funny, I’m going to post this link here so you get the reference. This is my review of Pizza Port Brewing Next Horizon IPA: Culturally...
Release the Files!
About damn time they did!
Let Them Eat Cactus
I realize I might be the one of the few here affected by this. I’ve had...
Samhain Afternoon Links
It's Halloween, candy has been purchased, costumes have picked out, and movies...
What’s The Symbology Here?
I’m sure you are all about to deliver the reply. So I’m just going to post it...
Final pre-Halloween Friday Afternoon Links
Just a week before Halloween, and then to fight for Thanksgiving in the face...
Suggestions for a Well-Dressed Orphan VIII
Back by popular demand! Some of us are actually social enough to warrant the...
Two Week Halloween Warning Afternoon Links
That's right, only 14 days left before you can expect some grubby kids...
Chocolate Snobbery, Part Deux
My wife and I flew to Seattle (strictly speaking, Bellvue) Washington to...
The Easter Bunny or Something
Sometimes when everyone tries to make a controversy out of nothing, I like to...
Return to the USA Friday Afternoon links
I have returned from flying to London to watch the Browns lose in the last...
Book Review: The Cocktail Codex
I believe I’ve made my position on cookbooks known here in the past, but in...
Happy Diwali
*buzz buzz*. My phone rattled off the nightstand. “Scam Likely”. I set it down...
Colonization is an Empty Metaphor
Once again, if there is hope in the future of Earth it lies only in leaving...
Final September Friday Afternoon Links
Well, outside of an absolute shite week at work, the Indians are working on...





