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Let’s be Clear.
This is not a DIY kit. It’s frozen water. I posted the image above a while back in a note with the comment that buying these will not make your cocktails better. I stand by that statement, but there were some people talking about the aesthetics for clear ice. Clear...
Thursday Morning Links
Yes, it’s…the links!
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Ep 104 – AI Force
Everybody is retarded when it comes to ‘AI’
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Embarcadero skies
The question before this class: Would you buy SugarFreeCoin? Can I count on your to help get $SUGARFREE off the ground? There are early access perks, like a signed picture of me, SugarFree, and a possible revival of my rap career as SugaDaFree. 2027 is going to be an...
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 52
“Remember when we had women in The Oval Office all the time? Remember Pie?” the hair asked. “No, not really,” the hat said. “But there’s Natalie. She’s in here all the time.” “I was told to never talk about Natalie,” the hair said. “What? Who told you that?” The hair...
Wednesday Morning Links
Good morning one and all to another spectacular day! Supreme Court Allows Trump to Resume Third-Country Deportations Hegseth to announce large cuts to positions reserved for generals and admirals Trump unveils America.gov as AI-powered hub for passports, Medicare...
The Hat and The Hair Animated-Ep 98-Iran So Far Away
https://youtu.be/GBWtBebTF8k Patreon Shill Cafepress Shill Redbubble Shill...
Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – die without a dream
Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before A...
Cracky!: Episode 8
“Are you ready for this?” Dark Cracky asked. Hunter jerked awake and sat up a...
What Are We Reading 2026 It’s Almost Spring!! Edition
That's right it's t-shirts and shorts time, get those seedling started we'll...
IFLA: The “Portentous” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlxUnzuMAD0 Ok. Let's get the worst news out...
Sunday Morning Equinox Links
"Not today, you filthy old man." We seemed to have slipped past the equinox...
Selected by Nature for Extinction
They were so concerned about whether or not they could… This is my review of...
Midway through March Friday Afternoon Links
Well, that beer was definitely not an IPA. The talk of downtown on St....
Stoic Friday CXLVII
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
The Legend of the Wolf Woman
The Legend of the Wolf Woman (a.k.a. Werewolf Woman) I've been doing a writeup...
More Old Time Web Cruelty
In a previous post, I extolled the wondrousness of the web back in the early...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 90
https://youtu.be/klG6B5-TdaY
Vermont Vignettes II
When I read TPTB’s plea for content I got out the Post-It on which I jot down...
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
There’s a new .gif in these parts. Don’t say I never do anything around here…...
Best Friends, &cet
When I was six years old, my family moved to a small town in west central...
RC aircraft, modern era
I decided to get back into R.C. flying, not the gps style, but straight up...
IFLA: The “NYC Music” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny6hwUOFvlw It's difficult to say what the...
Mystery Box
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Mad God and The Tingler
Mad God And The Tingler Mad God Welcome back to Every Thursday is Halloween! Tonight the first movie of our double feature is a suggestion from Zwak! He brought this up a long time ago, it sat on the list for a long time. Then lo and behold, October rolls around and this movie goes out on free streaming. This is a stop motion...
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Judge Part 8 – One-Eyed Man
Wherein Jasper Browne tries to solve the murder of the last man to hold his job.
Dunham – 54
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Crider Chronicles: Confederacy – Part XV
Part 15
Dunham – 53
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
Joemala: Episode 85
“The pandemic is over,” Joe said sadly. “I know, Mr. President,” Karine...
Joemala: Episode 84
“Hello. My name is Joe Biden. I am standing here on land stolen from...
Joemala: Episode 83
“And the war is going well?” Joe asked. “Very well, sir,” Karine said....
Joemala: Episode 82 – Dark Brandon Rises
“Of all the bad ideas you’ve had, this has to be the worst,” Finnegan...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 55: Cream Dreams
Patreon Shill Cafepress Shill Redbubble Shill Youtube Shill
Joemala: Episode 81
Joe roared, grabbed a ficus, and began to hump it vigorously, laughing...
Hat and Hair Animated :Rerun: The REAL Ep 3
After making the first 2 episodes I was starting to see some of the flaws in...
Joemala: Episode 80
Pens. There’s a lot of pens. Ow. My neck. My neck hurts. Why...
Joemala: Episode 79
“They just barged right in,” the hat said. “It was really scary.” “I...
Hat and Hair Animated :Rerun: Ep 3
In previous posts I mentioned that Daffy Duck was one of my inspirations for...
Joemala: Episode 78
“I did it!” Joe hollered from the bathroom. “I got that bastard!”...
Hat and Hair Animated :Rerun: Ep 2
The site needs content, so content I will provide, lazily. When I mention old...
Joemala: Episode 77
“I feel fine; stop hovering,” Joe said, swatting away Finnegan as she...
Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
As American as Breakfast Tacos
Lets roll with that one.
Blame Canada Friday Afternoon Links
The smoke from Canada has arrived, and the air has been hazy and malodorous for several days now. The heat and humidity aren't helping with that, but having AC makes it tolerable. Of course, local news is running stories such as "Is it safe to run my AC when air...
June Friday Afternoon Links
Welcome back to a sea on stability during the swells of summer weather. I've had to turn on the AC at last, but may be able to turn it off over the weekend. But you care not for that, so lets get to the links. Racists in the wild. I'm waiting for Steam to pull out of...
Final Friday Afternoon Links of August
First, thank all of you for putting up with the issues we've been having with the scheduler. It's not as if we have a team of on call professionals standing by to receive your calls. On that note, we are running low on content to feed into the maw of the beast, so if...
Saturday Morning Wino Links
With our wine license in hand and a deep stock of delicious bottles behind the bar, we're ready for old ladies getting sloshed and starting bar fights. My list has stereotypical female pleasers like Prosecco and pink Champagne. Prime remains a steadfast dry red wine...
What an Absolute Shitshow
I would like to announce something for the group that might explain my...
Getting Ahead of the Times
I picked a poor topic to discuss when messing around with the new editor. If...
Cougars, Cows, but no Kittens
I am at the point in alcoholism where I can’t for the life of me recall if I...
This is Your Brain on Reddit
The internet is often a fascinating demonstration of humanity’s tendency to...
Hey You. Bear …Bear Fucker.
*Buzz* *Buzz* My phone vibrated on my desk. Wait. Its another Zoom....
She’s Lowkey, Kinda Mid, Freal Tho
As it turns out, I have never reviewed this beer—but I have made fun of...
The Kaczynski Quote
While I must vehemently disagree with his methods (hi NSA) I cannot help but...
Counting Tiles
My childhood growing up in Arizona often meant a lot of summer afternoons when...
Reverse Bud Light
We live in a society where anything related to the Oranj Man becomes toxic....
Sunk Cost Double Play
It occurred to me we don’t rag on The Federalist nearly as often as we should....
Brain Dump
I was going to throw this one out last week but the VA story would’ve gotten...
Deep State of Confusion
This brick was hurled at me hard enough I considered just writing a stand...
Daily Affirmation
So I followed a crazy chick on Twix and as it turns out, she followed me back....




